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258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

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258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
578
 
 Beef Supreme: Let the average toddler open this fridge and their head will explode like in the movie Scanners.
 jochenau: This is why I hate Costco.
 antipatterns: These are great for opiate withdrawl. On a day when I couldn't keep a 8oz cup of water down, I could eat a few of these to keep hydrated.
 Kim: Talk about an oral fixation.
 Peach: I'm a reformed junk-food junkie and pictures like this make me a little panicky, like "oh no, what if seeing this reawakens the beast?"
 KrazyKat: Otter pops!
 Warrax: #164823
 Mr. Butt: The sound of 10,000 bleeding gums.
 grizzly: How did you get those scars?
Image 164854   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
588
 
 DerKirche: neat hoarfrost
 Flarmie: IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL WHY IS THERE ICE IN THIS PICTURE? Checkmate.
 Eleftheros: As your attorney, i advise you to eat the fire flower.
Image 164853   02-28-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
192
 
 Mr Bleak: @tib gubb You get smoky whiskies like Laphroaig and Talisker - we all thought you knew...
 Dan Tagonistic: @Warrax Dalston!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck you sign I'll smoke what I like
 werterland: This new Rockstar game looks terrible...
 Lestrange: This doctor has a limited range.
 DrinkMixMan: 4:20/Beer o'clock: smoke booze every day
 tib gubb: wait wait wait... you can SMOKE it?
 a robot: Give up smoking alcohol? NEVER
 Warrax: But where can I purchase these fine products?
 sparename: But I smoke dogs - where it isn't disallowed
Image 164852   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
533
 
 BavidDowie: Red cryptonite
 Prostata: it's rhodochrosite
 Thyming: Insert Steven Universe joke/reference here*
 Musician: quartz, medium rare
Image 164851   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
540
 
 TFChicken: Oh believe me, Senpai will notice her
 Wet farts: 10 bucks says it's a guy
 RiderFan: Idolmaster took an great turn I was not expecting.
 kinggheedra: I bet i've argued with this person on a friend's facebook wall about the immigration ban
 ChubbyBuddy: 0% chance thats a girl
 ThatGuy: Your waifu is shit
 Musician: My ex is still looking good.
 trelyate: the last thing you see before you die
 Knice: So, at no point in the time it took for this person to get there, and look like that, did they think better of it. Good thing they have a gun.
Image 164850   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
541
 
 E. HONDA: if you smoke alcohol
 Urn BooUrn: Accurate.
 Jaunty Shrimp: On the one hand I have no mouth and I must scream...but on the other hand I can never get mouth cancer, so it's an overall win.
 TFChicken: Know the warning signs
 Teechur: And in other news, there's a 100% chance of weather tonight, folks!
 Lestrange: You may be at risk of death: If you are alive.
 cizhiresb: you may have cancer if you have cells
 karmakat: and you can have a prostate cancer ONLY if you have one.
 karmakat: and you can have a prostate cancer ONLY if you have one.
 Knice: Does your girlfriend have horseness that won't go away?
Image 164849   02-28-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
298
 
 Butcherboy: What a pistol
Image 164848   02-28-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
442
 
 Beef Supreme: It's the only guarantee we have in life.
 ASTER: OHH YEAH TIME TO GET A WIZOARD TO DELETE MY PUD. THE MF SHAREZOND BITCH.
 sparename: " # And now, The end is near, And so I face, The Final Certain # "
 Micro Jackson: Not sure about this...
 a robot: @Knice That CATS ARE NICE.
 Knice: Of what?
Image 164847   02-28-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
419
 
 raditzu: Monkey see, monkey d... errr, wait, wut?
 Derp Herpigan: Silly human, you have the arms all wrong.
Image 164846   02-28-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
509
 
 Hosebag: I'm trying to picture what kind of porn they are watching. Drawing a blank.
 kittylitter: Dog's annoyed at being upstaged
 thecraftywolf: @Knice i heard maryanne and rex were both having affairs neither knows maybe they'll split maybe at the bed and borkfast the forget their silly differences
 Knice: Rex and Maryanne still loved each other, but it seemed that the spark had faded in these past years. Perhaps a weekend away at a secluded bed-and-borkfast would help them rekindle.
Image 164845   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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