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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253433 redmonkey3: Someone needs pet time / play time and you need rests from maus time - win win

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Score:
372
 
 Ronick: Misstranslation of gunsmoke
 Zukero: He just shot his index off ain't he ?
 Bu7Z: What would we do without @tokyopig 's translations?
 Lestrange: something something lung cancer
 tokyopig: says 'no smoking, 7-9:30am, 5-7pm' weird
Image 164595   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
235
 
 jochenau: This is too timely for spaceship, put it back in the queue and bring it back around July or so.
 tokyopig: that white suv in the background was the straw that broke the camel's back. Also the camel is a metaphor for global warming.
 WaffleIron: This happened in Toronto last night.
Image 164594   02-27-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
341
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why is that croissants full of circus peanuts?
 doindabs: What kind of daisy chain is this, anyway?
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm curious why they chose to fill it with popcorn.
 werterland: Dad Club will begin promptly at seven with a potluck.
 Otterman: Decreasing height squad
 Cami: Thinking of the shift change in Metropolis.
 a robot: @enfanta Holy shit! You're right!
 mrwiffler: This porn is weird.
 whiplash: The young guy in the white shirt is clearly an impostor.
 enfanta: #161991 before picture.
 AverageJoe: poor homeless people
 WaffleIron: That watermelon basket looks lovely.
 jazzjunkie: No soup for you!
Image 164593   02-27-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
249
 
 enfanta: Yeti thinks he's shaking down Santa. We don't have the heart to correct him.
 tokyopig: gorilla clutches klaus in its claws
 WaffleIron: sweater--;
Image 164592   02-27-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
314
 
 Kim: There's a company called Mandels that has some lovely scents like Stripper's breath, gunpowder, fresh cut grass...
 Zampano: Pepperoni dog fart
 piranharama: "Wet Dream" always sounded like a product to me, rather than an embarrassing pre-teen rite of passage. Ah yes, the nostalgia of learning to do your own laundry...
 sparename: What about 'Blend of Fish Tank and First Full Nappy'
 Lestrange: These scented candles are getting weird.
 AverageJoe: Do they have "Taco diarrhea" and "Expired milk"?
Image 164591   02-27-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
316
 
 Zukero: Old man's balls flavored too.
 FabricMan: And tendrils of brown liquid began to issue from the pants...
 Theta Zero: Warm pool water flavored
Image 164590   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
356
 
 piranharama: @Skinr I tip my hat, sir.
 Skinr: yo, who lives in the Big Apple, NYC?
Image 164589   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
276
 
 enfanta: Still can't stop seeing that massive motorcycle helmet.
 ch: that lamp ... can you hear my timeless retching
 tokyopig: @Hokie333 When it really starts flanging up I just get into my car. Then I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. Its the only way to live.
 Hokie333: @tokyopig Sounds like something you need to see a doctor about in 2064. "Doc, my polymoog's flanging again." "Hmmm, how bad this time?" "Like a beast, Doc." "Okay, I'll up the dosage on the Oscillitor."
 tokyopig: I can almost hear the polymoog flanging like a beast.
Image 164588   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
522
 
 ch: could i get the party-pak[R] to go please
 PenguinBartender: I don't give a hoot! (they're too cute, you can't have any)
 mrwiffler: Actually two clutches...
 mrwiffler: A clutch of owls?
 yev: when you don't check your mail regularly
 sparename: Poker in the Nether Regions: Part II "Dealing With Owls"
 jochenau: Parliament is now in session...and it's adorable.
 Borkf: I prefer the wait staff at this branch of Hooters, but whenever I order the chicken wings, I just get a plate of dry pellets.
 a robot: Owl need just a few more owls
 tokyopig: Owl see you owl later.
Image 164587   02-27-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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