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248763  Dr Awkward: When you get an IUD placed, you're supposed to take a drug 12-24 hours in advance to "ripen the cervix" which is likely the worst phrase I've ever heard.

248757  raditzu: still worth it ! XD

248689  BavidDowie: baboushpup

248761  jochenau: noooo my bibliophobia

248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

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248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248680 bug: pornhub

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar



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 PenguinBartender: *Menacing guttural laugh*
 draakeragon: Arnold's worst nightmare
 Bu7Z: Look out, he's a sexual predator
Image 163460   02-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
267
 
 SpaceCow: Great, someone ran the pikachus through Wonka's taffy puller.
 SomeCanadian: If you're on the internet then the answer should be clear/ @WaffleIron
 AverageJoe: @WaffleIron Too late
 Bu7Z: And the pokemon did breed with the people, and the offspring were known, abomination.
 jazzjunkie: Pikaman/Longchu: give Pikachu Gannondorf's moveset in Super Smash Bros, and this is what you get. Freaky.
 WaffleIron: I can't decide if I want this to be a sex thing or not.
Image 163459   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: Oh, I think the custard has gone bad.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z What if the distance between universes is like the distance between galaxies, but scaled up? That's a lot of dark.
 Bu7Z: This is what the universe looks like from outside
 EvilOtter: When you look into the butt the butt looks into you. I dunno what this is supposed to be but when all else fails go with a butt joke. I'm helping!
Image 163458   02-21-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
203
 
 Beeble: Totem poles took a strange turn after colonization.
 draakeragon: Animal tower
Image 163457   02-21-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
71
 
 Science: Thanks, grandma.
 Bu7Z: The town in northern Lincolnshire, which we shall call scumthorpe for now, actually gives its name to this kind of overreaching censorship on the Internet.
 Bu7Z: Haha it switcheroo'd me mid word!
 Bu7Z: "Tmisis is when you put a word inside another word, as in congratufuckinglations" "Oh, you mean like Sbeautiful personhorpe?"
 Borkf: Well done fuck face. We're proud of you, you little arse!
 Peter Pantsless: With a twist here...hmmm *adds "congratufunkilations" to vocabulary*
 WaffleIron: Violet Blueberyl? That must be a sweet dwarf fortress mod.
Image 163456   02-21-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Probably too late
 addend: Too late! It already broke through the guard rail.
Image 163455   02-21-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
481
 
 Eleftheros: Moisturize me!
 draakeragon: Hey now you're an all star
 eider: I'm sorry Jon, I was so hungry...
 AverageJoe: do they have it on 3D?
 Peter Pantsless: They tried the Segway and the whole operation went the way of Atlantis...except way dumber
 Skinr: 2Blart 2Paulious
 Mexico: Long live the new flesh.
 WaffleIron: This level in doom wasn't that bad.
Image 163454   02-21-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
438
 
 SpaceCow: Ugh, they use grams?
 Borkf: @WaffleIron It's also what makes Hershey's chocolate taste like vomit.
 WaffleIron: Also Butyric Acid is what makes vomit smell like vomit.
 WaffleIron: Acids usually are strong cleaners.
Image 163453   02-21-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
483
 
 whiplash: Tex Avery Brand Rubber Tongues.
 addend: Discontinuity in top edge of floor covering. :(
 EvilOtter: This is the product the world needed. A prosthetic tongue for dogs.
 WaffleIron: Give my nuts back!
Image 163452   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
345
 
 Science: He slimed me.
 duckfarts: that's an impressively dense fart
 Mexico: I saved us all from the Fluffy Menace.
Image 163451   02-21-17   Uploaded by    ashton
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