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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.



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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
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10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
309
 
 Dreforian: What is this "friends" you speak of? Does it taste good? Can I wear it after Labor Day?
 duckfarts: @Nope @Nope @Hokie333 I'm sorry, but the answer was "When you run out of toilet paper." Hokie333 retains control of the board, please select a category.
 Peter Pantsless: Want that on a T-shirt
 a robot: What is "when I want help eating #164373"
 frenchrevolution: What
 ThatGuy: What is life?
 Nope: What is "When I've gone through a tragic life event like the death of a spouse or parent" Alex? Oh too dark for you judges.. ?!?
 Nope: What is "When I'm moving" alex?
 Hokie333: What is "when I need to hide a body", Alex.
Image 164374   02-25-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
441
 
 werterland: That is a fuck-ton of cheese.
 Telkwa: Garfield. $6.00 O bids.
Image 164373   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
459
 
 werterland: "The word chips starts with the letter C, isn't that good enough?"
 duckfarts: Package may contain the letter C
 WaffleIron: Later a piece of masking tape with the label "Suboptimal source of vitamin C"
 Scoo: "Eh, it's got some Vitamin C. Not a lot, mind you, but some"
 ch: Tepid Source of Vitamin C / Disputed Source of Vitamin C / Wholly Negative Source of Vitamin C / Used To Live On The Same Block As Vitamin C / Has Vitamin C's First 12"
 Peter Pantsless: May be a technical term. Turns out the "fancy" in "fancy ketchup" is actually a USDA grade that refers to the percentage of tomato solids present
Image 164372   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
539
 
 Peter Pantsless: We went with a different cartoon character
 Joseph: It's too late now. HAHAHA HAHA!
 EvilOtter: Bugs is a mammal and mammals are great. I don't like ducks. They're terrible.
 fridaynight: If only...
 duckfarts: Bugs is my pick; I really like his Florida initiative
 Telkwa: Trouble. Right here in River City. With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Bugs.
 Sandor: Bricker bracker, firecracker, sis boom bah! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah rah rah!
 a robot: Okay!
Image 164371   02-25-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
250
 
 carpwoman: I don't want to know.
 duckfarts: now fart
 Aemuli: Ultimate Teabagging
 Nope: The cheeseroll thing seems fun.
 tib gubb: new live action street fighter looking good.
 WaffleIron: Extreme!
Image 164370   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
517
 
 Amy Housewine: PUGS IN SPAAAACE
 ping: @duckfarts That's not a dress. This is a dress. [pulls out Bowie knife]
 duckfarts: @BavidDowie that's a dress, you idiot
 BavidDowie: If a dog wore a coat, would it...Oh, nevermind!
 Aemuli: Thought was potato, bamboozled again!
 frenchrevolution: That pug looks snug and, to be quite frank, like a real thug
 Vinochet: Spaaaaaace Puuuuuuuug!
Image 164369   02-25-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
527
 
 jazzjunkie: Such beautiful, innocent savagery behind those eyes.
 Wet farts: AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA
 Scoo: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, they just evolved into something far more terrifying
 zennoo: animal or mineral?
 tib gubb: birds are jerks
 Alkavarion: I will destroy everything you love.
Image 164368   02-25-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Image 164367 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by winwolf. We'll pray for you, winwolf.
Score:
556
 
 tritium: This is the sound of the future. It's music made by robots. Sexy robots... I'm sexy too.
 duckfarts: @a robot Rock on FORTRAN, rock on COBOL. Apple: think different.
 frenchrevolution: @tib gubb I believe you mean "bebop"
 a robot: ROCK ON
 Alkavarion: Rock. Robot rock.
 Skinr: we are standing here / exposing ourselves / we are showroom dummies
 Thurb Grunombies: Short circuit FTW!
 tib gubb: beep boop
Image 164366   02-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
447
 
 duckfarts: let's get this farty started
 Scoo: PRRRRT
 tib gubb: yes. this is where i will sit.
Image 164365   02-25-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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