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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

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Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
200
 
 sparename: "Start Here Last Thursday"
 jochenau: As a Chronically Late Insane Person, I resent this.
 WaffleIron: Most cars have flux capacitors, but it is important to specify which type of flux you want.
 Scoo: Dammit, I don't have a watch
Image 164585   02-27-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
339
 
 Niels Bohr: This seems like a metaphor.
 Cami: Noodling level: Samurai
 Lestrange: Tryna make sashimi wen ur dragon goe mad and sinkx ur bowt lmfao
 enfanta: Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of a girl...
 tib gubb: that's gotta hurt
Image 164584   02-27-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
117
 
 Pizza: Owl beaker on test tubes?
Image 164583   02-27-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
592
 
 Mr. Butt: Fantastic Planet is such a fucking cool movie.
 enfanta: Glen was uncomfortably literal with his bucket list.
Image 164582   02-27-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
613
 
 Darmstadtium: Hortencia?!? Why?!?
 petepuma: When the ex-lax kicks in
 PenguinBartender: Hawt.
 mrwiffler: Jesus H fucking christ no.
 Lestrange: Drive him completely and irrevocably insane with these 8 RED-HOT SEX TECHNIQUES. Years of antipsychotics and therapy will not help.
 smarkles: Sorry I'm so very, very late to my highschool yearbook picture day.
 smarkles: Well sign me right the fuck up.
 tokyopig: Sign says singles, photo says widows. There's a difference.
 enfanta: "I like listening to my music at a reasonable volume and my red stapler."
 BavidDowie: Pass
 tib gubb: mom?!
Image 164581   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
377
 
 Robespierre: ... and that, my friends, was the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.
 Bill Rye: Jeezus
 Lestrange: Great dental plan in that job
 whiplash: Jared Leto on vacation.
 Theimposter: Ive always wondered. The water to wine thing happened around the time of the first recorded distillation of spirits. Someone with a cask of grain alcohol could create a lot of 'wine' with miraculous speed.
 Teechur: @Theta Zero I used to teach with a lot of His wives when I taught in a Catholic school.
 Greek Fire: @redmonkey3 Getting in a drinking contest with God Himself sounds crackers.
 tokyopig: Carpenter to rabbi to revolutionary. Busy guy, glad he found some time to go fishing.
 piranharama: @Theta Zero You beat me to it!
 redmonkey3: He really DID laugh at lot... drank like the proverbial fish - the while "water into wine thing" @ Kannah (sp) was out of necessity @ he and the twelve (mostly Him) had drunk a three village area D-R-Y and that was just friday morning to saturday afternoon. Also quite Very dark brown skinned
 Theta Zero: Meet Christian singles now!
Image 164580   02-27-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
369
 
 KingTrebek: #156022 you betcher ass I do
 SpaceCow: Yoshi got eggs and he knows how to use them.
 Annoying Vegan : I got big legs
 FabricMan: Do you even eggs, bro?
 sparename: Are you 'love eggs'?
 tib gubb: WHO TOLD YOU
 BavidDowie: Yeah, but you can call me Benedict.
 Theta Zero: Yes, I eggs.
Image 164579   02-27-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
318
 
 SpaceCow: Next up on Master Builder: "What's this?" "It's a deconstructed dining room."
 sparename: Still illegal as a smoking area in UK -doesn't have three open walls
 Peter Pantsless: These open floor plans are getting out of hand
Image 164578   02-27-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
263
 
 LKoroton: Tom and Jerry and LSD
Image 164577   02-27-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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