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169423  Scoo: Don't Fat Kid shame

169425  Scoo: Cheers, dude

169427  Butcherboy: right next to the lucca brassi matress store?

169410  Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?

169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

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3. Peter Pantsless
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169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.



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hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (828 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (800 points)
wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
Largehand uploaded 169217 (770 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (756 points)
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Mexico uploaded 168985 (736 points)


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 3. SunWukong: 5750 points
 4. enfanta: 5726 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4814 points
 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
15. Mexico: 1885 points
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Score:
247
 
 flyingBEARfish: Get in, get the statue, and get out. Mr. Snuggles will keep the engine hot, but you gotta book it, kid.
 Shay: Poor pupper must be freezing :(
Image 162663   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
255
 
 Side Boob: This new Stargate cover is great! Nobody can see what planet I'm dialing!
 Warrax: See thing? You like thing! All the best people have thing. Buy thing! Don't be... left out of the loop!
 dobbiesdoogs: you get what you pay for when you buy a discount stargate
Image 162662   02-16-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
483
 
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 ASTER: @annterland I won't hear it.
 Teechur: Well, I guess if you don't have a Holy Hand Grenade to lobbest at thine enemy....
 annterland: @ASTER I have seen a tortoise eat flesh. It happens.
 AverageJoe: B-but I thought turtles eat pizza...
 BILL DOOR: THE SPAWN OF GREAT A'TUIN DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO TRESPASSERS. THE TINY CHILDREN OF THE GREAT STAR-TURTLE ARE RATHER TERRITORIAL.
 ASTER: This is almost certainly photoshopped. These guys dont fuck with that shit. They just want A Grass or An Flower.
 Cerberus: Let's do lunch. How about now?
 bug: @ignatz I guess slow and steady really does win the race.
 tokyopig: teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles turtles eating your guts turtle power
 mrdiron: Strip the flesh, salt the wound!
 ignatz: Is that a hare?
 WaffleIron: WrongNeighbourhood.jpg
Image 162661   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
398
 
 Mr. Butt: @Beef Supreme You have my blessings, my son.
 Beef Supreme: @Mr. Butt when I hit the powerball, The Chrome Scrotum will be my supervillain name.
 Mr. Butt: The Chrome Scrotum strikes again!
 scribbs: Objects in mirror are not as wrinkly as they appear.
 WaffleIron: Foiled again!
Image 162660   02-16-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 162659 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain Thoughts. We'll pray for you, Brain Thoughts.
Score:
767
 
 wolfpk: It took me a few seconds looking this over before I figured out what I was looking at. Instant rad as soon as I figured it out.
 piranharama: I kinda want to watch A New Hope and figure out which rebel pilot just bought it here. (was it Porkins?)
 Shay: He's the asshole that killed Porkins! LET'S GET HIM!!!!
 a robot: Practical effects FTW!
 scribbs: Poor little guy should have stayed on target.
 Bu7Z: Is that the Death Star?
Image 162658   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
554
 
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
Image 162657   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
361
 
 scribbs: @a robot On the plus side, we can appreciate how nice they'd be, teaching us to appreciate little things :-)
 tib gubb: being poor is so cool!
 Warrax: Who the fuck uses a hashtag in a text message?
 a robot: @scribbs Also, anyone with an internet connection can learn that there is no "Kinte people" in Madagascar, or anywhere else for that matter
 scribbs: @Sadbot Dammit :-(
 Sadbot: @scribbs with that attitude, you'll never be a basic white girl with dreadlocks
 scribbs: Sure, they live closer to nature. Anybody in the modern world with a little curiosity and library card or internet connection can learn more about the natural world than any ancient or "primitive" person could possibly know. Plus, a google search suggests strongly that the Madagascar claim is bullshit.
 Bu7Z: How are they closer to the earth? Lying down? In a hole?
Image 162656   02-16-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
420
 
 Jabberwikket: The pet s favorite trick
 flyingBEARfish: Do you mind?
 winwolf: I'm on a boat.
 zennoo: from here to eternity
 WaffleIron: Sex on the beach.
Image 162655   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
387
 
 BILL DOOR: SHE LEFT HER BRASSIERE IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
 wolfpk: Mario through the looking glass.
 Mr. Shine: I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with her nose, but then I saw the rest of her. Yoshi looking hardcore, though.
 Bu7Z: Peachy!
 WaffleIron: Damn, those shrooms must be super.
Image 162654   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Shay
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