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205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

205158  Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.

205135  CheezGrater: as a soldier this is so true. Ive fallen asleep on rocks using a bigger rock wrapped in a t-shirt as a pillow

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3. Robespierre
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205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
12. Slickbrew: 1737 points
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Score:
255
 
 Ironass: ...is a very, very, very fine house.
 addend: A repainted Pier 1 truck.
 tokyopig: @scribbs That's madness!
 scribbs: @tokyopig Needed that. Thanks :-)
 tokyopig: in the middle of ARSTREET
Image 162101   02-13-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
542
 
 SpaceCow: Still not as good as "Solar Conflict".
 Whatever: The power source of the Death Star is a kid on a bike?
 AverageJoe: Khaaaaaaaaaan!
 tib gubb: the ultimate mashup
 Teechur: @Theta Zero I've seen that joke 42 times and it's still gives me Deep Thoughts.
 Theta Zero: "Use the force, Harry." Gandalf, from Star Treck
Image 162100   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
86
 
 Sadbot: And here's Flabby McHairline to improve the view of this natural beauty
 tokyopig: A bit nippy.
 scribbs: I knew a guy who got his driver's license wearing a shirt of that exact same color. The end result was that on his license, he looked like a floating head. He was an asshole, but his driver's license was fantastic.
Image 162099   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
384
 
 Prostata: peegs dont liek pizza
 Dunky Luker: We prayed and prayed, but we never thought this day would actually come
 a robot: The piggos seem unsure of what to do here
 illBilliam: Shoo! Get away from my wife, vermin!
 tokyopig: Excellent... the obese-o-matic works on guinea pigs! Quickly Igor, aim the coils at the North American continent... now full power!
Image 162098   02-13-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
169
 
 Dunky Luker: This is my go-to line when I'm having sex
 Amy Housewine: Three whole kilobytes.
 jochenau: I have so many questions but the one I'll ask is whether that's supposed to be a nun.
 illBilliam: 3k and a free Summer is very disproportionate.
 Mexico: Also drugs. All of the drugs.
Image 162097   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
278
 
 WaffleIron: @Dunky Luker : Doesn't conservation of mass apply? Or is his hair magical? I would like to have magical hair.
 Dunky Luker: If he ate his ramen-noodle hair, he would have gained an extra 5
 AverageJoe: he got back to 302.2 the next morning, after two hours in the toilet
 a robot: @ch Probably he farted, then fell asleep. Not worth the clickbait click
 ch: Then he sat down again and you'll never guess what happened
 Red: "it's all muscle," he said when asked about it
 Ulillillia: Big Wood
 WaffleIron: Conspicuous consumption knows no bounds!
Image 162096   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
293
 
 hearsegirl: @Skaalar there wolf
 whiplash: The Wolfman has just stepped out for a moment. Please amuse yourselves by looking at this cemetery entrance gate.
 illBilliam: Oh no just a full moon and an out of place arched entryway leading to nowhere. Sorry didn't mean to alarm everyone.
 Skaalar: Where?
 scribbs: @DrinkMixMan Werewolves of London
 DrinkMixMan: Ah-OOO!
Image 162095   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
215
 
 suckit: my sides hurt @WaffleIron
 RiderFan: Rather see Aerobics since you're actively doing something.
 EvilOtter: Resist capitalism with yoga. For money.
 LieutenantTofu: No.
 WaffleIron: Heeeellllooo gas line!
Image 162094   02-13-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
175
 
 addend: One is upside-down. The other is sideways.
 scribbs: @San DoDo Dammit! Outfoxed again.
 tokyopig: What's black and white and polychromatic all over?
 San DoDo: @scribbs same plus 1$
 scribbs: ELEVENTY-MILLION Dollars!!!!1!
Image 162093   02-13-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
581
 
 whiplash: It's the thought that counts. I thought, why spend more on this girl I'm breaking up with next week?
 LieutenantTofu: This reminds me of the big white cans with SOUP on them in big block letters. Not terribly romantic
 Ulillillia: @illBilliam I gave up many Valentine's Days ago
 illBilliam: I give up
 illBilliam: Whoops, I mean, 5.99!!!!!
 illBilliam: *Looks at price on back* $5.99!!!!!
Image 162092   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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