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258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
722
 
 VoR: Fly: you lash out because you have daddy issues. Let me go and I won't vomit in your eye.
 Skaalar: @Shay Never checked it out, kind of regret that.
 Knice: Venus eyetrap.
 Shay: Aeon Flux is always rad in my book. So is Peter Chung.
 Dresdenkeogh: Eye got you
Image 164280   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
574
 
 tokyopig: smart ass huh? well no more pieces of food until you make fews.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar HE IS A CAT, HE IS NOT GOOD WITH SIMILES, METAPHORS, AND LIES. OF COURSE, I HAVE JUST LISTED THREE OF THE SAME THING.
 Skaalar: It's called "Alternative Facts." You simpleton.
 Queeblo: His eyes tell me he can see the text.
Image 164279   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
194
 
 jazzjunkie: Look over there! Is that a distraction?
 Rat-Butt: SQUIRREL
 Mad Collager: I guess he doesn't. He just called her a bitch.
Image 164278   02-25-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: @Rat-Butt Yep. "Devoured by Unicorn"
 BILL DOOR: I SEE NO "DEVOURED BY UNICORN" LISTING. THIS GRAPH IS INACCURATE.
 Rat-Butt: We all know what the "unknown " one is...
 Theimposter: Poor 'dead in captivity' guy... being the only one makes him seem much more lame.
 Lestrange: I want my legions back
 duchaschmeremol: natural causes is my favourite supervillain
 Greek Fire: Valentinian I got so angry with Germanic envoys that he burst a blood vessel in his brain while screaming at them.
 bug: et tu everyone?
 Thurb Grunombies: Saves on pension costs. Shrewd
 Derp Herpigan: Assassinated, Maybe Assassinated, Assassinated by Nature, Assassinated by Battle, Self-Assassination, Assassinated by Law and Order, Assassinated by Neglect, Other Assassination.
Image 164277   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
9
 
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Side Boob: I have the same dishwasher!
 funny in the wall: @Scoo same
 Shay: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shove it in my face I gotta put in a new dishwasher today (true story)
 Scoo: My dishwasher is usually the opposite; top rack stuffed to the brim and bottom rack mostly empty.
Image 164276   02-25-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
729
 
 BILL DOOR: THE BURSAR WAS BITTEN BY A MAGICALLY IRRADIATED SPIDER. THIS PICTURE IS NOT HIM, OF COURSE, IT IS JUST A SPIDER. THE REAL BURSAR IS JUST NURSING A RATHER ANNOYINGLY ITCHY BLOTCH ON HIS HAND.
 Rat-Butt: this shall not pass! Now, where is my flamethrower?
 winwolf: You shall not pass!
 CastleBravo: (Runs screaming, never touches Bugles again).
 hearsegirl: Bugle horn?
 hearsegirl: chileans so relaxed. this is a wonderful spider.
 Gomi Day: wanna party with that spider.
 Sandor: Get me a fly, you fools!
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a spider, Harry!
Image 164275   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
483
 
 Cami: @Skaalar The time in which they are consumed is a factor.
 Skaalar: @Cami Only six...?
 Cami: ...by downing a 6-pack?
 Ulillillia: Ha.
Image 164274   02-25-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
815
 
 tokyopig: This has gone too far, wikihow must be stopped. [looks up how to stop wikihow on wikihow]
 Spazstatic: I did something similar at my CPR recertification class. They renewed it out of fear.
 Greek Fire: Cut his heart out and offer it to the Sun.
 Beef Supreme: This may be the Friendly Spaceship, but the name doesn't mean that we're above cutting a motherfriender.
 Shay: WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!!
 Knice: Wow, mine just talks about using my seat as a flotation device. :-(
Image 164273   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
573
 
 piranharama: @Nope Probably just men.
 whiplash: Fortunately the magazine industry collapsed some years ago. Now we have the wholesome internet--created by God himself--which cannot harm anyone's mind. Screw you, Satan!
 winwolf: Well, he looks happy.
 WTF: The Bible has some pretty vivid, not-so-nice imagery as well. I guess God plugs Satan's funnel for those ones.
 Sandor: This is making me reconsider my subscription to Lusty
 Ulillillia: @Warrax @Knice Now kiss *evil thoughts*
 WTF: Sharblonanzoo!
 Knice: @Warrax Wow, no kidding! :-D
 Warrax: @Knice Is it my imagination, or does this sort of thing happen to us unusually often?
 Warrax: *whispers* "hoooyyyaaargh"
 Knice: #hoooyaaarghandchill
 questionable: Girlie Detective: Lusty Crime Murder Confessions (Men Only)
 tritium: Spiders love the Bible.
 FabricMan: @Nope Evil thoughts! Can you not read the tag?!
 Nope: I wonder whats in the men only magazine.
Image 164272   02-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
455
 
 Mr Bleak: Did it start off as a transbrother?
 BILL DOOR: TRANSISTOR? I BARELY KNOW HER.
Image 164271   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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