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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

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 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing: thediagram.com/165/…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little unfair...to Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/24/11/…
 WaffleIron: ref weight: washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/06/just-how-big-is-trump-we-asked-5-experts-to-you-guessed-it-weigh-in/
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
465
 
 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 Robespierre: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
349
 
 Bu7Z: How does this represent 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
 RiderFan: Terrible legs AND fishnet stockings? No thank you! I'll try heptillion.
 Peter Pantsless: Saga is a weird comic
 a robot: How does.....any of this work?
 Knice: I'm looking for a woman with a good head on her pelvis.
 Derp Herpigan: Another unrealistic beauty standard for women.
Image 162751   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
173
 
 PenguinBartender: "Look kids! A time capsule from 1995!"
Image 162750   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
458
 
 Amy Housewine: Inspired by Hans Moleman's "Football In The Groin".
 Wet farts: This is where my balls would be..... IF I HAD ANY!
 Prostata: is THAT how you give a flying fuck?
 wolfpk: I doubt that actually hurt, he was probably more surpised. The face is priceless though.
 Mr. Shine: MY NADS!!!
 Scoo: That's gotta hurt!
Image 162749   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 carpwoman: Dramatic.
 DarkTeddy: Stunning. Actually.
 chhumphrey: If continues on this path she does, on the dark side will she be.
 DoctorTwo: Harvey Dent's twin sister.
 Warrax: She's got half a mind to stand in odd lighting.
Image 162748   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
565
 
 Kim: She's not into it and she isn't even standing under the business end.
 a robot: I like the expression on the woman's face, she's like "uh, why are we doing this again?" While the man is like "hehe, dog on my shoulders!"
 whiplash: Dog wanted to see the parade.
 Mr. Shine: Their dog walks all over them.
 chhumphrey: I don't think that's how stilts work
 Knice: It's good that they know their place.
Image 162747   02-17-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
321
 
 Zampano: I told crawfish to corner, but he clears the whole damn thing every time
 Skaalar: @a robot *slowly raises hand*
 a robot: If you won't talk to your crawdad about drugs, who will??
 whiplash: Attack of the Stoned Crawdads!
 Whatever: Meanwhile at the Church of the Great and Powerful Trump...
 DoctorTwo: Outtakes from The Brain of Morbius.
 WTF: Has his own clip.
 ignatz: None more Jaunty
Image 162746   02-17-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
794
 
 zennoo: @flyingBearfish its a (baby) fox kit not a puppy. do you think people can tell?
 zennoo: its a (baby) fox kit not a puppy. i wonder if people can tell?
 zennoo: what would you say his mood is? and that is a serious question.
 flyingBEARfish: First set photos from Disney's upcoming Fox and the Hound live action remake.
 Bu7Z: Branch manager
 draakeragon: Who's a good boy?
Image 162745   02-17-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
364
 
 Lestrange: Nicest film poster ever!
 flyingBEARfish: Looks like the artwork for a Godzilla cereal box.
 kinggheedra: I think this was a well Polished production
 Annoying Vegan : Origami is a fun hobby.
 draakeragon: Godzilla with Finnish? I didn't even Finish godzilla!
Image 162744   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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