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176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Score:
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 bardberries: @Starky15 I wish I could rad vote this more than once.
 Starky15: Awesome comments from the peanut gallery. As a guy who's done the job for 19 years and missed warm dinners, birthdays, anniversaries and precious moments, it's nice to see guys taking the time inbetween calls to get cards for the special women in their lives.
 Noremak: I support uniformed sevrices and this picture is nice.
 Ronick: Do stores sell mothers day cards all year round?
 hajjpodge: Looking for apology cards to send the families of all the unarmed black men they've killed.
 Robespierre: @Musician Then they must be the Alabama State Troupers!
 Musician: That's an Alabama patch on their arms
 Cami: I wonder if they decorate a paper bag and tape it to the edge of their desk as a Valentine mailbox.
 whiplash: Donut shop wasn't open yet.
 Lestrange: Better do it boys or #162153
 tokyopig: looks like they're about to unzip and pee on those greeting cards.
 Butcherboy: STOP! In the name of love
 Meow: @Bu7Z Somehow I doubt they've ever been sorry about that
 SomeCanadian: LoL. Dark. @Bu7Z
 Bu7Z: Where is the section for "sorry I shot your unarmed son" cards?
 dobbiesdoogs: after the picture was taken and immediately posted to social media, the rest of alabama saw their chance to commit all of the crimes
Image 162147   02-14-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
572
 
 XLY: I feel smarter already
 Robespierre: Hey, where they keep the wind-up Solar System?
 petepuma: This is the photonegative of an Ikea catalog
 antipatterns: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
 tokyopig: Needs more globes, celestial spheres, and clocks.
 Meow: Seated in the far back is some dick on his nook
 SomeCanadian: Oooh! Ostentatious.
 jochenau: And this is just the card catalog!
 Mr. Shine: I want this!
Image 162146   02-14-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
248
 
 Zukero: I first thought it was some kind of monopoly card.
 Gomi Day: @a robot a batman villain took the picture.
 a robot: I don't get why this image is all wonky. Was that supposed to make it more visually interesting? It didn't work.
 funny in the wall: yes, for it is unbecomming and unpatriotic to question our betters
 whiplash: Shut up and take my money! Wait, no--shut up and don't take my money! I'll walk to Hawaii!
 SomeCanadian: Yes. @AverageJoe
 tib gubb: trolled
 AverageJoe: are those canadian or us dollars?
 dobbiesdoogs: hmmmm
Image 162145   02-14-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
140
 
 FatTigerWoods: Ouch.
 WTF: @tokyopig @Borkf @a sedated moose This movie can be summed up with "Tentacles penetrating orifices"
 tokyopig: @Borkf Yeah it makes me sad its being retroactively trashed these days. For its time it was basically the Doom movie, and a hell of a lot better than the Doom movie we got. You even see some millennial bloggers saying stuff like even the deleted scenes couldn't have saved it... its just frustrating.
 a sedated moose: Where we're going, we don't need eyes.
 Borkf: Event Horizon is freaky.
 SomeCanadian: The heartbreak of psoriasis.
 ignatz: Never steal a cat toy..
Image 162144   02-14-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
262
 
 Robespierre: Calling Peter Max...
 Dunky Luker: Whomst've can get me that acid
Image 162143   02-14-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
600
 
 Zampano: damn thats smart. ima bout to cut my leg off so i too can get free slurpees for life!!!!
 White Rice: @dobbiesdoogs fun fact: when they do their "bring in your own cup" promotion there is 1 restriction, and that's that the container can fit through an opening in a cardboard standee they've got by the machines (their intention: no cups too large; reality: put it through on its side, only has to be narrow enough, screw length/height limits!). So, unless the upper part of the leg is too large, he could conceivably put it through the opening, showing that it complies with the rule. That was more text than I needed to type out regarding 7-11 & their slurpee regulations.
 Lestrange: Ugh moronic double post due to moron bug
 Lestrange: @whiplash Radded it just because you made me laugh.
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian Wait...Canadians have prehensile tongues? This explains so much...
 SomeCanadian: What you don't have a prehensile tongue? Weirdo. @jochenau
 jochenau: Does that seriously say "curl your tongue around the straw and feed a friend"?
 Mr. Whiskers: Fill that thing with sugar water, you might lose the other one!
 dobbiesdoogs: nothing in the rules says you can't do that
 whiplash: Boy, you sure drink a lot! Got a hollow leg?
Image 162142   02-14-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
260
 
 tokyopig: Cow and Chicken animation team guidelines: "NO 90 DEGREE ANGLES ANYWHERE AT ANYTIME"
 Ulillillia: Mmm, Slurpees.
 RiderFan: Ah, the very first episode of Cow & Chicken.
Image 162141   02-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
206
 
 Zukero: @petepuma it's the white trash version.
 petepuma: I don't remember this from Thriller
 SpaceCow: This was before he'd settle down, put on weight and find a love for Guitar Hero.
 zodiacflash: Near Dark was nearly a good movie...
 Bu7Z: Finger lick in' good
 Dunky Luker: vogue
 Supermansbrother: That Glamour Shots on 7th ave in Escape From New York New York did pretty well after the place got turned into a big prison.
 whiplash: Hi! I'm here to take your daughter to prom!
Image 162140   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
72
 
 tib gubb: it's a bad button for your keyboard for the truly streamlined friendly spaceship experience
 SomeCanadian: I'm not sure what this is, but I think it's sexist.
Image 162139   02-14-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
422
 
 Kim: Sauce?
 SpaceCow: "Zoque! These humans are out of their element and asphyxiating! We must get them back to their ship, post haste!"
 Lestrange: Utopian novels.
 Dunky Luker: This is why I'm afraid of tapeworms
 tib gubb: German Crono Trigger
 whiplash: Attack of the Beet Men.
 SomeCanadian: Oh God, it's 6th grade health class all over again.
 tritium: Ah, the planet of Terra O'Keefe.
Image 162138   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
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