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233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...



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Score:
309
 
 Dreforian: What is this "friends" you speak of? Does it taste good? Can I wear it after Labor Day?
 duckfarts: @Nope @Nope @Hokie333 I'm sorry, but the answer was "When you run out of toilet paper." Hokie333 retains control of the board, please select a category.
 Peter Pantsless: Want that on a T-shirt
 a robot: What is "when I want help eating #164373"
 frenchrevolution: What
 ThatGuy: What is life?
 Nope: What is "When I've gone through a tragic life event like the death of a spouse or parent" Alex? Oh too dark for you judges.. ?!?
 Nope: What is "When I'm moving" alex?
 Hokie333: What is "when I need to hide a body", Alex.
Image 164374   02-25-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
441
 
 werterland: That is a fuck-ton of cheese.
 Telkwa: Garfield. $6.00 O bids.
Image 164373   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
459
 
 werterland: "The word chips starts with the letter C, isn't that good enough?"
 duckfarts: Package may contain the letter C
 WaffleIron: Later a piece of masking tape with the label "Suboptimal source of vitamin C"
 Scoo: "Eh, it's got some Vitamin C. Not a lot, mind you, but some"
 ch: Tepid Source of Vitamin C / Disputed Source of Vitamin C / Wholly Negative Source of Vitamin C / Used To Live On The Same Block As Vitamin C / Has Vitamin C's First 12"
 Peter Pantsless: May be a technical term. Turns out the "fancy" in "fancy ketchup" is actually a USDA grade that refers to the percentage of tomato solids present
Image 164372   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
539
 
 Peter Pantsless: We went with a different cartoon character
 Joseph: It's too late now. HAHAHA HAHA!
 EvilOtter: Bugs is a mammal and mammals are great. I don't like ducks. They're terrible.
 Robespierre: If only...
 duckfarts: Bugs is my pick; I really like his Florida initiative
 Telkwa: Trouble. Right here in River City. With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Bugs.
 Sandor: Bricker bracker, firecracker, sis boom bah! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah rah rah!
 a robot: Okay!
Image 164371   02-25-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
250
 
 carpwoman: I don't want to know.
 duckfarts: now fart
 Aemuli: Ultimate Teabagging
 Nope: The cheeseroll thing seems fun.
 tib gubb: new live action street fighter looking good.
 WaffleIron: Extreme!
Image 164370   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
517
 
 Amy Housewine: PUGS IN SPAAAACE
 ping: @duckfarts That's not a dress. This is a dress. [pulls out Bowie knife]
 duckfarts: @BavidDowie that's a dress, you idiot
 BavidDowie: If a dog wore a coat, would it...Oh, nevermind!
 Aemuli: Thought was potato, bamboozled again!
 frenchrevolution: That pug looks snug and, to be quite frank, like a real thug
 Vinochet: Spaaaaaace Puuuuuuuug!
Image 164369   02-25-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
527
 
 jazzjunkie: Such beautiful, innocent savagery behind those eyes.
 Wet farts: AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA
 Scoo: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, they just evolved into something far more terrifying
 zennoo: animal or mineral?
 tib gubb: birds are jerks
 Alkavarion: I will destroy everything you love.
Image 164368   02-25-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Image 164367 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by winwolf. Boo, winwolf.
Score:
556
 
 tritium: This is the sound of the future. It's music made by robots. Sexy robots... I'm sexy too.
 duckfarts: @a robot Rock on FORTRAN, rock on COBOL. Apple: think different.
 frenchrevolution: @tib gubb I believe you mean "bebop"
 a robot: ROCK ON
 Alkavarion: Rock. Robot rock.
 Skinr: we are standing here / exposing ourselves / we are showroom dummies
 Thurb Grunombies: Short circuit FTW!
 tib gubb: beep boop
Image 164366   02-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
447
 
 duckfarts: let's get this farty started
 Scoo: PRRRRT
 tib gubb: yes. this is where i will sit.
Image 164365   02-25-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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