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169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

169420  Dresdenkeogh: *in my best bandicoot impression * "WOAH" OOGA OOGA

169330  Hokie333: Later, shitlord.

169389  Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job

169415  Dr Awkward: "Time to make the genocides!"

169421  Dresdenkeogh: Photo of opportunity, photo opportunity.

169410  DrinkMixMan: I can perform 930,000 trillion calculations per second, but I cannot comprehend this thing you call... love. Oh, wait, no, I just figured it out!

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1. SomeCanadian
2. Scoo
3. Peter Pantsless
4. Robespierre
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6. Mr. Butt
7. a robot
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9. KrazyKat
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169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free



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DrinkMixMan uploaded 169331 (845 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (828 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (800 points)
wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
Largehand uploaded 169217 (770 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (756 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169328 (750 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (736 points)


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 3. SunWukong: 5750 points
 4. enfanta: 5726 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4814 points
 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
15. Mexico: 1885 points
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Score:
452
 
 LKoroton: Pikachogre
 scribbs: "He's eaten our last three dogs, but he shits magic beans, so we reckon it's fair trade."
 a robot: Mascot's creepy big cousin
 wolfpk: Honestly, I come in piece.
 zennoo: great
Image 162619   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
151
 
 Back Door Dan: @dobbiesdoogs rad for this
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not going to happen
Image 162618   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
397
 
 Warrax: Remove child before washing. Don't slap pandas. Made in China.
 Bu7Z: I had him pegged as a kid who just wants to hang around all day
 WaffleIron: Children have excellent muscle to mass ratios.
 SunWukong: Childline.
 Lestrange: Why not just phone social services? More effective than flying this flag.
 SomeCanadian: Make safe happen
 ignatz: Should really wash the child before drying..
 Elleander: Just hanging out.
Image 162617   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
262
 
 Beef Supreme: F you, sign! I'm a man, which means the world is my urinal.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear penis caught in exclamation point.
 SomeCanadian: The exclamation point is unnecessary
 dobbiesdoogs: okay okay message received!
 ch: Urinate? Suddenly EGG SCISSORS!
 Scoo: "or we cut your balls off!"
Image 162616   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
442
 
 Warrax: @Wet farts Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough.
 scribbs: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....HOORAY! Here's where I packed the butt plugs!
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 Wet farts: Dildos, dildos, dildos, LONG dildos, dildos....UGGGH! Where did I pack the butt plugs?
 WaffleIron: I'm reminded of metalocalypse.
 enfanta: "I can't have your room when you go to college but you still want me too help you move? Sure! I'll help you move!" /grabs pen...
 dobbiesdoogs: it's important to differentiate
 ughjeez: @SunWukong It's really just two of 'em that got folded up a few times.
 SunWukong: Call that long?
 Scoo: Fleishman's Dildos are extra meaty!
 Ulillillia: The bravest warehouse of all.
 chhumphrey: Go on. Leave one of these. Just a short one, even.
Image 162615   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
362
 
 a robot: @Scoo BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL
 Shay: 23 years ahead of its time.
 BILL DOOR: AS AN EXPERT IN SKULLS, I MUST WONDER: WHY DOES BART'S SKULL HAVE SPIKED RIDGES? IS HIS HAIR ACTUALLY OSSIFIED?
 Elleander: VIRTUAAAAAL BAAAAAAART!!!
 chhumphrey: Ahead of their time again?
 Retromancer: Bartman VR.
 Scoo: Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge or GTFO
Image 162614   02-16-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
319
 
 Bu7Z: Oh hey,,why you peekin through the bushes..? Come on in!
 zennoo: love it
 SomeCanadian: Adventure Time getting naughty
 scribbs: "The water's great."
Image 162613   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
672
 
 tib gubb: the man who was blocked by everybody
 Lestrange: This redefines the concept of cowardice
 zennoo: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
 SomeCanadian: I recommend moving to Columbia under the pseudonym 'Juan Cortez' and beginning your new life on the run. @fanny
 fanny:
 fanny: oh god, my student loan company has found me!
Image 162612   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
778
 
 Bu7Z: I can read it, am reading it, still waiting for my lick...
 Wet farts: I caught a lickin' for looking at this.
 duchaschmeremol: OR DOES IT?
 duchaschmeremol: oh wait this doesnt make sense
 duchaschmeremol: pinterest: how to recycle a jeans button
 SunWukong: Same.
 ignatz: High dogishness levels
 Mexico: *gouges out eyes*
 Aemuli: Hey, you found my necklace!
Image 162611   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Lestrange: Does not trust this menu. McDonalds with the kids FTW
 MasterTwig: Charcuterie is one of the biggest rip offs out there. Often $20 or more for a small plate of cheese and crackers.
 Aemuli: Yes, I'd like to try the chef's sausage please... Wait, shoot, now I guess I'm gay. Oh well...better make it 2 orders
Image 162610   02-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
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