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244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

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2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
262
 
 WaffleIron: I can fix this with wire cutters.
 AdaMan: Points for originality
 Borkf: Put your own padlock on it. Nobody wins.
 AutoDisaster: Possessive any?
 Fancy Clown: A lift and twist might get that out...
 kazzy94: I just buy cups with graphics that deter thieves. Dad won't drink coffee from a mug with a hammer and sickle on it.
 tib gubb: never have i been so tempted to use my skills of a lockpick for evil
 ch: a little hammer will get that out
 addend: Got mugged once. Once was too many.
Image 163646   02-22-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
516
 
 Zukero: Slaying Mantis
 Mr. Shine: They got swords now?!
 Skinr: "Bad luck, Rob; it's mating season, and you failed your saving throw vs. Spell. Your head gets ripped off for..." *rolls fistfuls of dice* "...12d6 points of damage."
 tib gubb: come at me bro
 Sheikhjahbooty: Such a life-like Thri-Kreen miniature.
Image 163645   02-22-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
426
 
 DrinkMixMan: "Why'd you make me have to do this?"
Image 163644   02-22-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
405
 
 PenguinBartender: "No, I understand that it cleans, dries, deodorizes, and contains aloe vera. I want to know more about that other part."
 Peter Pantsless: "Say what?"
 tib gubb: that dog's expression is correct given the situation.
Image 163643   02-22-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
429
 
 KingTrebek: anybody remember iGod?
 Whatever: He's a great listener but people are not so good at listening to what he has to say
 Lestrange: *insane gibberish intensifies*
 Mr. Shine: Jesus Is My Antivirus
 Bu7Z: @ch yes, he is
 duchaschmeremol: send me a pm on my grindr account @peesus.scheisst
 DrinkMixMan: So I AM doing what Jesus would do
 ch: jesus that keyboard
 Peter Pantsless: If that were the case, I wouldn't be as debilitatingly miserable as I am.
 Mexico: "Jesus" is actually a 20 year-old girl.
 A duck: @Ulillillia: Kenny Loggins and his many log-ins
 Ulillillia: The Kenny Loggins Chat Room
Image 163642   02-22-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
318
 
 Whatever: At least someone cared enough to make a post
 Lestrange: I did NOT post that. Go to helllllll!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 tib gubb: classy
 Peter Pantsless: But...I'm still alive..:(
 Amy Housewine: he ded
Image 163641   02-22-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
300
 
 jazzjunkie: Nice try Nicholas Cage, but this only cements the nosedive your career is in :-/
 Mr. Butt: NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY SWORDS NOOO GAAAAAAH THEYRE IN MY SACRED HEART NOOOOOOO GAAAAAAH
 Mr. Shine: We're going to steal The Shroud of Turin!
 VoR: Ded in 60 seconds?
Image 163640   02-22-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
379
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 163639   02-22-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
186
 
 brian greene: jim from the vicar of dibley branches out into journalism
 AverageJoe: Homer, are you actually giving up your faith?
 jochenau: This was a great scene in History of the World, Part I.
 Amy Housewine: Jim Trott, feature columnist.
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like me shopping for shirts
Image 163638   02-21-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
471
 
 tritium: It's a great adventure, no doubt, but greatest?
 Lestrange: Classic Sun Creature! :-)
 whiplash: Oh, why couldn't I have become the King Midas Creature?
 AverageJoe: still you managed to keep your underwear from burning
 Fancy Clown: What was his worst adventure then? Good grief!
 Greek Fire: I'm sorry for flipping Macro Cosmos!
 ch: wtf shit's all melty
 Peter Pantsless: "Good grief!" Yeah that is going into my daily vocabulary
 Mexico: I just wanted to give everybody two scoops of raisins!
 SunWukong: Chill.
 Beeble: In some universe this is Charlie Brown.
Image 163637   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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