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216601  Dresdenkeogh: @Hyphae *claps giddily*

216596  Korrok: Aw yeah.

216608  PenguinBartender: *Puts on fedora* m'lady.

216598  Dresdenkeogh: Avungers

216609  zip file: It rhymes

216519  BavidDowie: Dat pizza doe

216594  Yurishiro: Welcome to spring breaaaaak!

216530  BavidDowie: Much growl. Very Angery. Wow.

216598  Yurishiro: The incredible bulk

216607  Yurishiro: @jazzjunkie you are both welcome.

216610  Borp Mento: No point when it's **a** wifi, need at least 3 bars to do anything useful.

216606  Hyphae: Can't get on the psilocybin clinical trials without a proper cluster headache, now can I?

216604  tib gubb: truly throwing all expectations out the window

216603  Micro Jackson: We are coming for the chair next

216604  Micro Jackson: Love the fan fic. Cut to the orgy scene

216604  jochenau: Would've been better than the actual movie.

216554  Micro Jackson: Purple nurple

216563  Micro Jackson: Meet the twins!

216610  Natch: Nah bro that's a tower connection. Your wall is on 4g

216568  Micro Jackson: At mya ages its "you look rough" / "Yeah I am dead"

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216348 Hosebag: Wait, is he trying to absorb Cuervo directly through his skull? Dude, I'm not even mad, that's pretty amazing.

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

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216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

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 tib gubb: in a perfect world, the tamale lady would be above the law.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : She's not welcome if she doesn't bring enough for everyone.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : English consumes all, banalizes all. Paninis shall be added to the dictionary.
 a robot: @Scoo If we're going to be pedantic about foreign words, can I chime in how much I hate when restaurants say they have "paninis?" PANINI IS ALREADY PLURAL, DAMN IT
 Scoo: It's "tamal," singular, or "tamales," plural. Geeze.
 WaffleIron: I need this sign, maybe then I will get visits from the tamale lady too!
 PenguinBartender: She gets double-underlining. The rest of you, GO!!! AWAY!!!
 chhumphrey: Holy frijoles they're strict!
 Annoying Vegan : Someone has their priorities straight.
Image 162755   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
593
 
 ch: hidin' that ice cream belly
 Skaalar: @chhumphrey Probably because he keeps eating up all the stock.
 chhumphrey: For some reason I don't trust their sushi chef.
Image 162754   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
423
 
 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing: thediagram.com/165/…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little unfair...to Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/24/11/…
 WaffleIron: ref weight: washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/06/just-how-big-is-trump-we-asked-5-experts-to-you-guessed-it-weigh-in/
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
465
 
 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 Robespierre: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
349
 
 Bu7Z: How does this represent 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
 RiderFan: Terrible legs AND fishnet stockings? No thank you! I'll try heptillion.
 Peter Pantsless: Saga is a weird comic
 a robot: How does.....any of this work?
 Knice: I'm looking for a woman with a good head on her pelvis.
 Derp Herpigan: Another unrealistic beauty standard for women.
Image 162751   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
173
 
 PenguinBartender: "Look kids! A time capsule from 1995!"
Image 162750   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
458
 
 Amy Housewine: Inspired by Hans Moleman's "Football In The Groin".
 Wet farts: This is where my balls would be..... IF I HAD ANY!
 Prostata: is THAT how you give a flying fuck?
 wolfpk: I doubt that actually hurt, he was probably more surpised. The face is priceless though.
 Mr. Shine: MY NADS!!!
 Scoo: That's gotta hurt!
Image 162749   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 carpwoman: Dramatic.
 DarkTeddy: Stunning. Actually.
 chhumphrey: If continues on this path she does, on the dark side will she be.
 DoctorTwo: Harvey Dent's twin sister.
 Warrax: She's got half a mind to stand in odd lighting.
Image 162748   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
565
 
 Kim: She's not into it and she isn't even standing under the business end.
 a robot: I like the expression on the woman's face, she's like "uh, why are we doing this again?" While the man is like "hehe, dog on my shoulders!"
 whiplash: Dog wanted to see the parade.
 Mr. Shine: Their dog walks all over them.
 chhumphrey: I don't think that's how stilts work
 Knice: It's good that they know their place.
Image 162747   02-17-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
321
 
 Zampano: I told crawfish to corner, but he clears the whole damn thing every time
 Skaalar: @a robot *slowly raises hand*
 a robot: If you won't talk to your crawdad about drugs, who will??
 whiplash: Attack of the Stoned Crawdads!
 Whatever: Meanwhile at the Church of the Great and Powerful Trump...
 DoctorTwo: Outtakes from The Brain of Morbius.
 WTF: Has his own clip.
 ignatz: None more Jaunty
Image 162746   02-17-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
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