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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
372
 
 Ronick: Misstranslation of gunsmoke
 Zukero: He just shot his index off ain't he ?
 Bu7Z: What would we do without @tokyopig 's translations?
 Lestrange: something something lung cancer
 tokyopig: says 'no smoking, 7-9:30am, 5-7pm' weird
 AverageJoe: Wong Wayne
Image 164595   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
214
 
 jochenau: This is too timely for spaceship, put it back in the queue and bring it back around July or so.
 tokyopig: that white suv in the background was the straw that broke the camel's back. Also the camel is a metaphor for global warming.
 WaffleIron: This happened in Toronto last night.
Image 164594   02-27-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
316
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why is that croissants full of circus peanuts?
 Robespierre: What kind of daisy chain is this, anyway?
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm curious why they chose to fill it with popcorn.
 werterland: Dad Club will begin promptly at seven with a potluck.
 Otterman: Decreasing height squad
 Cami: Thinking of the shift change in Metropolis.
 a robot: @enfanta Holy shit! You're right!
 mrwiffler: This porn is weird.
 whiplash: The young guy in the white shirt is clearly an impostor.
 enfanta: #161991 before picture.
 AverageJoe: poor homeless people
 WaffleIron: That watermelon basket looks lovely.
 jazzjunkie: No soup for you!
Image 164593   02-27-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
249
 
 enfanta: Yeti thinks he's shaking down Santa. We don't have the heart to correct him.
 tokyopig: gorilla clutches klaus in its claws
 WaffleIron: sweater--;
Image 164592   02-27-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
314
 
 Kim: There's a company called Mandels that has some lovely scents like Stripper's breath, gunpowder, fresh cut grass...
 Zampano: Pepperoni dog fart
 piranharama: "Wet Dream" always sounded like a product to me, rather than an embarrassing pre-teen rite of passage. Ah yes, the nostalgia of learning to do your own laundry...
 sparename: What about 'Blend of Fish Tank and First Full Nappy'
 Lestrange: These scented candles are getting weird.
 AverageJoe: Do they have "Taco diarrhea" and "Expired milk"?
Image 164591   02-27-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
316
 
 Zukero: Old man's balls flavored too.
 FabricMan: And tendrils of brown liquid began to issue from the pants...
 Theta Zero: Warm pool water flavored
Image 164590   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
356
 
 piranharama: @Skinr I tip my hat, sir.
 Skinr: yo, who lives in the Big Apple, NYC?
Image 164589   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
276
 
 enfanta: Still can't stop seeing that massive motorcycle helmet.
 ch: that lamp ... can you hear my timeless retching
 tokyopig: @Hokie333 When it really starts flanging up I just get into my car. Then I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. Its the only way to live.
 Hokie333: @tokyopig Sounds like something you need to see a doctor about in 2064. "Doc, my polymoog's flanging again." "Hmmm, how bad this time?" "Like a beast, Doc." "Okay, I'll up the dosage on the Oscillitor."
 tokyopig: I can almost hear the polymoog flanging like a beast.
Image 164588   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
522
 
 ch: could i get the party-pak[R] to go please
 PenguinBartender: I don't give a hoot! (they're too cute, you can't have any)
 mrwiffler: Actually two clutches...
 mrwiffler: A clutch of owls?
 yev: when you don't check your mail regularly
 sparename: Poker in the Nether Regions: Part II "Dealing With Owls"
 jochenau: Parliament is now in session...and it's adorable.
 Borkf: I prefer the wait staff at this branch of Hooters, but whenever I order the chicken wings, I just get a plate of dry pellets.
 a robot: Owl need just a few more owls
 tokyopig: Owl see you owl later.
Image 164587   02-27-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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