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192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

192420  redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses

192411  piranharama: "Doooooooooooooooooot"

192455  WTF: It's all about the Trail Mix.

192420  redmonkey3: Its a day of the month watch ? Okay.

192450  WTF: "This Valentines Day, show your love by giving her a Mucinex glob."

192420  redmonkey3: @Fiveninety - sold to people who don't appreciate it

192434  piranharama: Gawd I remember that Ep

192314  Entertainmentalist: "But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicatewe can not consecratewe can not hallowthis ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract."

192450  piranharama: The boy ain't right

192452  Horatio: This is a bit mind bending.

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192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

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Score:
372
 
 Ronick: Misstranslation of gunsmoke
 Zukero: He just shot his index off ain't he ?
 Bu7Z: What would we do without @tokyopig 's translations?
 Lestrange: something something lung cancer
 tokyopig: says 'no smoking, 7-9:30am, 5-7pm' weird
 AverageJoe: Wong Wayne
Image 164595   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
214
 
 jochenau: This is too timely for spaceship, put it back in the queue and bring it back around July or so.
 tokyopig: that white suv in the background was the straw that broke the camel's back. Also the camel is a metaphor for global warming.
 WaffleIron: This happened in Toronto last night.
Image 164594   02-27-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
316
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why is that croissants full of circus peanuts?
 Robespierre: What kind of daisy chain is this, anyway?
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm curious why they chose to fill it with popcorn.
 werterland: Dad Club will begin promptly at seven with a potluck.
 Otterman: Decreasing height squad
 Cami: Thinking of the shift change in Metropolis.
 a robot: @enfanta Holy shit! You're right!
 mrwiffler: This porn is weird.
 whiplash: The young guy in the white shirt is clearly an impostor.
 enfanta: #161991 before picture.
 AverageJoe: poor homeless people
 WaffleIron: That watermelon basket looks lovely.
 jazzjunkie: No soup for you!
Image 164593   02-27-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
249
 
 enfanta: Yeti thinks he's shaking down Santa. We don't have the heart to correct him.
 tokyopig: gorilla clutches klaus in its claws
 WaffleIron: sweater--;
Image 164592   02-27-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
314
 
 Kim: There's a company called Mandels that has some lovely scents like Stripper's breath, gunpowder, fresh cut grass...
 Zampano: Pepperoni dog fart
 piranharama: "Wet Dream" always sounded like a product to me, rather than an embarrassing pre-teen rite of passage. Ah yes, the nostalgia of learning to do your own laundry...
 sparename: What about 'Blend of Fish Tank and First Full Nappy'
 Lestrange: These scented candles are getting weird.
 AverageJoe: Do they have "Taco diarrhea" and "Expired milk"?
Image 164591   02-27-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
316
 
 Zukero: Old man's balls flavored too.
 FabricMan: And tendrils of brown liquid began to issue from the pants...
 Theta Zero: Warm pool water flavored
Image 164590   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
356
 
 piranharama: @Skinr I tip my hat, sir.
 Skinr: yo, who lives in the Big Apple, NYC?
Image 164589   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
276
 
 enfanta: Still can't stop seeing that massive motorcycle helmet.
 ch: that lamp ... can you hear my timeless retching
 tokyopig: @Hokie333 When it really starts flanging up I just get into my car. Then I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. Its the only way to live.
 Hokie333: @tokyopig Sounds like something you need to see a doctor about in 2064. "Doc, my polymoog's flanging again." "Hmmm, how bad this time?" "Like a beast, Doc." "Okay, I'll up the dosage on the Oscillitor."
 tokyopig: I can almost hear the polymoog flanging like a beast.
Image 164588   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
522
 
 ch: could i get the party-pak[R] to go please
 PenguinBartender: I don't give a hoot! (they're too cute, you can't have any)
 mrwiffler: Actually two clutches...
 mrwiffler: A clutch of owls?
 yev: when you don't check your mail regularly
 sparename: Poker in the Nether Regions: Part II "Dealing With Owls"
 jochenau: Parliament is now in session...and it's adorable.
 Borkf: I prefer the wait staff at this branch of Hooters, but whenever I order the chicken wings, I just get a plate of dry pellets.
 a robot: Owl need just a few more owls
 tokyopig: Owl see you owl later.
Image 164587   02-27-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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