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253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : If you want to learn about electricity, robots and old toyotas I'm 100% your guy. Since I'm a field engineer I drink whatever coffee optimizes some ratio of caffiene*taste/distance (chuck in some weighting factors at your leisure), But that french press sounds rad. I once had coffee at the Fairmont in Jasper national park where they brought out the french press and brewed it at the table. 6$ well spent, and the view was spectacular.
 Never AFK: Styling in one's sleep can lead to danger
 tokyopig: @WaffleIron hahah, I am an engineer now too after getting a whole goddamn second degree. Turns out philology is tragically unemployable outside the puddle of a job pool they call academia. You could probably teach me a thing or four. I also have my own personal French press at my desk at work so cheers.
 WaffleIron: @jochenau @tokyopig : am engineer, usually grunt or say "coffee" loudly until get way. Word talk ABOUT word talk make confused engineer. Confused engineer angry engineer. COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!
 tokyopig: @jochenau Ah well you're the expert. I gave up on philology a long time ago.
 jochenau: @tokyopig Nouns have declension instead of conjugation. I don't recall seeing a specific rule on it but my guess is that adjectives can both decline and conjugate, depending on what determines the different forms (plural-marking would be declension, tense-marking would be conjugation). In any case, the term "inflection" is general and covers both declension and conjugation.
 tokyopig: @WaffleIron you can't conjugate a noun, or an adjective in the case that brony is a substantive. I mean in Japanese adjectives conjugate but thats another story. Typically conjugation is affair for verbs only.
 WaffleIron: @Mexico : Now we all know. You get plus.
 Mexico: @WaffleIron Pegasister. I should not know these things, and yet I do.
 WaffleIron: What is the feminine conjugation of "brony"?
Image 164025   02-24-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
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 Skaalar: Feed these to my niece and nephew all the time, I add honey though.
 SpaceCow: Now deep fry that and add bacon and Elvis would be pleased.
 jochenau: You...you mean my cat-and-buttered-toast infinite energy device won't actually work? CURSES
 enfanta: Peanut butter and bana-nah.
Image 164024   02-24-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
177
 
 Bu7Z: Dude, what if, like, we called the band self titled, that would fuck with people's heads. (Relevance to image optional)
Image 164023   02-24-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
426
 
 Ironass: 2 girls, 1 cake.
 raditzu: "Barbie can also be sad"
 petepuma: man those two girls really love cake
 A duck: Ahh, this is gonna be one of *those* porn videos.
 wolfpk: *little girl walks into room* Not a again!
 redmonkey3: Need for WRONG button intensifies
 Bu7Z: That's just wrong
 AverageJoe: this reminds me of a certain video with one cup. I thought I had repressed that memory
 Mexico: SWAP.avi: THE CAKE
Image 164022   02-24-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
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 MacFoon: Ah, so Trump is writing his own speech for the Hall of Presidents at Disney World.
 mrwiffler: TDDR
 ottorongo: Kanye?
 anatolel: Tommy Wiseau writes his memoirs.
 redmonkey3: @Bu7Z - myself also + where & how found
 Bu7Z: Now I'm just super curios about the parts that were redacted
 Psymon: Trump counts the best of anyone you've ever met
 WaffleIron: This is the weirdest Nigerian prince letter I've ever received.
Image 164021   02-24-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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 SpaceCow: The art says the title should be "Fifty First Dates between Jack and Jill."
 WTF: "Starring Adam Sandler and Sloth from The Goonies"
 whiplash: Got to hand it to the Russian artist, he really captured the true Adam "Jersey Shore" Sandler and Drew "Two-Face" Barrymore there.
 Beef Supreme: This poster is better than the movie.
 WaffleIron: I hate adam sandler movies.
Image 164020   02-24-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
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 redmonkey3: Madchester scene update ?
 WaffleIron: He looka lika man!
Image 164019   02-24-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
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 Lestrange: Is that a bed bug?
 carpwoman: Should send this to whatsthatbug.com.
 carpwoman: That is pretty amazing. I got to watch a goose lay an egg once. That was cool, too.
 Teechur: That's gonna make one tiny omelet.
 Beef Supreme: I need a Zippo and a can of Aqua Net, stat!
 Wet farts: Pbbbbbbbbbbt
 A duck: And now I've got that tingling "bugs crawling all over me" sensation. Thanks, not.
 WaffleIron: I have got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are all standing in a row.
 redmonkey3: Kill with (cute) fire
 SunWukong: A little privacy?
 Urn BooUrn: Stinkbug eggs are pretty.
Image 164018   02-23-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
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 redmonkey3: I would love to see what hatches from that fabulous egg!
 wolfpk: I would hate to see whay hatches from that giant egg
 Urn BooUrn: Just imagine the pearl in that monster.
 duchaschmeremol: irish summer?
Image 164017   02-23-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
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 funny in the wall: maybe he has no pants on
 a robot: @wolfpk Yeah I have some coworkers who are experts at that
 AverageJoe: you just adopted the laziness. I was born in it, molded by it
 wolfpk: Laziness= putting way more effort into getting out of doing work than it would take to actually do it.
 Peter Pantsless: That actually seems like it'd be more difficult
Image 164016   02-23-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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