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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
200
 
 sparename: "Start Here Last Thursday"
 jochenau: As a Chronically Late Insane Person, I resent this.
 WaffleIron: Most cars have flux capacitors, but it is important to specify which type of flux you want.
 Scoo: Dammit, I don't have a watch
Image 164585   02-27-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
339
 
 Niels Bohr: This seems like a metaphor.
 Cami: Noodling level: Samurai
 Lestrange: Tryna make sashimi wen ur dragon goe mad and sinkx ur bowt lmfao
 enfanta: Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of a girl...
 tib gubb: that's gotta hurt
Image 164584   02-27-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
117
 
 Pizza: Owl beaker on test tubes?
Image 164583   02-27-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
592
 
 Mr. Butt: Fantastic Planet is such a fucking cool movie.
 enfanta: Glen was uncomfortably literal with his bucket list.
Image 164582   02-27-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
613
 
 Darmstadtium: Hortencia?!? Why?!?
 petepuma: When the ex-lax kicks in
 PenguinBartender: Hawt.
 mrwiffler: Jesus H fucking christ no.
 Lestrange: Drive him completely and irrevocably insane with these 8 RED-HOT SEX TECHNIQUES. Years of antipsychotics and therapy will not help.
 smarkles: Sorry I'm so very, very late to my highschool yearbook picture day.
 smarkles: Well sign me right the fuck up.
 tokyopig: Sign says singles, photo says widows. There's a difference.
 enfanta: "I like listening to my music at a reasonable volume and my red stapler."
 BavidDowie: Pass
 tib gubb: mom?!
Image 164581   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
377
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: ... and that, my friends, was the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.
 Bill Rye: Jeezus
 Lestrange: Great dental plan in that job
 whiplash: Jared Leto on vacation.
 Theimposter: Ive always wondered. The water to wine thing happened around the time of the first recorded distillation of spirits. Someone with a cask of grain alcohol could create a lot of 'wine' with miraculous speed.
 Teechur: @Theta Zero I used to teach with a lot of His wives when I taught in a Catholic school.
 Greek Fire: @redmonkey3 Getting in a drinking contest with God Himself sounds crackers.
 tokyopig: Carpenter to rabbi to revolutionary. Busy guy, glad he found some time to go fishing.
 piranharama: @Theta Zero You beat me to it!
 redmonkey3: He really DID laugh at lot... drank like the proverbial fish - the while "water into wine thing" @ Kannah (sp) was out of necessity @ he and the twelve (mostly Him) had drunk a three village area D-R-Y and that was just friday morning to saturday afternoon. Also quite Very dark brown skinned
 Theta Zero: Meet Christian singles now!
Image 164580   02-27-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
369
 
 KingTrebek: #156022 you betcher ass I do
 SpaceCow: Yoshi got eggs and he knows how to use them.
 Annoying Vegan : I got big legs
 FabricMan: Do you even eggs, bro?
 sparename: Are you 'love eggs'?
 tib gubb: WHO TOLD YOU
 BavidDowie: Yeah, but you can call me Benedict.
 Theta Zero: Yes, I eggs.
Image 164579   02-27-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
318
 
 SpaceCow: Next up on Master Builder: "What's this?" "It's a deconstructed dining room."
 sparename: Still illegal as a smoking area in UK -doesn't have three open walls
 Peter Pantsless: These open floor plans are getting out of hand
Image 164578   02-27-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
263
 
 LKoroton: Tom and Jerry and LSD
Image 164577   02-27-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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