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210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

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209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls



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 PenguinBartender: *Menacing guttural laugh*
 draakeragon: Arnold's worst nightmare
 Bu7Z: Look out, he's a sexual predator
Image 163460   02-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
267
 
 SpaceCow: Great, someone ran the pikachus through Wonka's taffy puller.
 SomeCanadian: If you're on the internet then the answer should be clear/ @WaffleIron
 AverageJoe: @WaffleIron Too late
 Bu7Z: And the pokemon did breed with the people, and the offspring were known, abomination.
 jazzjunkie: Pikaman/Longchu: give Pikachu Gannondorf's moveset in Super Smash Bros, and this is what you get. Freaky.
 WaffleIron: I can't decide if I want this to be a sex thing or not.
Image 163459   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: Oh, I think the custard has gone bad.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z What if the distance between universes is like the distance between galaxies, but scaled up? That's a lot of dark.
 Bu7Z: This is what the universe looks like from outside
 EvilOtter: When you look into the butt the butt looks into you. I dunno what this is supposed to be but when all else fails go with a butt joke. I'm helping!
Image 163458   02-21-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
203
 
 Beeble: Totem poles took a strange turn after colonization.
 draakeragon: Animal tower
Image 163457   02-21-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
71
 
 Science: Thanks, grandma.
 Bu7Z: The town in northern Lincolnshire, which we shall call scumthorpe for now, actually gives its name to this kind of overreaching censorship on the Internet.
 Bu7Z: Haha it switcheroo'd me mid word!
 Bu7Z: "Tmisis is when you put a word inside another word, as in congratufuckinglations" "Oh, you mean like Sbeautiful personhorpe?"
 Borkf: Well done fuck face. We're proud of you, you little arse!
 Peter Pantsless: With a twist here...hmmm *adds "congratufunkilations" to vocabulary*
 WaffleIron: Violet Blueberyl? That must be a sweet dwarf fortress mod.
Image 163456   02-21-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Probably too late
 addend: Too late! It already broke through the guard rail.
Image 163455   02-21-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
481
 
 Eleftheros: Moisturize me!
 draakeragon: Hey now you're an all star
 eider: I'm sorry Jon, I was so hungry...
 AverageJoe: do they have it on 3D?
 Peter Pantsless: They tried the Segway and the whole operation went the way of Atlantis...except way dumber
 Skinr: 2Blart 2Paulious
 Mexico: Long live the new flesh.
 WaffleIron: This level in doom wasn't that bad.
Image 163454   02-21-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
438
 
 SpaceCow: Ugh, they use grams?
 Borkf: @WaffleIron It's also what makes Hershey's chocolate taste like vomit.
 WaffleIron: Also Butyric Acid is what makes vomit smell like vomit.
 WaffleIron: Acids usually are strong cleaners.
Image 163453   02-21-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
483
 
 whiplash: Tex Avery Brand Rubber Tongues.
 addend: Discontinuity in top edge of floor covering. :(
 EvilOtter: This is the product the world needed. A prosthetic tongue for dogs.
 WaffleIron: Give my nuts back!
Image 163452   02-21-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
345
 
 Science: He slimed me.
 duckfarts: that's an impressively dense fart
 Mexico: I saved us all from the Fluffy Menace.
Image 163451   02-21-17   Uploaded by    ashton
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