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182112  Theta Zero: Wikihow: How to use the gradient tool and stock cloud render in Photoshop

182102  Theta Zero: Daily reminder that nature is brutal and the only reason we don't know is because we're privileged enough to only see its not-terrible parts.

182101  Theta Zero: It's just thirsty.

182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

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181957 Hosebag: If you got 8 of these, and put them all on a rope and swing it around and hit people - that would ironic. (and fun)

181981 tib gubb: that's a fine looking turtle.

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181941 ughjeez: @tritium Looks like Terraria

181939 Air Biscuit: "I give my best powerpoint presentations on the toilet"

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

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Score:
372
 
 Ronick: Misstranslation of gunsmoke
 Zukero: He just shot his index off ain't he ?
 Bu7Z: What would we do without @tokyopig 's translations?
 Lestrange: something something lung cancer
 tokyopig: says 'no smoking, 7-9:30am, 5-7pm' weird
 AverageJoe: Wong Wayne
Image 164595   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
214
 
 jochenau: This is too timely for spaceship, put it back in the queue and bring it back around July or so.
 tokyopig: that white suv in the background was the straw that broke the camel's back. Also the camel is a metaphor for global warming.
 WaffleIron: This happened in Toronto last night.
Image 164594   02-27-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
316
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why is that croissants full of circus peanuts?
 Robespierre: What kind of daisy chain is this, anyway?
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm curious why they chose to fill it with popcorn.
 werterland: Dad Club will begin promptly at seven with a potluck.
 Otterman: Decreasing height squad
 Cami: Thinking of the shift change in Metropolis.
 a robot: @enfanta Holy shit! You're right!
 mrwiffler: This porn is weird.
 whiplash: The young guy in the white shirt is clearly an impostor.
 enfanta: #161991 before picture.
 AverageJoe: poor homeless people
 WaffleIron: That watermelon basket looks lovely.
 jazzjunkie: No soup for you!
Image 164593   02-27-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
249
 
 enfanta: Yeti thinks he's shaking down Santa. We don't have the heart to correct him.
 tokyopig: gorilla clutches klaus in its claws
 WaffleIron: sweater--;
Image 164592   02-27-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
314
 
 Kim: There's a company called Mandels that has some lovely scents like Stripper's breath, gunpowder, fresh cut grass...
 Zampano: Pepperoni dog fart
 piranharama: "Wet Dream" always sounded like a product to me, rather than an embarrassing pre-teen rite of passage. Ah yes, the nostalgia of learning to do your own laundry...
 sparename: What about 'Blend of Fish Tank and First Full Nappy'
 Lestrange: These scented candles are getting weird.
 AverageJoe: Do they have "Taco diarrhea" and "Expired milk"?
Image 164591   02-27-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
316
 
 Zukero: Old man's balls flavored too.
 FabricMan: And tendrils of brown liquid began to issue from the pants...
 Theta Zero: Warm pool water flavored
Image 164590   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
356
 
 piranharama: @Skinr I tip my hat, sir.
 Skinr: yo, who lives in the Big Apple, NYC?
Image 164589   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
276
 
 enfanta: Still can't stop seeing that massive motorcycle helmet.
 ch: that lamp ... can you hear my timeless retching
 tokyopig: @Hokie333 When it really starts flanging up I just get into my car. Then I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. Its the only way to live.
 Hokie333: @tokyopig Sounds like something you need to see a doctor about in 2064. "Doc, my polymoog's flanging again." "Hmmm, how bad this time?" "Like a beast, Doc." "Okay, I'll up the dosage on the Oscillitor."
 tokyopig: I can almost hear the polymoog flanging like a beast.
Image 164588   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
522
 
 ch: could i get the party-pak[R] to go please
 PenguinBartender: I don't give a hoot! (they're too cute, you can't have any)
 mrwiffler: Actually two clutches...
 mrwiffler: A clutch of owls?
 yev: when you don't check your mail regularly
 sparename: Poker in the Nether Regions: Part II "Dealing With Owls"
 jochenau: Parliament is now in session...and it's adorable.
 Borkf: I prefer the wait staff at this branch of Hooters, but whenever I order the chicken wings, I just get a plate of dry pellets.
 a robot: Owl need just a few more owls
 tokyopig: Owl see you owl later.
Image 164587   02-27-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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