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216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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Score:
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 Beef Supreme: Let the average toddler open this fridge and their head will explode like in the movie Scanners.
 jochenau: This is why I hate Costco.
 antipatterns: These are great for opiate withdrawl. On a day when I couldn't keep a 8oz cup of water down, I could eat a few of these to keep hydrated.
 Kim: Talk about an oral fixation.
 Peach: I'm a reformed junk-food junkie and pictures like this make me a little panicky, like "oh no, what if seeing this reawakens the beast?"
 KrazyKat: Otter pops!
 Warrax: #164823
 Mr. Butt: The sound of 10,000 bleeding gums.
 grizzly: How did you get those scars?
Image 164854   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
588
 
 DerKirche: neat hoarfrost
 Flarmie: IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL WHY IS THERE ICE IN THIS PICTURE? Checkmate.
 Eleftheros: As your attorney, i advise you to eat the fire flower.
Image 164853   02-28-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
192
 
 Mr Bleak: @tib gubb You get smoky whiskies like Laphroaig and Talisker - we all thought you knew...
 Dan Tagonistic: @Warrax Dalston!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck you sign I'll smoke what I like
 werterland: This new Rockstar game looks terrible...
 Lestrange: This doctor has a limited range.
 DrinkMixMan: 4:20/Beer o'clock: smoke booze every day
 tib gubb: wait wait wait... you can SMOKE it?
 a robot: Give up smoking alcohol? NEVER
 Warrax: But where can I purchase these fine products?
 sparename: But I smoke dogs - where it isn't disallowed
Image 164852   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
514
 
 BavidDowie: Red cryptonite
 Prostata: it's rhodochrosite
 Thyming: Insert Steven Universe joke/reference here*
 Musician: quartz, medium rare
Image 164851   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
521
 
 TFChicken: Oh believe me, Senpai will notice her
 Wet farts: 10 bucks says it's a guy
 RiderFan: Idolmaster took an great turn I was not expecting.
 kinggheedra: I bet i've argued with this person on a friend's facebook wall about the immigration ban
 ChubbyBuddy: 0% chance thats a girl
 ThatGuy: Your waifu is shit
 Musician: My ex is still looking good.
 trelyate: the last thing you see before you die
 Knice: So, at no point in the time it took for this person to get there, and look like that, did they think better of it. Good thing they have a gun.
Image 164850   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
541
 
 E. HONDA: if you smoke alcohol
 Urn BooUrn: Accurate.
 Jaunty Shrimp: On the one hand I have no mouth and I must scream...but on the other hand I can never get mouth cancer, so it's an overall win.
 TFChicken: Know the warning signs
 Teechur: And in other news, there's a 100% chance of weather tonight, folks!
 Lestrange: You may be at risk of death: If you are alive.
 cizhiresb: you may have cancer if you have cells
 karmakat: and you can have a prostate cancer ONLY if you have one.
 karmakat: and you can have a prostate cancer ONLY if you have one.
 Knice: Does your girlfriend have horseness that won't go away?
Image 164849   02-28-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
298
 
 Butcherboy: What a pistol
Image 164848   02-28-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
442
 
 Beef Supreme: It's the only guarantee we have in life.
 ASTER: OHH YEAH TIME TO GET A WIZOARD TO DELETE MY PUD. THE MF SHAREZOND BITCH.
 sparename: " # And now, The end is near, And so I face, The Final Certain # "
 Micro Jackson: Not sure about this...
 a robot: @Knice That CATS ARE NICE.
 Knice: Of what?
Image 164847   02-28-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
419
 
 raditzu: Monkey see, monkey d... errr, wait, wut?
 Derp Herpigan: Silly human, you have the arms all wrong.
Image 164846   02-28-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
509
 
 Hosebag: I'm trying to picture what kind of porn they are watching. Drawing a blank.
 Robespierre: Dog's annoyed at being upstaged
 thecraftywolf: @Knice i heard maryanne and rex were both having affairs neither knows maybe they'll split maybe at the bed and borkfast the forget their silly differences
 Knice: Rex and Maryanne still loved each other, but it seemed that the spark had faded in these past years. Perhaps a weekend away at a secluded bed-and-borkfast would help them rekindle.
Image 164845   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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