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273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. ignatz
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (797 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
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 6. cran vodka: 2090 points
 7. Mexico: 1929 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
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10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1628 points
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15. weirduncle: 1505 points
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Score:
455
 
 Teechur: Sometimes you need a hammer in order to install the knowledge. Or a plunger.
 tokyopig: but you can sure make them vote, or not vote, and buy things, and even like, storm a ping pong palor & pizzeria.
 Telkwa: Says the horse with a mouthful of barbed wire...
 XLY: a wise girlfriend
Image 164505   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
333
 
 tritium: Urist cancels job: on fire!
 piranharama: I'm pretty interested in that ghost image at the bottom right.
 Ulillillia: Dorf on Golf
Image 164504   02-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
226
 
 annterland: *SPLODE*
Image 164503   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
432
 
 KrazyKat: For more information, please reread.
 Prostata: Thank you for noticing this sign. Your notice has been noted.
Image 164502   02-26-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
563
 
 Elleander: Baby chick.
Image 164501   02-26-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
533
 
 SpaceCow: It looks like the Kestrel is in a scared straight program. "You wanna end up wearing a hood like me, do ya!?"
 Teechur: Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
 Snake Jesus: The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math.
 Telkwa: Eagle 3 to Kestrel 2: Checkmate.
 Knice: When you're exhausted but your workout partner's like "10 more crunches; YOU GOT THIS!!"
 Whatever: MINE!
 wootman: STFU NOOB!
 Prostata: I see what you did there...
 Mord Tingies: son it's time we had a talk about the humans and the bees
 sparename: "BIGGER BIRDS DID IT!, BIGGER BIRDS DID IT!"
 Urn BooUrn: Go! Go quickly my son! Avenge ME!
Image 164500   02-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
768
 
 Teechur: @whiplash You know't
 norgu5: @whiplash by boat.
 Scoo: Has goats, rad votes
 whiplash: You have to cross the moat to gets to mah goats. Then you have to totes mah goats back across the moat.
Image 164499   02-26-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
87
 
 Telkwa: ... meanwhile, in the middle toilet stall.
Image 164498   02-26-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
771
 
 Borkf: Game over man, game over :-(
 Wet farts: RIP buddy :(
 piranharama: Many RADS. Many.
 Nothing: It begins
Image 164497   02-26-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
154
 
 Mr Bleak: I do hope that's the queue for Accident & Emergency.
 Wooden Spoon: When there is a "Wet Varnish" sign on the balcony you don't slide down the bannister.
 werterland: when u cough or sneeze on ur period
 BavidDowie: "My anus is BLEEDING!!!"
 Shay: youtube.com/…
 bobby: @illBilliam fashion victim
 grizzly: Chipotle
 tib gubb: don't you hate it when that happens
 Nope: Well there is a story there...
 illBilliam: Bleeding edge fashion
 Sandor: ...and that's why you don't eat glass
 guccigucci: The Heartbreak of Sodomy
Image 164496   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
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