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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
398
 
 fanny: @tokyopig congrats! little girls are so sweet (and evil ;) (i have 2)
 SomeCanadian: Clearly, this is a satirical comment on Martin van Buren and the Teapot Dome Scandal of 18-dickety-two. See the Kaiser had stolen the word for '9' so we had to say 'dickety'. Now where was i.... @Snake Jesus @questionable
 scribbs: @tokyopig Congrats!
 Shay: DAMNIT JEDIDIAH, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION
 Snake Jesus: @questionable The stork is talking to the spinster, who is running away. The stork is saying that even though she's avoided getting married, it's gonna entrap her into having a baby anyway.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig Congratulations! No doubt we'll see @tokyopiglet on the spaceship someday
 tokyopig: rad because my daughter is being born today
 questionable: who is talking here, the stork has something in its mouth and the quote makes no sense if said by someone running away. I hate old political cartoons, I always need a flowchart to understand them
Image 163396   02-20-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
568
 
 whiplash: Step One: sit on zombie to immobilise it.
 questionable: documented proof of fat cats keeping us down
 archanon: Tip #215 - Beware of rival factions
Image 163395   02-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
438
 
 whiplash: "What a handsome cat I am!" "Meow too!"
 EvilOtter: It's hard to decide which one gets the promotion when they're both so professional.
 2Berries: Bobcats finally getting their movie!
 HeCat Cherries: Not willing to let the ratpack have all the fun tickles and bubsy patiently waited for joesy to show up.
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you. also I'll need you to come in this weekend
Image 163394   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: @werterland You should have gone before we set out!
 werterland: *from the back of the Friendly Spaceship*: Are we there yet?
 HeCat Cherries: So Orange. much planet. Wow
 Spazstatic: @Warrax nigahiga, yes?
 scribbs: So that's where my marble went.
 CastleBravo: Ah. Galorndon Core I presume.
 Prostata: you been NEPTUNED!
 Warrax: tee hee
Image 163393   02-20-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
537
 
 HeCat Cherries: How the sewer's of dunwall are patrolled. The tallrats
 tib gubb: gerbil: evolved
 hearsegirl: he's doing a Lewis Black finger pointy thingy with his tail.
 enfanta: I wanted to be a trapeze artist but Wringling Bros. said my arms were too short. So clown on stilts it is!
 Psymon: The cat can't get me if I'm here!
 hearsegirl: What makes the musk rat guard his musk? Courage.
Image 163392   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
521
 
 EvilOtter: This person is an inspiration. What exactly they inspire me to do is up for debate but I do feel inspired.
 drtofu: Notice me, sensei!
 Snake Jesus: Moshi moshi, shark desu.
 CastleBravo: @SomeCanadian ......what? No. Pssh. (Looks away nervously.)
 SomeCanadian: Someone's fetish.
Image 163391   02-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
401
 
 raditzu: Sooooon, very sooooon
 HeCat Cherries: Sometimes it feels like, somebody's watching me. Can't get no privacy.
 Ulillillia: Heeeeeere's kitty!
 Shay: I beginning to think my wife is suspecting.
 Peter Pantsless: You cat I herd u like cats so cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Image 163390   02-20-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
520
 
 lecj07: @Hosebag dare not squeak it's name.
 TurkeyVulture: Groggy went a courtin
 Psymon: Which one of us was the prince again?
 Hosebag: It was the love that dare not speak its name.
 scribbs: "That princess is looking pretty cute...how's my breath?"
 Jaunty Shrimp: This kiss! This kiss! Unstoppable!
 Knice: "Rrrrribboop!"
Image 163389   02-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
463
 
 EvilOtter: "Unemployed and Six Figures in Debt - A Study"
 a robot: Radded because The Onion is always rad!
 2Berries: I'm surprised to see money even if only 2 coins
 Wookiee: College
 enfanta: So very still life.
 guest: way to not get a glass on glass
 illBilliam: Lil' Stoner Starter Kit
 Shay: Pot-Parts
 Mr. Whiskers: So much more inviting than work tomorrow
Image 163388   02-20-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
615
 
 fanny: @Knice :) that was wonderful :)
 Niels Bohr: @fanny Rod Serling was so cool.
 CastleBravo: I see no reason not to go in there.
 SomeCanadian: This is where Tim Burton lives
 Knice: @fanny It is a Gator as vast as space and as spicy as a keychain. It is the middle ground between boop and borkf, between rad and bad, and it lies between a hidden image and #100000. This is the dimension of Mascot. It is an area which we call the Friendly Zone. :-D
 fanny: here's the house i mentioned in #163336
Image 163387   02-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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