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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
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 flyingBEARfish: Liberate those thighs!
 Lestrange: Whoa! Trump is not going to like THAT!
 SpaceCow: When your liberties need to make a sweet jump.
 Scoo: Someone had a pretty good camping trip
Image 162760   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 carpwoman: This is a fountain...
 carpwoman: These are leaves.
 carpwoman: This is a clam shell sofa. It's a reproduction, but it cost more than the original!
 ch: That's Capitalism[tm]!
 SomeCanadian: As a gay male, this offends me.
 sparename: Go diving in the Oyster Bed
 Lestrange: Something something pink clam
 ignatz: Venus human trap?
Image 162759   02-17-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
 piranharama: Haters gonna hate
 Bu7Z: Yeeeeaaaaah boyeeee
 wolfpk: Yo man! We are in the middle of putting down an insurrection, but I saw you with the camera and thought this would make a great pic.
 WaffleIron: That mans posture is too weird for this not to be some kind of rap video.
Image 162758   02-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Skaalar: Yeah, because those open spaces in the containers aren't meant to hold things. Duh.
Image 162757   02-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
 Bu7Z: God hates figs
 Wet farts: What if I was born there?
 ch: what if it's a clerical error
 Lestrange: @Ulillillia Well at least there's a bar! Driving would be fun too.
 Mexico: @Mr. Butt God is a tender pervert, and the angels are voyeurs.
 Mr. Butt: @Noremak Then I'd like to know why the mastermind of the universe wants me to jack off so much.
 Noremak: What if determinism is true and our free will is ineffectual or nonexistent?
 SpaceCow: I mean, unless you were tricked. Then its the devil's fault but it sucks to be you.
 Ulillillia: @Lestrange There is, it even froze over…
 Fancy Clown: @Peach Fair point.
 Peach: I had to post this because you wouldn't expect a "you're going to hell"-type sign to use the correct forms of "it's" and "your".
 Lestrange: How can I go to hell if there is no such thing
 Mr. Butt: (in b4 some dork explains why that joke is wrong)
 Mr. Butt: See, this is why I'm a Manichean.
 Mexico: The devil made me do it!
Image 162756   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 tib gubb: in a perfect world, the tamale lady would be above the law.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : She's not welcome if she doesn't bring enough for everyone.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : English consumes all, banalizes all. Paninis shall be added to the dictionary.
 a robot: @Scoo If we're going to be pedantic about foreign words, can I chime in how much I hate when restaurants say they have "paninis?" PANINI IS ALREADY PLURAL, DAMN IT
 Scoo: It's "tamal," singular, or "tamales," plural. Geeze.
 WaffleIron: I need this sign, maybe then I will get visits from the tamale lady too!
 PenguinBartender: She gets double-underlining. The rest of you, GO!!! AWAY!!!
 chhumphrey: Holy frijoles they're strict!
 Annoying Vegan : Someone has their priorities straight.
Image 162755   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 ch: hidin' that ice cream belly
 Skaalar: @chhumphrey Probably because he keeps eating up all the stock.
 chhumphrey: For some reason I don't trust their sushi chef.
Image 162754   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing:…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume:…
 WaffleIron: ref weight:
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 Robespierre: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Bu7Z: How does this represent 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
 RiderFan: Terrible legs AND fishnet stockings? No thank you! I'll try heptillion.
 Peter Pantsless: Saga is a weird comic
 a robot: How does.....any of this work?
 Knice: I'm looking for a woman with a good head on her pelvis.
 Derp Herpigan: Another unrealistic beauty standard for women.
Image 162751   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
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