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221256  addend: Strangers extend an empty hand. Friends hand me a full glass of booze.

221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

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 Bu7Z: God hates figs
 Wet farts: What if I was born there?
 ch: what if it's a clerical error
 Lestrange: @Ulillillia Well at least there's a bar! Driving would be fun too.
 Mexico: @Mr. Butt God is a tender pervert, and the angels are voyeurs.
 Mr. Butt: @Noremak Then I'd like to know why the mastermind of the universe wants me to jack off so much.
 Noremak: What if determinism is true and our free will is ineffectual or nonexistent?
 SpaceCow: I mean, unless you were tricked. Then its the devil's fault but it sucks to be you.
 Ulillillia: @Lestrange There is, it even froze over tinyurl.com/…
 Fancy Clown: @Peach Fair point.
 Peach: I had to post this because you wouldn't expect a "you're going to hell"-type sign to use the correct forms of "it's" and "your".
 Lestrange: How can I go to hell if there is no such thing
 Mr. Butt: (in b4 some dork explains why that joke is wrong)
 Mr. Butt: See, this is why I'm a Manichean.
 Mexico: The devil made me do it!
Image 162756   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
643
 
 tib gubb: in a perfect world, the tamale lady would be above the law.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : She's not welcome if she doesn't bring enough for everyone.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : English consumes all, banalizes all. Paninis shall be added to the dictionary.
 a robot: @Scoo If we're going to be pedantic about foreign words, can I chime in how much I hate when restaurants say they have "paninis?" PANINI IS ALREADY PLURAL, DAMN IT
 Scoo: It's "tamal," singular, or "tamales," plural. Geeze.
 WaffleIron: I need this sign, maybe then I will get visits from the tamale lady too!
 PenguinBartender: She gets double-underlining. The rest of you, GO!!! AWAY!!!
 chhumphrey: Holy frijoles they're strict!
 Annoying Vegan : Someone has their priorities straight.
Image 162755   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
593
 
 ch: hidin' that ice cream belly
 Skaalar: @chhumphrey Probably because he keeps eating up all the stock.
 chhumphrey: For some reason I don't trust their sushi chef.
Image 162754   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
423
 
 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing: thediagram.com/165/…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little unfair...to Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/24/11/…
 WaffleIron: ref weight: washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/06/just-how-big-is-trump-we-asked-5-experts-to-you-guessed-it-weigh-in/
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
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 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 Robespierre: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
349
 
 Bu7Z: How does this represent 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
 RiderFan: Terrible legs AND fishnet stockings? No thank you! I'll try heptillion.
 Peter Pantsless: Saga is a weird comic
 a robot: How does.....any of this work?
 Knice: I'm looking for a woman with a good head on her pelvis.
 Derp Herpigan: Another unrealistic beauty standard for women.
Image 162751   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
173
 
 PenguinBartender: "Look kids! A time capsule from 1995!"
Image 162750   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
478
 
 Amy Housewine: Inspired by Hans Moleman's "Football In The Groin".
 Wet farts: This is where my balls would be..... IF I HAD ANY!
 Prostata: is THAT how you give a flying fuck?
 wolfpk: I doubt that actually hurt, he was probably more surpised. The face is priceless though.
 Mr. Shine: MY NADS!!!
 Scoo: That's gotta hurt!
Image 162749   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 carpwoman: Dramatic.
 DarkTeddy: Stunning. Actually.
 chhumphrey: If continues on this path she does, on the dark side will she be.
 DoctorTwo: Harvey Dent's twin sister.
 Warrax: She's got half a mind to stand in odd lighting.
Image 162748   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
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 Kim: She's not into it and she isn't even standing under the business end.
 a robot: I like the expression on the woman's face, she's like "uh, why are we doing this again?" While the man is like "hehe, dog on my shoulders!"
 whiplash: Dog wanted to see the parade.
 Mr. Shine: Their dog walks all over them.
 chhumphrey: I don't think that's how stilts work
 Knice: It's good that they know their place.
Image 162747   02-17-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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