Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. zrj235
2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. glenalec
5. Felicity
6. VeeKay
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: anonymous.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 398
Registered users online in past hour: 2213

Average image score (last 24 hours): 403

Total number of comments: 1249690
Total number of images: 233197



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 109346
XP needed for green ranking: 40898
XP needed for yellow ranking: 2308

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
709
 
 Dr. Bathroom: No! My Dippin' Dots!
 Scoo: [TINY SKRITCHING SOUND INTENSIFIES]
 San DoDo: And then you just close the lid and you can take it with you, exciting!
 bug: If it fits, it shits.
Image 164666   02-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
166
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Better than #164367
 AverageJoe: no sir, that is a whip
 tib gubb: and then there's people you just want to throttle with their own keyboard
 Amy Housewine: Unique Petz is my dog-walking name.
 Wet farts: Nobody needs 30 ft of leash.
 San DoDo: used for defense no doubt
 Knice: For tactical borkfare.
Image 164665   02-27-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
486
 
 CastleBravo: "STAY AWAY FRON THESE FLOWERS! THESE ARE MINE!"
 enfanta: The neighbors spotted a dog in the garden.
Image 164664   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 164663 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by duckybox. Boo, duckybox.
Score:
755
 
 Mexico: *loud purring*
Image 164662   02-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
399
 
 raditzu: Codename DOG.
 Robespierre: Susan Storm pretty much lost it after Reed left her.
 WTF: In case she didn't know... #146416
 enfanta: You can label it a dog but you can't fool me. That's a woman!
 DrinkMixMan: I really wish they wouldn't scream.
 msmstud: My opinion is unwanted.
 Knice: "Be down in a minute -- just gotta finish putting my face on!" -@a robot
Image 164661   02-27-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
412
 
 SpaceCow: Rad for when a movie didn't require elves and dwarves to be considered fantasy.
 LKoroton: Rad for the memories
 Jabberwikket: @PushyWebsite , also my first VHS movie
 scribbs: Saw this in the theater.
 Beef Supreme: This movie taught me what a glaive is.
 PushyWebsite: This is the first movie I ever saw on VHS, the first ever thing I saw on VHS was some episodes of The Monkees. The experience abruptly ended because I thought that you could flip over a videotape when it got to the end of the reel.
 CastleBravo: This is quite simply the best movie ever made. Bar none.
Image 164660   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: Third row at the Nebula concert
 CastleBravo: YOU'RE NOT DERPING HARD ENOUGH! DERP HARDER!
 DrinkMixMan: Good night, sweet prince
Image 164659   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
280
 
 questionable: I've played enough Assassin's Creed to know there's a collectable on top of this, the ivy tells me so
Image 164658   02-27-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
488
 
 Jabberwikket: Fus ro Borkf ?
 MylesX: @Amy Housewine lolol
 AverageJoe: you should put him some dog dentures
 kinggheedra: Spawn reboot looking gritty
 Mr. Shine: Show me your war face!!
 Science: We must prepare for the coming of Gozer
 questionable: *sound of gale-force blowdryer, muffling distorted borkfs*
 Amy Housewine: rarr
Image 164657   02-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Page 1 ... 6851 6852 6853 6854 6855 6856 6857 ... 23319 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.