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163183  carpwoman: A true ('shopped) classic. I love this.

163214  Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Never!

163214  Scoo: Good googly-moogly; put some pants on!

163213  Scoo: Same

163199  Scoo: I'm trying to remember what the realtor told me "beautifully decorated" translates too...

163203  Scoo: "Action" Events

163204  Scoo: Her shirt looks exactly like the linoleum in my parents' bathroom

163212  Ulillillia: Nice hooter

163213  Ulillillia: butthornime

163205  Scoo: I was going to say this look just like my first apartment, but I'm sure it looks like /everyone's/ first apartment

163122  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ah! Thanks for the hint! Couldn't figure out how to sound it out, because I have the musical education of a bucket of hair.

163163  XLY: So close and yet so... so far

163164  XLY: That last panel grin got me good

163194  Skinr: They see me Riven, they hatin'

163172  XLY: Terrifying and terrific

163205  Bu7Z: Huntyr chase?

163211  Mr. Shine: That's one HELL of a House Arrest monitor!

163208  Noremak: "Back when I was your height, there used to be snow and ice everywhere but..."

163136  WaffleIron: Dynamixel servos are simply the worst, but there's no other options on the market at even such a ridiculous price point as dynamixel.

162155  Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*

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163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163090 scribbs: @ASTER Americans will never compete with the Kea until we buckle down and breed intelligent, tool-using squirrels.

163133 Ulillillia: All of these comments have made my freaking day, thank you people.

163183 sparename: @Warrax "I hate meeses to pieces"

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

163173 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.



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11. draakeragon: 2102 points
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Score:
452
 
 LKoroton: Pikachogre
 scribbs: "He's eaten our last three dogs, but he shits magic beans, so we reckon it's fair trade."
 a robot: Mascot's creepy big cousin
 wolfpk: Honestly, I come in piece.
 zennoo: great
Image 162619   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
151
 
 Back Door Dan: @dobbiesdoogs rad for this
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not going to happen
Image 162618   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
397
 
 Warrax: Remove child before washing. Don't slap pandas. Made in China.
 Bu7Z: I had him pegged as a kid who just wants to hang around all day
 WaffleIron: Children have excellent muscle to mass ratios.
 SunWukong: Childline.
 Lestrange: Why not just phone social services? More effective than flying this flag.
 SomeCanadian: Make safe happen
 ignatz: Should really wash the child before drying..
 Elleander: Just hanging out.
Image 162617   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
262
 
 Beef Supreme: F you, sign! I'm a man, which means the world is my urinal.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear penis caught in exclamation point.
 SomeCanadian: The exclamation point is unnecessary
 dobbiesdoogs: okay okay message received!
 ch: Urinate? Suddenly EGG SCISSORS!
 Scoo: "or we cut your balls off!"
Image 162616   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
442
 
 Warrax: @Wet farts Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough.
 scribbs: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....HOORAY! Here's where I packed the butt plugs!
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 WaffleIron: I'm reminded of metalocalypse.
 enfanta: "I can't have your room when you go to college but you still want me too help you move? Sure! I'll help you move!" /grabs pen...
 dobbiesdoogs: it's important to differentiate
 ughjeez: @SunWukong It's really just two of 'em that got folded up a few times.
 SunWukong: Call that long?
 Scoo: Fleishman's Dildos are extra meaty!
 Ulillillia: The bravest warehouse of all.
 chhumphrey: Go on. Leave one of these. Just a short one, even.
Image 162615   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
362
 
 a robot: @Scoo BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL
 Shay: 23 years ahead of its time.
 BILL DOOR: AS AN EXPERT IN SKULLS, I MUST WONDER: WHY DOES BART'S SKULL HAVE SPIKED RIDGES? IS HIS HAIR ACTUALLY OSSIFIED?
 Elleander: VIRTUAAAAAL BAAAAAAART!!!
 chhumphrey: Ahead of their time again?
 Retromancer: Bartman VR.
 Scoo: Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge or GTFO
Image 162614   02-16-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
319
 
 Bu7Z: Oh hey,,why you peekin through the bushes..? Come on in!
 zennoo: love it
 SomeCanadian: Adventure Time getting naughty
 scribbs: "The water's great."
Image 162613   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
651
 
 tib gubb: the man who was blocked by everybody
 Lestrange: This redefines the concept of cowardice
 zennoo: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
 SomeCanadian: I recommend moving to Columbia under the pseudonym 'Juan Cortez' and beginning your new life on the run. @fanny
 fanny:
 fanny: oh god, my student loan company has found me!
Image 162612   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
758
 
 Bu7Z: I can read it, am reading it, still waiting for my lick...
 Wet farts: I caught a lickin' for looking at this.
 duchaschmeremol: OR DOES IT?
 duchaschmeremol: oh wait this doesnt make sense
 duchaschmeremol: pinterest: how to recycle a jeans button
 SunWukong: Same.
 ignatz: High dogishness levels
 Mexico: *gouges out eyes*
 Aemuli: Hey, you found my necklace!
Image 162611   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Lestrange: Does not trust this menu. McDonalds with the kids FTW
 MasterTwig: Charcuterie is one of the biggest rip offs out there. Often $20 or more for a small plate of cheese and crackers.
 Aemuli: Yes, I'd like to try the chef's sausage please... Wait, shoot, now I guess I'm gay. Oh well...better make it 2 orders
Image 162610   02-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
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