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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
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 WaffleIron: I can fix this with wire cutters.
 AdaMan: Points for originality
 Borkf: Put your own padlock on it. Nobody wins.
 AutoDisaster: Possessive any?
 Fancy Clown: A lift and twist might get that out...
 kazzy94: I just buy cups with graphics that deter thieves. Dad won't drink coffee from a mug with a hammer and sickle on it.
 tib gubb: never have i been so tempted to use my skills of a lockpick for evil
 ch: a little hammer will get that out
 addend: Got mugged once. Once was too many.
Image 163646   02-22-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
516
 
 Zukero: Slaying Mantis
 Mr. Shine: They got swords now?!
 Skinr: "Bad luck, Rob; it's mating season, and you failed your saving throw vs. Spell. Your head gets ripped off for..." *rolls fistfuls of dice* "...12d6 points of damage."
 tib gubb: come at me bro
 Sheikhjahbooty: Such a life-like Thri-Kreen miniature.
Image 163645   02-22-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
426
 
 DrinkMixMan: "Why'd you make me have to do this?"
Image 163644   02-22-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
405
 
 PenguinBartender: "No, I understand that it cleans, dries, deodorizes, and contains aloe vera. I want to know more about that other part."
 Peter Pantsless: "Say what?"
 tib gubb: that dog's expression is correct given the situation.
Image 163643   02-22-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
429
 
 KingTrebek: anybody remember iGod?
 Whatever: He's a great listener but people are not so good at listening to what he has to say
 Lestrange: *insane gibberish intensifies*
 Mr. Shine: Jesus Is My Antivirus
 Bu7Z: @ch yes, he is
 duchaschmeremol: send me a pm on my grindr account @peesus.scheisst
 DrinkMixMan: So I AM doing what Jesus would do
 ch: jesus that keyboard
 Peter Pantsless: If that were the case, I wouldn't be as debilitatingly miserable as I am.
 Mexico: "Jesus" is actually a 20 year-old girl.
 A duck: @Ulillillia: Kenny Loggins and his many log-ins
 Ulillillia: The Kenny Loggins Chat Room
Image 163642   02-22-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
318
 
 Whatever: At least someone cared enough to make a post
 Lestrange: I did NOT post that. Go to helllllll!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 tib gubb: classy
 Peter Pantsless: But...I'm still alive..:(
 Amy Housewine: he ded
Image 163641   02-22-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
300
 
 jazzjunkie: Nice try Nicholas Cage, but this only cements the nosedive your career is in :-/
 Mr. Butt: NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY SWORDS NOOO GAAAAAAH THEYRE IN MY SACRED HEART NOOOOOOO GAAAAAAH
 Mr. Shine: We're going to steal The Shroud of Turin!
 VoR: Ded in 60 seconds?
Image 163640   02-22-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
379
 
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Image 163639   02-22-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
186
 
 brian greene: jim from the vicar of dibley branches out into journalism
 AverageJoe: Homer, are you actually giving up your faith?
 jochenau: This was a great scene in History of the World, Part I.
 Amy Housewine: Jim Trott, feature columnist.
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like me shopping for shirts
Image 163638   02-21-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
471
 
 tritium: It's a great adventure, no doubt, but greatest?
 Lestrange: Classic Sun Creature! :-)
 whiplash: Oh, why couldn't I have become the King Midas Creature?
 AverageJoe: still you managed to keep your underwear from burning
 Fancy Clown: What was his worst adventure then? Good grief!
 Greek Fire: I'm sorry for flipping Macro Cosmos!
 ch: wtf shit's all melty
 Peter Pantsless: "Good grief!" Yeah that is going into my daily vocabulary
 Mexico: I just wanted to give everybody two scoops of raisins!
 SunWukong: Chill.
 Beeble: In some universe this is Charlie Brown.
Image 163637   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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