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175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

175181  dangerous dave: @Bu7Z In this case it's kinda both.

175183  dangerous dave: Wait -- where the bleep is 'WN'?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

175153 Bu7Z: And maybe it was the Russians who poisoned a bunch of people in Syria. Think of trump and Putin as two guys in a WWE match. of course the heel is gonna loose, but he still gets paid for his performance. Syria comes off as the Spanish announcers desk.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

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 Skaalar: It'd work on me.
 Peter Pantsless: Poor Bull
 annterland: This would make the process so much easier. I'm in.
 kinggheedra: The act of presenting plant genitalia would be weird to explain
 Urn BooUrn: Bane's got game.
 Meow: Take me!
 draakeragon: 100% smooth
 AverageJoe: At least he is honest...
 whiplash: I'll have to try this myself.
Image 162739   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
614
 
 funny in the wall: didn't know Pushkin had his own money
Image 162738   02-17-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
111
 
 EvilOtter: feminine penis
 wolfpk: The new Japanese sex dolls are out.
 Peter Pantsless: I remember earlier today, when I hadn't seen this and everything was fine.
 a robot: The hands suggest that's a man under that mask
 Science: I don't think I'll enjoy season two of Westworld
 draakeragon: Ouch! 100 Spoopy
 Knice: Oh, dear. *brain shorts out* sfx: [BEZZERT]
Image 162737   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
727
 
 Warrax: Handy for those underwater fires.
 Snake Jesus: This kills the diver.
Image 162736   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
222
 
 SpaceCow: This bugs me.
 Darmstadtium: There is something creepy about this mug.
 Prostata: do want. That's really nice!
 Peach: Waiter, there's a fly in my coffee... and a bee, and an ant, and a grasshopper, and..
 jochenau: THE BUGS ARE CLAPPING FOR YOU
Image 162735   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
348
 
 Skaalar: "Hi ho Silver! Awaaaaay!"
 wolfpk: Clever girl
 draakeragon: Open the door, get on the floor?
Image 162734   02-17-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
265
 
 Kim: The Cosby Jacket
 Annoying Vegan : But I don't wanna be a high fashion model!
 whiplash: The Puffy Sleeve Jacket.
Image 162733   02-17-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
158
 
 LKoroton: Suddenly I want tea, with orthodox preparation
 Skaalar: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid. Uuuuuuuuhhhhh.... Where the hell do I start?
Image 162732   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
717
 
 Whatever: Yeah, I'm having a bad, sad rainy day too - but cheer up, the flies and maggots will be out soon...
 Bu7Z: Love you man
 Kohapi: Sorry to hear about Debra, man. That really sucks...... So.... wanna make out?
Image 162731   02-17-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
235
 
 SpaceCow: The difference between being underground and in your mom's basement is whether or not you're playing for beer.
 tib gubb: 'sup nerds
Image 162730   02-17-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
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