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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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1. Felicity
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3. Ulillillia
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8. Air Biscuit
9. apoxia
10. Not A Bot



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205485 DrinkMixMan: Ha, yeah, my girlfriend is pretty white

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
452
 
 LKoroton: Pikachogre
 scribbs: "He's eaten our last three dogs, but he shits magic beans, so we reckon it's fair trade."
 a robot: Mascot's creepy big cousin
 wolfpk: Honestly, I come in piece.
 zennoo: great
Image 162619   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
175
 
 Back Door Dan: @dobbiesdoogs rad for this
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not going to happen
Image 162618   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
424
 
 Warrax: Remove child before washing. Don't slap pandas. Made in China.
 Bu7Z: I had him pegged as a kid who just wants to hang around all day
 WaffleIron: Children have excellent muscle to mass ratios.
 SunWukong: Childline.
 Lestrange: Why not just phone social services? More effective than flying this flag.
 SomeCanadian: Make safe happen
 ignatz: Should really wash the child before drying..
 Elleander: Just hanging out.
Image 162617   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
262
 
 Beef Supreme: F you, sign! I'm a man, which means the world is my urinal.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear penis caught in exclamation point.
 SomeCanadian: The exclamation point is unnecessary
 dobbiesdoogs: okay okay message received!
 ch: Urinate? Suddenly EGG SCISSORS!
 Scoo: "or we cut your balls off!"
Image 162616   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
442
 
 Warrax: @Wet farts Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough.
 scribbs: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....HOORAY! Here's where I packed the butt plugs!
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 WaffleIron: I'm reminded of metalocalypse.
 enfanta: "I can't have your room when you go to college but you still want me too help you move? Sure! I'll help you move!" /grabs pen...
 dobbiesdoogs: it's important to differentiate
 ughjeez: @SunWukong It's really just two of 'em that got folded up a few times.
 SunWukong: Call that long?
 Scoo: Fleishman's Dildos are extra meaty!
 Ulillillia: The bravest warehouse of all.
 chhumphrey: Go on. Leave one of these. Just a short one, even.
Image 162615   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
390
 
 a robot: @Scoo BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL
 Shay: 23 years ahead of its time.
 BILL DOOR: AS AN EXPERT IN SKULLS, I MUST WONDER: WHY DOES BART'S SKULL HAVE SPIKED RIDGES? IS HIS HAIR ACTUALLY OSSIFIED?
 Elleander: VIRTUAAAAAL BAAAAAAART!!!
 chhumphrey: Ahead of their time again?
 Retromancer: Bartman VR.
 Scoo: Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge or GTFO
Image 162614   02-16-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
319
 
 Bu7Z: Oh hey,,why you peekin through the bushes..? Come on in!
 zennoo: love it
 SomeCanadian: Adventure Time getting naughty
 scribbs: "The water's great."
Image 162613   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
698
 
 tib gubb: the man who was blocked by everybody
 Lestrange: This redefines the concept of cowardice
 zennoo: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
 SomeCanadian: I recommend moving to Columbia under the pseudonym 'Juan Cortez' and beginning your new life on the run. @fanny
 fanny:
 fanny: oh god, my student loan company has found me!
Image 162612   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
807
 
 Bu7Z: I can read it, am reading it, still waiting for my lick...
 Wet farts: I caught a lickin' for looking at this.
 duchaschmeremol: OR DOES IT?
 duchaschmeremol: oh wait this doesnt make sense
 duchaschmeremol: pinterest: how to recycle a jeans button
 SunWukong: Same.
 ignatz: High dogishness levels
 Mexico: *gouges out eyes*
 Aemuli: Hey, you found my necklace!
Image 162611   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Lestrange: Does not trust this menu. McDonalds with the kids FTW
 MasterTwig: Charcuterie is one of the biggest rip offs out there. Often $20 or more for a small plate of cheese and crackers.
 Aemuli: Yes, I'd like to try the chef's sausage please... Wait, shoot, now I guess I'm gay. Oh well...better make it 2 orders
Image 162610   02-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
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