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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

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 7. a robot: 2544 points
 8. Taters: 2216 points
 9. bookcase: 2073 points
10. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
14. barfolomew: 1868 points
15. deadwombat: 1783 points
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 flyingBEARfish: Get in, get the statue, and get out. Mr. Snuggles will keep the engine hot, but you gotta book it, kid.
 Shay: Poor pupper must be freezing :(
Image 162663   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 Side Boob: This new Stargate cover is great! Nobody can see what planet I'm dialing!
 Warrax: See thing? You like thing! All the best people have thing. Buy thing! Don't be... left out of the loop!
 dobbiesdoogs: you get what you pay for when you buy a discount stargate
Image 162662   02-16-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 ASTER: @annterland I won't hear it.
 Teechur: Well, I guess if you don't have a Holy Hand Grenade to lobbest at thine enemy....
 annterland: @ASTER I have seen a tortoise eat flesh. It happens.
 AverageJoe: B-but I thought turtles eat pizza...
 ASTER: This is almost certainly photoshopped. These guys dont fuck with that shit. They just want A Grass or An Flower.
 Cerberus: Let's do lunch. How about now?
 bug: @ignatz I guess slow and steady really does win the race.
 tokyopig: teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles turtles eating your guts turtle power
 mrdiron: Strip the flesh, salt the wound!
 ignatz: Is that a hare?
 WaffleIron: WrongNeighbourhood.jpg
Image 162661   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Mr. Butt: @Beef Supreme You have my blessings, my son.
 Beef Supreme: @Mr. Butt when I hit the powerball, The Chrome Scrotum will be my supervillain name.
 Mr. Butt: The Chrome Scrotum strikes again!
 scribbs: Objects in mirror are not as wrinkly as they appear.
 WaffleIron: Foiled again!
Image 162660   02-16-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 162659 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain Thoughts. We'll pray for you, Brain Thoughts.
 wolfpk: It took me a few seconds looking this over before I figured out what I was looking at. Instant rad as soon as I figured it out.
 piranharama: I kinda want to watch A New Hope and figure out which rebel pilot just bought it here. (was it Porkins?)
 Shay: He's the asshole that killed Porkins! LET'S GET HIM!!!!
 a robot: Practical effects FTW!
 scribbs: Poor little guy should have stayed on target.
 Bu7Z: Is that the Death Star?
Image 162658   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
Image 162657   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 scribbs: @a robot On the plus side, we can appreciate how nice they'd be, teaching us to appreciate little things :-)
 tib gubb: being poor is so cool!
 Warrax: Who the fuck uses a hashtag in a text message?
 a robot: @scribbs Also, anyone with an internet connection can learn that there is no "Kinte people" in Madagascar, or anywhere else for that matter
 scribbs: @Sadbot Dammit :-(
 Sadbot: @scribbs with that attitude, you'll never be a basic white girl with dreadlocks
 scribbs: Sure, they live closer to nature. Anybody in the modern world with a little curiosity and library card or internet connection can learn more about the natural world than any ancient or "primitive" person could possibly know. Plus, a google search suggests strongly that the Madagascar claim is bullshit.
 Bu7Z: How are they closer to the earth? Lying down? In a hole?
Image 162656   02-16-17   Uploaded by    guest
 Jabberwikket: The pet s favorite trick
 flyingBEARfish: Do you mind?
 winwolf: I'm on a boat.
 zennoo: from here to eternity
 WaffleIron: Sex on the beach.
Image 162655   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
 wolfpk: Mario through the looking glass.
 Mr. Shine: I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with her nose, but then I saw the rest of her. Yoshi looking hardcore, though.
 Bu7Z: Peachy!
 WaffleIron: Damn, those shrooms must be super.
Image 162654   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Shay
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