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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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Score:
398
 
 fanny: @tokyopig congrats! little girls are so sweet (and evil ;) (i have 2)
 SomeCanadian: Clearly, this is a satirical comment on Martin van Buren and the Teapot Dome Scandal of 18-dickety-two. See the Kaiser had stolen the word for '9' so we had to say 'dickety'. Now where was i.... @Snake Jesus @questionable
 scribbs: @tokyopig Congrats!
 Shay: DAMNIT JEDIDIAH, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION
 Snake Jesus: @questionable The stork is talking to the spinster, who is running away. The stork is saying that even though she's avoided getting married, it's gonna entrap her into having a baby anyway.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig Congratulations! No doubt we'll see @tokyopiglet on the spaceship someday
 tokyopig: rad because my daughter is being born today
 questionable: who is talking here, the stork has something in its mouth and the quote makes no sense if said by someone running away. I hate old political cartoons, I always need a flowchart to understand them
Image 163396   02-20-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
568
 
 whiplash: Step One: sit on zombie to immobilise it.
 questionable: documented proof of fat cats keeping us down
 archanon: Tip #215 - Beware of rival factions
Image 163395   02-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
438
 
 whiplash: "What a handsome cat I am!" "Meow too!"
 EvilOtter: It's hard to decide which one gets the promotion when they're both so professional.
 2Berries: Bobcats finally getting their movie!
 HeCat Cherries: Not willing to let the ratpack have all the fun tickles and bubsy patiently waited for joesy to show up.
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you. also I'll need you to come in this weekend
Image 163394   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: @werterland You should have gone before we set out!
 werterland: *from the back of the Friendly Spaceship*: Are we there yet?
 HeCat Cherries: So Orange. much planet. Wow
 Spazstatic: @Warrax nigahiga, yes?
 scribbs: So that's where my marble went.
 CastleBravo: Ah. Galorndon Core I presume.
 Prostata: you been NEPTUNED!
 Warrax: tee hee
Image 163393   02-20-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
537
 
 HeCat Cherries: How the sewer's of dunwall are patrolled. The tallrats
 tib gubb: gerbil: evolved
 hearsegirl: he's doing a Lewis Black finger pointy thingy with his tail.
 enfanta: I wanted to be a trapeze artist but Wringling Bros. said my arms were too short. So clown on stilts it is!
 Psymon: The cat can't get me if I'm here!
 hearsegirl: What makes the musk rat guard his musk? Courage.
Image 163392   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
521
 
 EvilOtter: This person is an inspiration. What exactly they inspire me to do is up for debate but I do feel inspired.
 drtofu: Notice me, sensei!
 Snake Jesus: Moshi moshi, shark desu.
 CastleBravo: @SomeCanadian ......what? No. Pssh. (Looks away nervously.)
 SomeCanadian: Someone's fetish.
Image 163391   02-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
401
 
 raditzu: Sooooon, very sooooon
 HeCat Cherries: Sometimes it feels like, somebody's watching me. Can't get no privacy.
 Ulillillia: Heeeeeere's kitty!
 Shay: I beginning to think my wife is suspecting.
 Peter Pantsless: You cat I herd u like cats so cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Image 163390   02-20-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
520
 
 lecj07: @Hosebag dare not squeak it's name.
 TurkeyVulture: Groggy went a courtin
 Psymon: Which one of us was the prince again?
 Hosebag: It was the love that dare not speak its name.
 scribbs: "That princess is looking pretty cute...how's my breath?"
 Jaunty Shrimp: This kiss! This kiss! Unstoppable!
 Knice: "Rrrrribboop!"
Image 163389   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
463
 
 EvilOtter: "Unemployed and Six Figures in Debt - A Study"
 a robot: Radded because The Onion is always rad!
 2Berries: I'm surprised to see money even if only 2 coins
 Wookiee: College
 enfanta: So very still life.
 guest: way to not get a glass on glass
 illBilliam: Lil' Stoner Starter Kit
 Shay: Pot-Parts
 Mr. Whiskers: So much more inviting than work tomorrow
Image 163388   02-20-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
615
 
 fanny: @Knice :) that was wonderful :)
 Niels Bohr: @fanny Rod Serling was so cool.
 CastleBravo: I see no reason not to go in there.
 SomeCanadian: This is where Tim Burton lives
 Knice: @fanny It is a Gator as vast as space and as spicy as a keychain. It is the middle ground between boop and borkf, between rad and bad, and it lies between a hidden image and #100000. This is the dimension of Mascot. It is an area which we call the Friendly Zone. :-D
 fanny: here's the house i mentioned in #163336
Image 163387   02-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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