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233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233099  addend: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid."

233104  DarkTeddy: I am fucking hamd.

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233016 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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Score:
355
 
 Mr Bleak: I quit. Best regards, The Cleaner.
 Zukero: Pissian Roulette
 BavidDowie: Thank God! There's a plunger!
 kazzy94: #THICC
 duckfarts: That's the weirdest bikini
 Knice: @Red I want to hug you, but the urine-bag is kinda off-putting. :-( How about a sorta distance high-five where we put our hands up but don't actually touch?
 ch: 30 free recipes!
 carpwoman: Art.
 Side Boob: No good can come of this
 Jaunty Shrimp: Please don't tell me this is the twist in Trainspotting 2
 Red: @Knice this picture is me, but with emotions instead of urine
 Hosebag: Bag-o-urine. They have that at O'Shays down the road from here.
 TFChicken: Sure I may have seen this 800 times but every time it has been a delight
 karmakat: don't ask...they forgot the drain. we doing what we can.
 Mr. Shine: *shoots bag with BB gun, runs away*
 Teechur: I think that urinal flushes backwards.
 petepuma: All was fine til Steve wore his spurs into the bathroom
 Minx: mistakes were made.
 VoR: Does that mean do or don't pee?
 Robespierre: Sauerbraten's almost done marinating
 Gomi Day: i'm impressed. horrified, but impressed.
 Knice: Somebody thought that was an apt coping strategy. That person's talents lie elsewhere.
Image 164860   02-28-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
217
 
 BavidDowie: Chic fil-ayy, I'm cluckin' here!
 sparename: Live action Sylvester and Tweety looking good
 Jaunty Shrimp: I hatched for this?!
 wolfpk: I know they advertised the freshest chicken sandwiches in town, but this is ridiculous.
 piranharama: What?! No cheese? F*ing savages...
 ignatz: was going for a joke but the little guy caught my eye.. :(
 Mexico: This chicken patty is undercooked.
Image 164859   02-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
355
 
 TFChicken: Whelp, my dick pic finally ended up on AG. A proud day
 VoR: He ded.
 DrinkMixMan: I can haz Fillet-o-Fish?
Image 164858   02-28-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
761
 
 Frum Temps: @Jotun looool
 BavidDowie: They never have that much meat, really
 Jotun: Buckethead's daughter.
 Hosebag: Was this from that show "Everybody Loves Ramen"?
 Mr. Shine: @Knice Make it a Nong Shim Spicy Bowl Noodle and I'do love one too!
 Sheikhjahbooty: The shriners have really lowered their standards.
 Knice: Halfway through thinking "Man, what the fuck" I realized that my daughter would love this.
Image 164857   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
577
 
 E. HONDA: Back when the future was envisioned to involve a lot of single purpose push buttons.
 TFChicken: "The Future!"
 Hosebag: AT&T picture phone, the FUTURE. This will be the future in 1980!
 Knice: "Yes, that's right: Five HUNDRED. Five hundred pictures of God-damned alligators. These people get all bitchy when I let something through that's been posted already; but I tell ya, Moonmoon, they have no idea *what* I have to put up with."
Image 164856   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
631
 
 VoR: There really was a tiny man trying to get out.
 piranharama: I too am looking forward to Alien Covenant
 Knice: Makeup budget's running low on the Alien reboot.
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : I thought this was the "vaping" thing everyone is talking about.
 Warrax: Is... is this how babby formed?
Image 164855   02-28-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
578
 
 Beef Supreme: Let the average toddler open this fridge and their head will explode like in the movie Scanners.
 jochenau: This is why I hate Costco.
 antipatterns: These are great for opiate withdrawl. On a day when I couldn't keep a 8oz cup of water down, I could eat a few of these to keep hydrated.
 Kim: Talk about an oral fixation.
 Peach: I'm a reformed junk-food junkie and pictures like this make me a little panicky, like "oh no, what if seeing this reawakens the beast?"
 KrazyKat: Otter pops!
 Warrax: #164823
 Mr. Butt: The sound of 10,000 bleeding gums.
 grizzly: How did you get those scars?
Image 164854   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
588
 
 DerKirche: neat hoarfrost
 Flarmie: IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL WHY IS THERE ICE IN THIS PICTURE? Checkmate.
 Eleftheros: As your attorney, i advise you to eat the fire flower.
Image 164853   02-28-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
192
 
 Mr Bleak: @tib gubb You get smoky whiskies like Laphroaig and Talisker - we all thought you knew...
 Dan Tagonistic: @Warrax Dalston!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck you sign I'll smoke what I like
 werterland: This new Rockstar game looks terrible...
 Lestrange: This doctor has a limited range.
 DrinkMixMan: 4:20/Beer o'clock: smoke booze every day
 tib gubb: wait wait wait... you can SMOKE it?
 a robot: Give up smoking alcohol? NEVER
 Warrax: But where can I purchase these fine products?
 sparename: But I smoke dogs - where it isn't disallowed
Image 164852   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
533
 
 BavidDowie: Red cryptonite
 Prostata: it's rhodochrosite
 Thyming: Insert Steven Universe joke/reference here*
 Musician: quartz, medium rare
Image 164851   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
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