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221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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Score:
577
 
 Skaalar: That's gotta be one cold forehead.
 flyingBEARfish: Such control. Such majestic focus.
 Prostata: awesome doggo!
 Kim: Hey Buddy, hold my beer.
 wolfpk: He can only do that for the first three glasses. After that he is to drunk.
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 Bu7Z: Did you get the picture? Can I drink it now?
Image 162685   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
243
 
 draakeragon: Poor chicken. That girl doesn't even lay eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure that shaming this lady will solve the problem, but why is she holding that chicken?
 whiplash: I'm a rooster and she's too damn dumb to know that.
 JohnnySalami: Give me your damn unborn children already
 AverageJoe: get a girlfirend, they say... It will be fun, they say
 wolfpk: Well I hope she learned her lesson. If she doesn't collect the eggs her owner has to buy them at the store.
 NoRagrets: Your Dom sounds like an okay guy to put up with you. Curious how you use the chicken in the bedroom.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, I have to wonder, since chickens only lay once a day, shouldn't you have more chickens to account for free-loaders?
 tokyopig: Seize the means of production!
 WaffleIron: Maybe you should get your chicken to lay eggs lady.
Image 162684   02-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
949
 
 Kim: Alf, dinner time!
 tib gubb: dog food
 Flarmie: I got fired for looking at this.
 BILL DOOR: ...AND THE CAT BED IS FULL OF WATER. THE OWNER IS A BIT CONFUSED.
 Ulillillia: Melmac Snack Pack
 tokyopig: setting out cat food for my pet cat-eater
Image 162683   02-16-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
160
 
 draakeragon: Does Pepsi belong in the toilet?
 Cami: Circle of life.
 Mexico: You'd do better by drinking the toilet water.
Image 162682   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
928
 
 Mr. Shine: @Derp Herpigan You guys keep writing all the articles, we'll keep cashing all the checks.
 tib gubb: some people just don't deserve to have nice things.
 Scoo: "taco" will be auto-corrected to "burrito"
 Derp Herpigan: @Ulillillia @TFChicken WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE TO PROMOTE OUR END-OF-THE-YEAR AD FOR DONATIONS, PLEASE HELP US OUT! THAT IS ALL!
 Ulillillia: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 tokyopig: @wolfpk I think he was wikipediaing for "burrito" when it happened.
 wolfpk: Bean and cheese taco! That is clearly wrong!
Image 162681   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
292
 
 mrwiffler: This is a nice photo.
 tokyopig: Yes that cow over there, I told you he can talk! ... What's he say? He just keeps repeating "hallelujah money" in weird voices. ... No I don't get it either.
Image 162680   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
246
 
 flyingBEARfish: Day 251, the humans still haven't seen through my impeccable disguise.
 whiplash: Also sold as "Hide-Your-Wanking Pants."
 enfanta: It's a trap!
 fakeusername: bet it smells great in there
Image 162679   02-16-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
132
 
 Mr. Shine: Why the empty photo?
 Derp Herpigan: Even if I found one, think I'd actually give it up?
 cenecia: Unfortunately, not a single fuck could be found.
 Bu7Z: Keep an eye out for fucks
 tokyopig: We bought this hunting blind mail order from "Duck and Cover Magazine"
 Ulillillia: We can't stop here, this is duck country
 Mexico: Those are the strangest looking ducks I've seen.
 Scoo: Behold the field in which I hunt my fvcks
Image 162678   02-16-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
253
 
 Science: Fun fact: The majority of the fish you purchase is intentionally mislabeled and harvested illegally by slave ships.
 whiplash: It's all lies, everyone knows "steak" comes from a cow!
 tib gubb: as if your average techie would be able to tell the difference
 funny in the wall: Even awesomer @Scoo
 square44: something's fishy here.
 Scoo: Salmon? Now that's what I call tuna!
 fakeusername: Best by 2014? Eh, probably still good
Image 162677   02-16-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
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 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 DrinkMixMan: Riding a wave of mutilation
 BILL DOOR: TOTALLY TUBULAR. TO THE MAX. I AM BOTH "HIP" AND "WITH IT." YOU MAY EVEN CALL ME "GINCHY" IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
 Ulillillia: SURFING IS NICE.
 Warrax: finally.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY
 ignatz: Hang ten. For now..
Image 162676   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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