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205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

205158  Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.

205135  CheezGrater: as a soldier this is so true. Ive fallen asleep on rocks using a bigger rock wrapped in a t-shirt as a pillow

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205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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Score:
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 Ronick: Misstranslation of gunsmoke
 Zukero: He just shot his index off ain't he ?
 Bu7Z: What would we do without @tokyopig 's translations?
 Lestrange: something something lung cancer
 tokyopig: says 'no smoking, 7-9:30am, 5-7pm' weird
Image 164595   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
214
 
 jochenau: This is too timely for spaceship, put it back in the queue and bring it back around July or so.
 tokyopig: that white suv in the background was the straw that broke the camel's back. Also the camel is a metaphor for global warming.
 WaffleIron: This happened in Toronto last night.
Image 164594   02-27-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
316
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why is that croissants full of circus peanuts?
 Robespierre: What kind of daisy chain is this, anyway?
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm curious why they chose to fill it with popcorn.
 werterland: Dad Club will begin promptly at seven with a potluck.
 Otterman: Decreasing height squad
 Cami: Thinking of the shift change in Metropolis.
 a robot: @enfanta Holy shit! You're right!
 mrwiffler: This porn is weird.
 whiplash: The young guy in the white shirt is clearly an impostor.
 enfanta: #161991 before picture.
 AverageJoe: poor homeless people
 WaffleIron: That watermelon basket looks lovely.
 jazzjunkie: No soup for you!
Image 164593   02-27-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
249
 
 enfanta: Yeti thinks he's shaking down Santa. We don't have the heart to correct him.
 tokyopig: gorilla clutches klaus in its claws
 WaffleIron: sweater--;
Image 164592   02-27-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
314
 
 Kim: There's a company called Mandels that has some lovely scents like Stripper's breath, gunpowder, fresh cut grass...
 Zampano: Pepperoni dog fart
 piranharama: "Wet Dream" always sounded like a product to me, rather than an embarrassing pre-teen rite of passage. Ah yes, the nostalgia of learning to do your own laundry...
 sparename: What about 'Blend of Fish Tank and First Full Nappy'
 Lestrange: These scented candles are getting weird.
 AverageJoe: Do they have "Taco diarrhea" and "Expired milk"?
Image 164591   02-27-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
316
 
 Zukero: Old man's balls flavored too.
 FabricMan: And tendrils of brown liquid began to issue from the pants...
 Theta Zero: Warm pool water flavored
Image 164590   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
356
 
 piranharama: @Skinr I tip my hat, sir.
 Skinr: yo, who lives in the Big Apple, NYC?
Image 164589   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
276
 
 enfanta: Still can't stop seeing that massive motorcycle helmet.
 ch: that lamp ... can you hear my timeless retching
 tokyopig: @Hokie333 When it really starts flanging up I just get into my car. Then I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. Its the only way to live.
 Hokie333: @tokyopig Sounds like something you need to see a doctor about in 2064. "Doc, my polymoog's flanging again." "Hmmm, how bad this time?" "Like a beast, Doc." "Okay, I'll up the dosage on the Oscillitor."
 tokyopig: I can almost hear the polymoog flanging like a beast.
Image 164588   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
522
 
 ch: could i get the party-pak[R] to go please
 PenguinBartender: I don't give a hoot! (they're too cute, you can't have any)
 mrwiffler: Actually two clutches...
 mrwiffler: A clutch of owls?
 yev: when you don't check your mail regularly
 sparename: Poker in the Nether Regions: Part II "Dealing With Owls"
 jochenau: Parliament is now in session...and it's adorable.
 Borkf: I prefer the wait staff at this branch of Hooters, but whenever I order the chicken wings, I just get a plate of dry pellets.
 a robot: Owl need just a few more owls
 tokyopig: Owl see you owl later.
Image 164587   02-27-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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