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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

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175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Score:
255
 
 Ironass: ...is a very, very, very fine house.
 addend: A repainted Pier 1 truck.
 tokyopig: @scribbs That's madness!
 scribbs: @tokyopig Needed that. Thanks :-)
 tokyopig: in the middle of ARSTREET
Image 162101   02-13-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
542
 
 SpaceCow: Still not as good as "Solar Conflict".
 Whatever: The power source of the Death Star is a kid on a bike?
 AverageJoe: Khaaaaaaaaaan!
 tib gubb: the ultimate mashup
 Teechur: @Theta Zero I've seen that joke 42 times and it's still gives me Deep Thoughts.
 Theta Zero: "Use the force, Harry." Gandalf, from Star Treck
Image 162100   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
86
 
 Sadbot: And here's Flabby McHairline to improve the view of this natural beauty
 tokyopig: A bit nippy.
 scribbs: I knew a guy who got his driver's license wearing a shirt of that exact same color. The end result was that on his license, he looked like a floating head. He was an asshole, but his driver's license was fantastic.
Image 162099   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
384
 
 Prostata: peegs dont liek pizza
 Dunky Luker: We prayed and prayed, but we never thought this day would actually come
 a robot: The piggos seem unsure of what to do here
 illBilliam: Shoo! Get away from my wife, vermin!
 tokyopig: Excellent... the obese-o-matic works on guinea pigs! Quickly Igor, aim the coils at the North American continent... now full power!
Image 162098   02-13-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
169
 
 Dunky Luker: This is my go-to line when I'm having sex
 Amy Housewine: Three whole kilobytes.
 jochenau: I have so many questions but the one I'll ask is whether that's supposed to be a nun.
 illBilliam: 3k and a free Summer is very disproportionate.
 Mexico: Also drugs. All of the drugs.
Image 162097   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
278
 
 WaffleIron: @Dunky Luker : Doesn't conservation of mass apply? Or is his hair magical? I would like to have magical hair.
 Dunky Luker: If he ate his ramen-noodle hair, he would have gained an extra 5
 AverageJoe: he got back to 302.2 the next morning, after two hours in the toilet
 a robot: @ch Probably he farted, then fell asleep. Not worth the clickbait click
 ch: Then he sat down again and you'll never guess what happened
 Red: "it's all muscle," he said when asked about it
 Ulillillia: Big Wood
 WaffleIron: Conspicuous consumption knows no bounds!
Image 162096   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
293
 
 hearsegirl: @Skaalar there wolf
 whiplash: The Wolfman has just stepped out for a moment. Please amuse yourselves by looking at this cemetery entrance gate.
 illBilliam: Oh no just a full moon and an out of place arched entryway leading to nowhere. Sorry didn't mean to alarm everyone.
 Skaalar: Where?
 scribbs: @DrinkMixMan Werewolves of London
 DrinkMixMan: Ah-OOO!
Image 162095   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
215
 
 suckit: my sides hurt @WaffleIron
 RiderFan: Rather see Aerobics since you're actively doing something.
 EvilOtter: Resist capitalism with yoga. For money.
 LieutenantTofu: No.
 WaffleIron: Heeeellllooo gas line!
Image 162094   02-13-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
175
 
 addend: One is upside-down. The other is sideways.
 scribbs: @San DoDo Dammit! Outfoxed again.
 tokyopig: What's black and white and polychromatic all over?
 San DoDo: @scribbs same plus 1$
 scribbs: ELEVENTY-MILLION Dollars!!!!1!
Image 162093   02-13-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
581
 
 whiplash: It's the thought that counts. I thought, why spend more on this girl I'm breaking up with next week?
 LieutenantTofu: This reminds me of the big white cans with SOUP on them in big block letters. Not terribly romantic
 Ulillillia: @illBilliam I gave up many Valentine's Days ago
 illBilliam: I give up
 illBilliam: Whoops, I mean, 5.99!!!!!
 illBilliam: *Looks at price on back* $5.99!!!!!
Image 162092   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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