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272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.



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Score:
105
 
 Entertainmentalist: Too bad it's the busser rather than the lazy server who's going to have to deal with this. It is pretty easy to defeat the mess-trap if the challenges are addressed one at a time, though.
 mrwiffler: Thanks Richard Feynman.
 tib gubb: bring bus tub to table, slide the glass into the bus tub.
 jochenau: I hope the server took this picture and not the perp.
 tokyopig: [relentless standing ovation sounds]
 a robot: Way to be an asshole, asshole.
Image 164586   02-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
200
 
 sparename: "Start Here Last Thursday"
 jochenau: As a Chronically Late Insane Person, I resent this.
 WaffleIron: Most cars have flux capacitors, but it is important to specify which type of flux you want.
 Scoo: Dammit, I don't have a watch
Image 164585   02-27-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
339
 
 Niels Bohr: This seems like a metaphor.
 Cami: Noodling level: Samurai
 Lestrange: Tryna make sashimi wen ur dragon goe mad and sinkx ur bowt lmfao
 enfanta: Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of a girl...
 tib gubb: that's gotta hurt
Image 164584   02-27-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
117
 
 Pizza: Owl beaker on test tubes?
Image 164583   02-27-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
592
 
 Mr. Butt: Fantastic Planet is such a fucking cool movie.
 enfanta: Glen was uncomfortably literal with his bucket list.
Image 164582   02-27-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
613
 
 Darmstadtium: Hortencia?!? Why?!?
 petepuma: When the ex-lax kicks in
 PenguinBartender: Hawt.
 mrwiffler: Jesus H fucking christ no.
 Lestrange: Drive him completely and irrevocably insane with these 8 RED-HOT SEX TECHNIQUES. Years of antipsychotics and therapy will not help.
 smarkles: Sorry I'm so very, very late to my highschool yearbook picture day.
 smarkles: Well sign me right the fuck up.
 tokyopig: Sign says singles, photo says widows. There's a difference.
 enfanta: "I like listening to my music at a reasonable volume and my red stapler."
 BavidDowie: Pass
 tib gubb: mom?!
Image 164581   02-27-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
377
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: ... and that, my friends, was the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.
 Bill Rye: Jeezus
 Lestrange: Great dental plan in that job
 whiplash: Jared Leto on vacation.
 Theimposter: Ive always wondered. The water to wine thing happened around the time of the first recorded distillation of spirits. Someone with a cask of grain alcohol could create a lot of 'wine' with miraculous speed.
 Teechur: @Theta Zero I used to teach with a lot of His wives when I taught in a Catholic school.
 Greek Fire: @redmonkey3 Getting in a drinking contest with God Himself sounds crackers.
 tokyopig: Carpenter to rabbi to revolutionary. Busy guy, glad he found some time to go fishing.
 piranharama: @Theta Zero You beat me to it!
 redmonkey3: He really DID laugh at lot... drank like the proverbial fish - the while "water into wine thing" @ Kannah (sp) was out of necessity @ he and the twelve (mostly Him) had drunk a three village area D-R-Y and that was just friday morning to saturday afternoon. Also quite Very dark brown skinned
 spydermon: Meet Christian singles now!
Image 164580   02-27-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
369
 
 KingTrebek: #156022 you betcher ass I do
 SpaceCow: Yoshi got eggs and he knows how to use them.
 Annoying Vegan : I got big legs
 FabricMan: Do you even eggs, bro?
 sparename: Are you 'love eggs'?
 tib gubb: WHO TOLD YOU
 BavidDowie: Yeah, but you can call me Benedict.
 Mentos Pormer: Yes, I eggs.
Image 164579   02-27-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
318
 
 SpaceCow: Next up on Master Builder: "What's this?" "It's a deconstructed dining room."
 sparename: Still illegal as a smoking area in UK -doesn't have three open walls
 Peter Pantsless: These open floor plans are getting out of hand
Image 164578   02-27-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
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 LKoroton: Tom and Jerry and LSD
Image 164577   02-27-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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