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228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this



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Score:
722
 
 VoR: Fly: you lash out because you have daddy issues. Let me go and I won't vomit in your eye.
 Skaalar: @Shay Never checked it out, kind of regret that.
 Knice: Venus eyetrap.
 Shay: Aeon Flux is always rad in my book. So is Peter Chung.
 Dresdenkeogh: Eye got you
Image 164280   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
574
 
 tokyopig: smart ass huh? well no more pieces of food until you make fews.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar HE IS A CAT, HE IS NOT GOOD WITH SIMILES, METAPHORS, AND LIES. OF COURSE, I HAVE JUST LISTED THREE OF THE SAME THING.
 Skaalar: It's called "Alternative Facts." You simpleton.
 Queeblo: His eyes tell me he can see the text.
Image 164279   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
194
 
 jazzjunkie: Look over there! Is that a distraction?
 Rat-Butt: SQUIRREL
 Mad Collager: I guess he doesn't. He just called her a bitch.
Image 164278   02-25-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: @Rat-Butt Yep. "Devoured by Unicorn"
 BILL DOOR: I SEE NO "DEVOURED BY UNICORN" LISTING. THIS GRAPH IS INACCURATE.
 Rat-Butt: We all know what the "unknown " one is...
 Theimposter: Poor 'dead in captivity' guy... being the only one makes him seem much more lame.
 Lestrange: I want my legions back
 duchaschmeremol: natural causes is my favourite supervillain
 Greek Fire: Valentinian I got so angry with Germanic envoys that he burst a blood vessel in his brain while screaming at them.
 bug: et tu everyone?
 Thurb Grunombies: Saves on pension costs. Shrewd
 Derp Herpigan: Assassinated, Maybe Assassinated, Assassinated by Nature, Assassinated by Battle, Self-Assassination, Assassinated by Law and Order, Assassinated by Neglect, Other Assassination.
Image 164277   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
9
 
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Rat-Butt: Oooooh, look! You filled the dishwasher...this one freaking time...
 Side Boob: I have the same dishwasher!
 funny in the wall: @Scoo same
 Shay: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shove it in my face I gotta put in a new dishwasher today (true story)
 Scoo: My dishwasher is usually the opposite; top rack stuffed to the brim and bottom rack mostly empty.
Image 164276   02-25-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
729
 
 BILL DOOR: THE BURSAR WAS BITTEN BY A MAGICALLY IRRADIATED SPIDER. THIS PICTURE IS NOT HIM, OF COURSE, IT IS JUST A SPIDER. THE REAL BURSAR IS JUST NURSING A RATHER ANNOYINGLY ITCHY BLOTCH ON HIS HAND.
 Rat-Butt: this shall not pass! Now, where is my flamethrower?
 winwolf: You shall not pass!
 CastleBravo: (Runs screaming, never touches Bugles again).
 hearsegirl: Bugle horn?
 hearsegirl: chileans so relaxed. this is a wonderful spider.
 Gomi Day: wanna party with that spider.
 Sandor: Get me a fly, you fools!
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a spider, Harry!
Image 164275   02-25-17   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
483
 
 Cami: @Skaalar The time in which they are consumed is a factor.
 Skaalar: @Cami Only six...?
 Cami: ...by downing a 6-pack?
 Ulillillia: Ha.
Image 164274   02-25-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
815
 
 tokyopig: This has gone too far, wikihow must be stopped. [looks up how to stop wikihow on wikihow]
 Spazstatic: I did something similar at my CPR recertification class. They renewed it out of fear.
 Greek Fire: Cut his heart out and offer it to the Sun.
 Beef Supreme: This may be the Friendly Spaceship, but the name doesn't mean that we're above cutting a motherfriender.
 Shay: WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!!
 Knice: Wow, mine just talks about using my seat as a flotation device. :-(
Image 164273   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
573
 
 piranharama: @Nope Probably just men.
 whiplash: Fortunately the magazine industry collapsed some years ago. Now we have the wholesome internet--created by God himself--which cannot harm anyone's mind. Screw you, Satan!
 winwolf: Well, he looks happy.
 WTF: The Bible has some pretty vivid, not-so-nice imagery as well. I guess God plugs Satan's funnel for those ones.
 Sandor: This is making me reconsider my subscription to Lusty
 Ulillillia: @Warrax @Knice Now kiss *evil thoughts*
 WTF: Sharblonanzoo!
 Knice: @Warrax Wow, no kidding! :-D
 Warrax: @Knice Is it my imagination, or does this sort of thing happen to us unusually often?
 Warrax: *whispers* "hoooyyyaaargh"
 Knice: #hoooyaaarghandchill
 questionable: Girlie Detective: Lusty Crime Murder Confessions (Men Only)
 tritium: Spiders love the Bible.
 FabricMan: @Nope Evil thoughts! Can you not read the tag?!
 Nope: I wonder whats in the men only magazine.
Image 164272   02-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
455
 
 Mr Bleak: Did it start off as a transbrother?
 BILL DOOR: TRANSISTOR? I BARELY KNOW HER.
Image 164271   02-25-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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