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272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

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 Mr. Shine: @Derp Herpigan You guys keep writing all the articles, we'll keep cashing all the checks.
 tib gubb: some people just don't deserve to have nice things.
 Scoo: "taco" will be auto-corrected to "burrito"
 Derp Herpigan: @Ulillillia @TFChicken WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE TO PROMOTE OUR END-OF-THE-YEAR AD FOR DONATIONS, PLEASE HELP US OUT! THAT IS ALL!
 Ulillillia: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 tokyopig: @wolfpk I think he was wikipediaing for "burrito" when it happened.
 wolfpk: Bean and cheese taco! That is clearly wrong!
Image 162681   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
292
 
 mrwiffler: This is a nice photo.
 tokyopig: Yes that cow over there, I told you he can talk! ... What's he say? He just keeps repeating "hallelujah money" in weird voices. ... No I don't get it either.
Image 162680   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
246
 
 flyingBEARfish: Day 251, the humans still haven't seen through my impeccable disguise.
 whiplash: Also sold as "Hide-Your-Wanking Pants."
 enfanta: It's a trap!
 fakeusername: bet it smells great in there
Image 162679   02-16-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
132
 
 Mr. Shine: Why the empty photo?
 Derp Herpigan: Even if I found one, think I'd actually give it up?
 cenecia: Unfortunately, not a single fuck could be found.
 Bu7Z: Keep an eye out for fucks
 tokyopig: We bought this hunting blind mail order from "Duck and Cover Magazine"
 Ulillillia: We can't stop here, this is duck country
 Mexico: Those are the strangest looking ducks I've seen.
 Scoo: Behold the field in which I hunt my fvcks
Image 162678   02-16-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
253
 
 Science: Fun fact: The majority of the fish you purchase is intentionally mislabeled and harvested illegally by slave ships.
 whiplash: It's all lies, everyone knows "steak" comes from a cow!
 tib gubb: as if your average techie would be able to tell the difference
 funny in the wall: Even awesomer @Scoo
 square44: something's fishy here.
 Scoo: Salmon? Now that's what I call tuna!
 fakeusername: Best by 2014? Eh, probably still good
Image 162677   02-16-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
523
 
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 DrinkMixMan: Riding a wave of mutilation
 BILL DOOR: TOTALLY TUBULAR. TO THE MAX. I AM BOTH "HIP" AND "WITH IT." YOU MAY EVEN CALL ME "GINCHY" IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
 Ulillillia: SURFING IS NICE.
 Warrax: finally.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY
 Colty Brumb: Hang ten. For now..
Image 162676   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
274
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar THE ETERNALLY TORMENTED SOULS OF THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THEIR LIVES STOLEN FROM THEM ARE NOT A PROPER BASIS FOR A SUGARY CHILDREN'S CEREAL.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Don't be talkin no mess 'bout mah Boo Berry...
 Flarmie: Where's Fruit Brute?
 BILL DOOR: A BOWL FULL OF SUGAR, WITH SUGARED DEHYDRATED FRUIT JUICE AND MILK. AND THEY WONDER WHY OBESITY IS A PROBLEM.
 ch: So where's the rest of the complete breakfast? Eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausages ... at LEAST
 cenecia: Hey Kids - do you want Diabetes?!?!
 Ulillillia: I'll stick to my Crispy Hexagons thank you very much
 Telkwa: Part of a healthy and nutritious wake.
 tokyopig: "Do we really need milk in the shot? I mean, I guess we could just turn the carton so that you can't see the brand... oh wait... we can just use that flower vase!"
Image 162675   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
294
 
 Dan Tagonistic: This is seriously making me reconsider my "if it works it's not stupid" maxim
 Ironass: Unless that's 2 phases and a slugged neutral.
 Beef Supreme: 200 amps, 200 amps, 10,000 amps. What could go wrong
 whiplash: Rear view of a Slurpee machine.
 tib gubb: capitalism!
 Teechur: If you write, "In God We Trust" on it, it'll think it's a penny and then it's all good.
 Cami: "Just to get us running again while I get a replacemet." -Maintenance Man(1998)
 Whatever: Putting a piece of pipe in place of a fuse is not a good idea
 Wet farts: The ol' spicy "fuse". Classic.
 WaffleIron: One of these phases is not like the other.
Image 162674   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
193
 
 Warrax: Well, shit.
 WaffleIron: found yer tow truck buddy #162672
Image 162673   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
232
 
 Cami: Suburban demining.
 AverageJoe: Yet another fetish I can't understand
 tokyopig: hashtag likes it ruff
 Warrax: Well, shit.
 a robot: Poo.
Image 162672   02-16-17   Uploaded by    berlin
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