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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (772 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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 9. logan: 1868 points
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11. bromide: 1834 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
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14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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Score:
325
 
 yev: counting balls
 BavidDowie: @tokyopig raise your...Please excuse me...
 Zukero: Where's HER hand ?
 Jaunty Shrimp: That's just rude
 Bast Relief: Whoops, wrong ball!
 Telkwa: Clearly handling the ball out of touch.
 kazzy94: Talk about having two left hands!
 tokyopig: raise your hand if you thought that was her hand at first.
Image 164748   02-27-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
780
 
 redmonkey3: Tweren't the airplanes killed the beast; was the eggnog killed the beast!
 tokyopig: Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Alfie killed the beast.
Image 164747   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: Bet I know which side he plays on.
 carpwoman: @Bu7Z - Yes, my friends complain about being born on Chrsitmas while I remind them it's not so bad, I share a birthday with Hitler. Got it?
 Bu7Z: @carpwoman mmm, nope, pretty sure Christmas is jesus's birthday, read the bible people!
 carpwoman: @Bu7Z - Hitler.
 Bu7Z: @carpwoman jesus?
 carpwoman: I have a couple friends whose birthdays fall on Christmas. Every time they bitch about it I remind them who I share a birthday with.
 mickeyd: Bannon sure knows how to party!
 yev: wolfenstein ist wunderbar!
 tib gubb: he's actually one of the more polite players you'll find on xbl
 Peter Pantsless: Can't get past the first level in Call of Duty: keeps team-killing
 tokyopig: Sure he looks happy now, but Jesus is he a sore loser.
 Snake Jesus: Er is wieder da!
Image 164746   02-27-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
509
 
 Jabberwikket: All cat version of The Matrix is looking,..... about as expected
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb *mind blown*
 tib gubb: @Peter Pantsless that's what makes this pic so interesting.
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb But cats proudly display their assholes for all to see!
 tib gubb: crouching tiger, hidden asshole
 illBilliam: "Smell ya later, shitlords!"
 enfanta: Cirque de Soliel is no longer welcome at the cat sanctuary.
Image 164745   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 whiplash: OMG my child was born with Dreamworks Face!
 Mr. Shine: Which WikiHow article is this?!
 Coolguy: Must be the postman's baby
 tib gubb: please make it stop
 tokyopig: The amount of green hair on that new born baby is unrealistic.
 Peter Pantsless: Hot damn with that username/upload combo
Image 164744   02-27-17   Uploaded by    MrMangaMouth
Score:
226
 
 BavidDowie: Sore loser at marbles
 tib gubb: so goeth ol' accordian fart
 tokyopig: Get under the tables! The dubstep fairy is coming. bbbbuwububububUBUBUBUB! [sound of windows shattering]
Image 164743   02-27-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
621
 
 butt poop: Now that's what I call Stompin' The Terra
 trelyate: hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
 ignatz: @whiplash that's not a rock
 whiplash: Hot rock! Hot! hot!
 Mr. Shine: Where did you come from, where did you go/ where did you come from Cottoneye Joe?
 Beeble: THE DUBSTEP FAIRY IS HERE!!!
 tib gubb: and then you shake it all about
 Peter Pantsless: #Sliiiide to the left! Sliiiide to the right!#
Image 164742   02-27-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
335
 
 DerKirche: This makes me wanna buy a van.
 sassysass: Nice tattoo, Cindy.
 Warrax: I love it when this happens.
 tokyopig: Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground!
Image 164741   02-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
446
 
 yev: finally some logic
 Teechur: @a robot A good portion of the basketball team is on crutches. Assorted....
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Hell, for all we know, you may have tank treads
 a robot: @Teechur "BIPEDS?" Way to be....uh....pedal-ist, dude! What if you have some quadrupeds in your class? Or legless entities that use undulatory locomotion?! (I looked at Wikipedia just now)
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I begin each class with "Ladies, gentlemen, assorted bipeds...." so I don't have to learn any names.
 Peter Pantsless: I name my pets but I always end up calling them by whatever animal they are
 Knice: @Mr. Butt You have a way of clarifying things that I appreciate. :-)
 tokyopig: Maybe you should ask the animal how it self identifies before you go around throwing labels on everything.
 Mr. Butt: Get this Tumblr shit out of here.
Image 164740   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
249
 
 toaster: I searched "Ennui (France)" on Netscape, and this is what came up.
 Side Boob: Peace and love, peace and love.
 a robot: @Theimposter RINGO ISN'T DEAD!! STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO GOOGLE THINGS IN TERROR
 Theimposter: It's his ghost, ready to slightly diassapoint passers-by.
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Ringo?
Image 164739   02-27-17   Uploaded by    james
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