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248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. Air Biscuit
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Mr. Shine
7. WannaBee
8. DrNinjaman
9. Christina
10. Telkwa



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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248680 bug: pornhub



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pisspig uploaded 248323 (1037 points)
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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)


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 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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Score:
577
 
 Skaalar: That's gotta be one cold forehead.
 flyingBEARfish: Such control. Such majestic focus.
 Prostata: awesome doggo!
 Kim: Hey Buddy, hold my beer.
 wolfpk: He can only do that for the first three glasses. After that he is to drunk.
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 Bu7Z: Did you get the picture? Can I drink it now?
Image 162685   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
243
 
 draakeragon: Poor chicken. That girl doesn't even lay eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure that shaming this lady will solve the problem, but why is she holding that chicken?
 whiplash: I'm a rooster and she's too damn dumb to know that.
 JohnnySalami: Give me your damn unborn children already
 AverageJoe: get a girlfirend, they say... It will be fun, they say
 wolfpk: Well I hope she learned her lesson. If she doesn't collect the eggs her owner has to buy them at the store.
 NoRagrets: Your Dom sounds like an okay guy to put up with you. Curious how you use the chicken in the bedroom.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, I have to wonder, since chickens only lay once a day, shouldn't you have more chickens to account for free-loaders?
 tokyopig: Seize the means of production!
 WaffleIron: Maybe you should get your chicken to lay eggs lady.
Image 162684   02-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
949
 
 Kim: Alf, dinner time!
 tib gubb: dog food
 Flarmie: I got fired for looking at this.
 BILL DOOR: ...AND THE CAT BED IS FULL OF WATER. THE OWNER IS A BIT CONFUSED.
 Ulillillia: Melmac Snack Pack
 tokyopig: setting out cat food for my pet cat-eater
Image 162683   02-16-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
160
 
 draakeragon: Does Pepsi belong in the toilet?
 Cami: Circle of life.
 Mexico: You'd do better by drinking the toilet water.
Image 162682   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
928
 
 Mr. Shine: @Derp Herpigan You guys keep writing all the articles, we'll keep cashing all the checks.
 tib gubb: some people just don't deserve to have nice things.
 Scoo: "taco" will be auto-corrected to "burrito"
 Derp Herpigan: @Ulillillia @TFChicken WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE TO PROMOTE OUR END-OF-THE-YEAR AD FOR DONATIONS, PLEASE HELP US OUT! THAT IS ALL!
 Ulillillia: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 tokyopig: @wolfpk I think he was wikipediaing for "burrito" when it happened.
 wolfpk: Bean and cheese taco! That is clearly wrong!
Image 162681   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
292
 
 mrwiffler: This is a nice photo.
 tokyopig: Yes that cow over there, I told you he can talk! ... What's he say? He just keeps repeating "hallelujah money" in weird voices. ... No I don't get it either.
Image 162680   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
246
 
 flyingBEARfish: Day 251, the humans still haven't seen through my impeccable disguise.
 whiplash: Also sold as "Hide-Your-Wanking Pants."
 enfanta: It's a trap!
 fakeusername: bet it smells great in there
Image 162679   02-16-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
132
 
 Mr. Shine: Why the empty photo?
 Derp Herpigan: Even if I found one, think I'd actually give it up?
 cenecia: Unfortunately, not a single fuck could be found.
 Bu7Z: Keep an eye out for fucks
 tokyopig: We bought this hunting blind mail order from "Duck and Cover Magazine"
 Ulillillia: We can't stop here, this is duck country
 Mexico: Those are the strangest looking ducks I've seen.
 Scoo: Behold the field in which I hunt my fvcks
Image 162678   02-16-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
253
 
 Science: Fun fact: The majority of the fish you purchase is intentionally mislabeled and harvested illegally by slave ships.
 whiplash: It's all lies, everyone knows "steak" comes from a cow!
 tib gubb: as if your average techie would be able to tell the difference
 funny in the wall: Even awesomer @Scoo
 square44: something's fishy here.
 Scoo: Salmon? Now that's what I call tuna!
 fakeusername: Best by 2014? Eh, probably still good
Image 162677   02-16-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
523
 
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 DrinkMixMan: Riding a wave of mutilation
 BILL DOOR: TOTALLY TUBULAR. TO THE MAX. I AM BOTH "HIP" AND "WITH IT." YOU MAY EVEN CALL ME "GINCHY" IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
 Ulillillia: SURFING IS NICE.
 Warrax: finally.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY
 ignatz: Hang ten. For now..
Image 162676   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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