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181530  PushyWebsite: They are not as expensive as hiring gaurds from Sodom. @piranharama

181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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a robot uploaded 181772 (729 points)
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15. scribbs: 1560 points
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Score:
452
 
 LKoroton: Pikachogre
 scribbs: "He's eaten our last three dogs, but he shits magic beans, so we reckon it's fair trade."
 a robot: Mascot's creepy big cousin
 wolfpk: Honestly, I come in piece.
 zennoo: great
Image 162619   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
151
 
 Back Door Dan: @dobbiesdoogs rad for this
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not going to happen
Image 162618   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
397
 
 Warrax: Remove child before washing. Don't slap pandas. Made in China.
 Bu7Z: I had him pegged as a kid who just wants to hang around all day
 WaffleIron: Children have excellent muscle to mass ratios.
 SunWukong: Childline.
 Lestrange: Why not just phone social services? More effective than flying this flag.
 SomeCanadian: Make safe happen
 ignatz: Should really wash the child before drying..
 Elleander: Just hanging out.
Image 162617   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
262
 
 Beef Supreme: F you, sign! I'm a man, which means the world is my urinal.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear penis caught in exclamation point.
 SomeCanadian: The exclamation point is unnecessary
 dobbiesdoogs: okay okay message received!
 ch: Urinate? Suddenly EGG SCISSORS!
 Scoo: "or we cut your balls off!"
Image 162616   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
442
 
 Warrax: @Wet farts Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough.
 scribbs: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....HOORAY! Here's where I packed the butt plugs!
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 WaffleIron: I'm reminded of metalocalypse.
 enfanta: "I can't have your room when you go to college but you still want me too help you move? Sure! I'll help you move!" /grabs pen...
 dobbiesdoogs: it's important to differentiate
 ughjeez: @SunWukong It's really just two of 'em that got folded up a few times.
 SunWukong: Call that long?
 Scoo: Fleishman's Dildos are extra meaty!
 Ulillillia: The bravest warehouse of all.
 chhumphrey: Go on. Leave one of these. Just a short one, even.
Image 162615   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
362
 
 a robot: @Scoo BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL
 Shay: 23 years ahead of its time.
 BILL DOOR: AS AN EXPERT IN SKULLS, I MUST WONDER: WHY DOES BART'S SKULL HAVE SPIKED RIDGES? IS HIS HAIR ACTUALLY OSSIFIED?
 Elleander: VIRTUAAAAAL BAAAAAAART!!!
 chhumphrey: Ahead of their time again?
 Retromancer: Bartman VR.
 Scoo: Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge or GTFO
Image 162614   02-16-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
319
 
 Bu7Z: Oh hey,,why you peekin through the bushes..? Come on in!
 zennoo: love it
 SomeCanadian: Adventure Time getting naughty
 scribbs: "The water's great."
Image 162613   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
672
 
 tib gubb: the man who was blocked by everybody
 Lestrange: This redefines the concept of cowardice
 zennoo: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
 SomeCanadian: I recommend moving to Columbia under the pseudonym 'Juan Cortez' and beginning your new life on the run. @fanny
 fanny:
 fanny: oh god, my student loan company has found me!
Image 162612   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
778
 
 Bu7Z: I can read it, am reading it, still waiting for my lick...
 Wet farts: I caught a lickin' for looking at this.
 duchaschmeremol: OR DOES IT?
 duchaschmeremol: oh wait this doesnt make sense
 duchaschmeremol: pinterest: how to recycle a jeans button
 SunWukong: Same.
 ignatz: High dogishness levels
 Mexico: *gouges out eyes*
 Aemuli: Hey, you found my necklace!
Image 162611   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Lestrange: Does not trust this menu. McDonalds with the kids FTW
 MasterTwig: Charcuterie is one of the biggest rip offs out there. Often $20 or more for a small plate of cheese and crackers.
 Aemuli: Yes, I'd like to try the chef's sausage please... Wait, shoot, now I guess I'm gay. Oh well...better make it 2 orders
Image 162610   02-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
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