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169423  Scoo: Don't Fat Kid shame

169425  Scoo: Cheers, dude

169427  Butcherboy: right next to the lucca brassi matress store?

169410  Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?

169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

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3. Peter Pantsless
4. Robespierre
5. Dr Awkward
6. Mr. Butt
7. Lestrange
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9. KrazyKat
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169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.



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hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
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wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
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 4. enfanta: 5726 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4814 points
 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
15. Mexico: 1885 points
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Score:
553
 
 flyingBEARfish: I really hope they then responded with a meme.
 smarkles: @smusher These days it's just shorthand for joke rehashes, but yeah, macros are perennially popular
 smarkles: Don't dream it, meme it.
 whiplash: Your loss, baby! Don't come crying' to me when the other kids at school are all "Bork" this and "Grumpy Cat" that, and you are CLUELESS.
 Flarmie: This person must own a museum because damn that's a lot of artifacts.
 AverageJoe: #162694 relationship goals
 zennoo: spectacular
 tokyopig: I'm not as theme as your mink I am.
 smusher: Maybe I'm just old but what is a meme? Is it a when people put different captions over the same picture? No, I won't google it!
Image 162700   02-17-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
732
 
 XLY: Hey lil buddy! Whatchu got there?
 Mr. Shine: Hi, there!
 AverageJoe: creepy... it reminds me Jeff the Killer
 zennoo: lurve it
Image 162699   02-17-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
227
 
 Mr. Shine: So saucy, Helen!
 Spazstatic: Is housework the name of your other mistress?
 draakeragon: wut?
Image 162698   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
321
 
 Lestrange: Mr No Sugar is the production line supervisor
 XLY: Apple, Sugar, Cinnamon, Fuck
 Science: Made the Old Fashion Way. WITH LIES!
 duchaschmeremol: no, sugar
 whiplash: "No Sugar" is the brand name, not a descriptor. The company is named after my 4-yr old daughter, Sugar. She died. Thus, No Sugar.
 Spazstatic: Well, it is because of it, but not directly
 Spazstatic: And not because it's the marijuana capital of the east coast.
 Spazstatic: I love Asheville.
 draakeragon: Made the old fashioned way?
 Bu7Z: Smokey mountain? No! Sugar + Apple pie jelly
 UltraBeverly: North Carolina: "First in pavement, last in education." (google that)
 AverageJoe: liars!
 zennoo: sweet!
 tokyopig: @dobbiesdoogs That spelling is not safe for work. I had to cough to cover up my lol.
 tokyopig: Gotta read the pretty big, not-so-fine print carefully.
 dobbiesdoogs: INDREDENTS
 Derp Herpigan: Schrodinger's Jelly
Image 162697   02-17-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
508
 
 cj22: im dead @Lestrange
 Lestrange: Depressed giraffe.jpg
 funny in the wall: maybe it won't run away like my other giraffes
 JohnnySalami: I WANT TO RIDE IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
 Fancy Clown: @Derp Herpigan Yassar Giraffat?
 zennoo: just no
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan Girfatfe
 Derp Herpigan: Giraffat
Image 162696   02-17-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
239
 
 Mr. Shine: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: RE: AND THEN THEY ALL STOOD UP AND CHEERED.
 Spazstatic: And then the kids who weren't allowed to have cell phones failed her class due to zero participation
 tokyopig: And then teacher asked "What is the moral difference, if any, between a civilian and a citizen?"
 ch: so you check in a crappy non-working phone or a carved piece of wood and keep your actual phone on you.
 a robot: Thanks, Facebook!
 Peter Pantsless: And only half of them showed up
Image 162695   02-17-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
349
 
 KingTrebek: @duchaschmeremol @duchaschmeremol Thank you. Now both of their facial expressions make sense.
 duchaschmeremol: plot twist: there are actually two women there and we see one half of each
 whiplash: But when it comes to her favourite movies, the hell with that. I'm not gonna watch "The Notebook" again.
 Fancy Clown: I can empathise and it's not to do with whether she likes the movie or not...
 Amy Housewine: It would appear that she's having a seizure.
 a robot: Oh ok, before I zoomed in I thought she was crying and I was like "dude, why are all your favorite movies such downers?" But now I realize she's asleep it's more like "uhh sorry you and your wife don't have more movies in common, I guess."
 BILL DOOR: "...UNFORTUNATELY, MY MISTRESS IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS AND MY WIFE WILL BE HOME ANY MOMENT. THIS IS DISTRESSING."
Image 162694   02-17-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
391
 
 JohnnySalami: The newest single from Rage Against the Machine; Sheep on Parade
 Mr. Shine: The poopmobile.
 Bu7Z: Sheep on prom night
 KyleisBobDole: @a robot Looks like that thing has been to the lamb chop shop.
 a robot: Ok I'll stop now, I can't even come up with anything really good :/
 a robot: Baa car (said with Boston accent)
 a robot: Mutton truckin'
 a robot: Lamb van(b)
 Derp Herpigan: The Sheep Jeep
Image 162693   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
1105
 
 Skaalar: Kenny Loggins is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico That's what a fool believes! Michael McDonald is the one who keeps the fire burning bright. Are you going to wait for a sign, your miracle?
 a robot: @Mexico #64070
 Amy Housewine: What the shit, Lana?
 Mexico: Remember, children, this is why we must honor our Lord and Savior Kenny Loggins.
Image 162692   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
105
 
 JohnnySalami: Are YOU a slave to the rhythm?
Image 162691   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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