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193911  Meow: when they found him, it was already too late

193906  Skaalar: This is really Nito.

193882  a robot: @Dr Awkward It's a country crock (of shit)

193910  ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck yeah. bikes and skateboards.

193918  sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""

193901  Bu7Z: Father's Day? More like father's gay! Haha I love my two dads.

193902  Bu7Z: As long as I can buy pseudo-efhedrine hydrochloride over the counter without a drivers licence...

193902  a robot: Mom wants you to be healthy!

193875  Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I've been doing "community theater" with her for years

193903  Bu7Z: Personally I managed to defuse the bomb at the centre of megaton.

193877  Dr Awkward: The floor is lava!

193908  Meow: It's my dream basement

193909  KrazyKat: Roadborkf

193881  Dr Awkward: I mean, if you're type 2 diabetic, 99+% of the time, your lifestyle decisions caused it. So it kind of was your choice, DAD.

193904  Bu7Z: My aggr, orange.

193882  Dr Awkward: That is still decidedly NOT butter. It's some partially hydrogenated bullshit

193905  Bu7Z: One should never eat breakfast from a packet,

193906  Bu7Z: Ay totally wizard ay.

193907  Bu7Z: Funtazinza, nuff said.

193908  Bu7Z: It's lego so everybody wins.

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193665 Teechur: Cows make mysteaks.

193718 Sage: Google's best guess for this image: best pic ever.

193814 sporky: FREEZE, PUNK

193877 Dr Awkward: The floor is lava!

193677 DimwaldtThrockmorton: How does that EVEN happen?

193894 Bu7Z: Its called natural selection people! You'll see...

193680 wolfpk: The ancestor of Jar Jar.... KILL IT!!!

193870 Rev80: This should have been the cover of Kansas' "Point of No Return"

193848 Science: @Peter Pantsless: That is probably the craziest thing I'll read all day. Amazing.

193863 Niels Bohr: I'm exhausted. I nice long coma sounds heavenly.



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 6. Skinr: 3708 points
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Score:
105
 
 JohnnySalami: Are YOU a slave to the rhythm?
Image 162691   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
266
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I rode to work today on my motorcycle, thru the sandstorm, and I wasn't wearing a helmet with a face protector. Why do you ask?
 BILL DOOR: LOOK, I'M SORRY, I JUST GET RATHER EMOTIONAL. OKAY? IT BUGS ME.
 BILL DOOR: @Whatever THE ONLY THING THAT BASTARD SKELETOR HAS EVER SAVED WAS HIS OWN FILTHY, WELL-TONED HIDE. SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THAT BLUE PERVERT TO PUT SOME BLOODY ROBES ON, THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING THAT SHOW AND THE LAST THING THEY NEED IS TO SEE SOME SHAMELESS AZURE ASSCHEEKS IN A FURRY LOINCLOTH. AND COME ON, "SKELETOR?" HE IS NOT EVEN A SKELETON. HE IS STILL MOSTLY COVERED IN FLESH, THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTHY OF LITIGATION OF SOME SORT.
 Whatever: Do you have a minute to hear about our overlord and savior Skelator?
 BILL DOOR: THAT IS AN AMAZING OUTFIT.
 Scoo: Rawr! It's a living!
Image 162690   02-16-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
248
 
 Mr Bleak: I spent all this time working out how to use the Three Seashells, and they go and change the goalposts on me. :sigh:
 SpaceCow: Why is it those damn pine cones are cinnamon scented? What kind of monster says "you know what puts people in mind of the holidays? Pine cones that smell like nasal assault!"
 Skaalar: Still better than the three seashells.
 draakeragon: Tell your friends!
 Bob: A pine cone has escaped.
 a robot: He doesn't know how to use the bag of pinecones! HAHAHAHAHA
 Derp Herpigan: Worst. Toilet paper. ever.
 Scoo: Just ends up smelling like someone shit in a pine forest...
 WaffleIron: "I pooped these, they didn't flush"
Image 162689   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
926
 
 Beef Supreme: Detachable Penis.
 smarkles: Honestly, I'm kind of jealous of the stilletto converse and intercontinental ballistic peen. Add a nice seasonal vest and some tasteless temporary tattoos, and I'm off to the races.
 antipatterns: This is what the CIA actually believe
 ChubbyBuddy: russia fought against the nazis dude
 Peter Pantsless: haha gross
 Bu7Z: Why would Putin hail a New England football team?
 Ulillillia: "Mr. President, you have a press conference, stop doodling"
Image 162688   02-16-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
329
 
 AverageJoe: you can't calculate the acceleration without the time
Image 162687   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
236
 
 draakeragon: What is the old greyhound and what did he do with that tree?
 XLY: @Nope for green energy, they power the bus with that thing
 Nope: Why is it plugged in?
 Ulillillia: Greyhound: Decapitation-free since 2008
 Mexico: The American Kennel Club has certainly changed its standards.
Image 162686   02-16-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
577
 
 Skaalar: That's gotta be one cold forehead.
 flyingBEARfish: Such control. Such majestic focus.
 Prostata: awesome doggo!
 Kim: Hey Buddy, hold my beer.
 wolfpk: He can only do that for the first three glasses. After that he is to drunk.
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 Bu7Z: Did you get the picture? Can I drink it now?
Image 162685   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
243
 
 draakeragon: Poor chicken. That girl doesn't even lay eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure that shaming this lady will solve the problem, but why is she holding that chicken?
 whiplash: I'm a rooster and she's too damn dumb to know that.
 JohnnySalami: Give me your damn unborn children already
 AverageJoe: get a girlfirend, they say... It will be fun, they say
 wolfpk: Well I hope she learned her lesson. If she doesn't collect the eggs her owner has to buy them at the store.
 NoRagrets: Your Dom sounds like an okay guy to put up with you. Curious how you use the chicken in the bedroom.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, I have to wonder, since chickens only lay once a day, shouldn't you have more chickens to account for free-loaders?
 tokyopig: Seize the means of production!
 WaffleIron: Maybe you should get your chicken to lay eggs lady.
Image 162684   02-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
929
 
 Kim: Alf, dinner time!
 tib gubb: dog food
 Flarmie: I got fired for looking at this.
 BILL DOOR: ...AND THE CAT BED IS FULL OF WATER. THE OWNER IS A BIT CONFUSED.
 Ulillillia: Melmac Snack Pack
 tokyopig: setting out cat food for my pet cat-eater
Image 162683   02-16-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
160
 
 draakeragon: Does Pepsi belong in the toilet?
 Cami: Circle of life.
 Mexico: You'd do better by drinking the toilet water.
Image 162682   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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