Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. VeeKay
2. Not A Bot
3. MrBoffo
4. tib gubb
5. Teechur
6. a robot
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3775 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Warrax.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 863
Registered users online in past hour: 1765

Average image score (last 24 hours): 305

Total number of comments: 1398596
Total number of images: 268923



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 136574
XP needed for green ranking: 37800
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
722
 
 VoR: Fly: you lash out because you have daddy issues. Let me go and I won't vomit in your eye.
 Skaalar: @Shay Never checked it out, kind of regret that.
 Knice: Venus eyetrap.
 Shay: Aeon Flux is always rad in my book. So is Peter Chung.
 Dresdenkeogh: Eye got you
Image 164280   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
574
 
 tokyopig: smart ass huh? well no more pieces of food until you make fews.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar HE IS A CAT, HE IS NOT GOOD WITH SIMILES, METAPHORS, AND LIES. OF COURSE, I HAVE JUST LISTED THREE OF THE SAME THING.
 Skaalar: It's called "Alternative Facts." You simpleton.
 Queeblo: His eyes tell me he can see the text.
Image 164279   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
194
 
 jazzjunkie: Look over there! Is that a distraction?
 Rat-Butt: SQUIRREL
 Mad Collager: I guess he doesn't. He just called her a bitch.
Image 164278   02-25-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: @Rat-Butt Yep. "Devoured by Unicorn"
 BILL DOOR: I SEE NO "DEVOURED BY UNICORN" LISTING. THIS GRAPH IS INACCURATE.
 Rat-Butt: We all know what the "unknown " one is...
 Theimposter: Poor 'dead in captivity' guy... being the only one makes him seem much more lame.
 Lestrange: I want my legions back
 duchaschmeremol: natural causes is my favourite supervillain
 Greek Fire: Valentinian I got so angry with Germanic envoys that he burst a blood vessel in his brain while screaming at them.
 bug: et tu everyone?
 Thurb Grunombies: Saves on pension costs. Shrewd
 Derp Herpigan: Assassinated, Maybe Assassinated, Assassinated by Nature, Assassinated by Battle, Self-Assassination, Assassinated by Law and Order, Assassinated by Neglect, Other Assassination.
Image 164277   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
9
 
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Side Boob: I have the same dishwasher!
 funny in the wall: @Scoo same
 Shay: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shove it in my face I gotta put in a new dishwasher today (true story)
 Scoo: My dishwasher is usually the opposite; top rack stuffed to the brim and bottom rack mostly empty.
Image 164276   02-25-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
729
 
 BILL DOOR: THE BURSAR WAS BITTEN BY A MAGICALLY IRRADIATED SPIDER. THIS PICTURE IS NOT HIM, OF COURSE, IT IS JUST A SPIDER. THE REAL BURSAR IS JUST NURSING A RATHER ANNOYINGLY ITCHY BLOTCH ON HIS HAND.
 Rat-Butt: this shall not pass! Now, where is my flamethrower?
 winwolf: You shall not pass!
 CastleBravo: (Runs screaming, never touches Bugles again).
 hearsegirl: Bugle horn?
 hearsegirl: chileans so relaxed. this is a wonderful spider.
 Gomi Day: wanna party with that spider.
 Sandor: Get me a fly, you fools!
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a spider, Harry!
Image 164275   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
483
 
 Cami: @Skaalar The time in which they are consumed is a factor.
 Skaalar: @Cami Only six...?
 Cami: ...by downing a 6-pack?
 Ulillillia: Ha.
Image 164274   02-25-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
815
 
 tokyopig: This has gone too far, wikihow must be stopped. [looks up how to stop wikihow on wikihow]
 Spazstatic: I did something similar at my CPR recertification class. They renewed it out of fear.
 Greek Fire: Cut his heart out and offer it to the Sun.
 Beef Supreme: This may be the Friendly Spaceship, but the name doesn't mean that we're above cutting a motherfriender.
 Shay: WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!!
 Knice: Wow, mine just talks about using my seat as a flotation device. :-(
Image 164273   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
573
 
 piranharama: @Nope Probably just men.
 whiplash: Fortunately the magazine industry collapsed some years ago. Now we have the wholesome internet--created by God himself--which cannot harm anyone's mind. Screw you, Satan!
 winwolf: Well, he looks happy.
 WTF: The Bible has some pretty vivid, not-so-nice imagery as well. I guess God plugs Satan's funnel for those ones.
 Sandor: This is making me reconsider my subscription to Lusty
 Ulillillia: @Warrax @Knice Now kiss *evil thoughts*
 WTF: Sharblonanzoo!
 Knice: @Warrax Wow, no kidding! :-D
 Warrax: @Knice Is it my imagination, or does this sort of thing happen to us unusually often?
 Warrax: *whispers* "hoooyyyaaargh"
 Knice: #hoooyaaarghandchill
 questionable: Girlie Detective: Lusty Crime Murder Confessions (Men Only)
 tritium: Spiders love the Bible.
 FabricMan: @Nope Evil thoughts! Can you not read the tag?!
 Nope: I wonder whats in the men only magazine.
Image 164272   02-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
455
 
 Mr Bleak: Did it start off as a transbrother?
 BILL DOOR: TRANSISTOR? I BARELY KNOW HER.
Image 164271   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Page 1 ... 10462 10463 10464 10465 10466 10467 10468 ... 26892 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.