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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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Score:
356
 
 maura: This service animal thing is getting out of control
 Dunky Luker: Hi yes I was led to believe there were apples here? I am a horse, that is the joke.
 addend: When your girlfriend wants a new iPad.
 Wet farts: Apple Jack visits the Apple Store.
 tokyopig: Damnit Jenkins you're not gonna sell mac one without learning how to spot a buyer. You see that customer over there? Now there's a customer that's ready to pony up. Get in there and make it happen Jenkins.
 Mad Collager: Apple can get people to pony up to them no matter what.
 AstoriaBum: "Pardon me. I'm a little hoarse."
 WaffleIron: Shetland is a literal name, it's gonna shit all over that land.
Image 162081   02-13-17   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
278
 
 petepuma: nice job spending 13 seconds on the sign
 Headoftheclass: @AstoriaBum me too. All those damn bake goods!
 AstoriaBum: I think I know what distracted him into taking a spill.
 wolfskin: Pirouetting at 2006 yrs old? RAD!
Image 162080   02-13-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
435
 
 communist: Bummed
 AverageJoe: it would have been more violent if it was a guy
 Yam: Why so sad, fella!?
 White Rice: Just hope he hasn't had any pepperoni recently.
 Urn BooUrn: This is a good place to sit. I will sit here.
Image 162079   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
279
 
 Dunky Luker: And it's still $30 at Walgreens???
 Lestrange: Move to plan C
 Lestrange: Move to plan C
 au bon pain: Plan a was a ramp
 Teechur: Plan See might have been a good idea, too.
 tokyopig: This bee movie meme is off the rails.
 WaffleIron: Looks like someone chickened out. Next time more gas, less brake.
 marxist: I'll stick with plan A
Image 162078   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
186
 
 AverageJoe: anywhere anytime
 Jolly Well: Except "nowhere eventually" is also accurate
 The Bees: Yep, that's where I'll be
 Knice: My answer to "Well, where do you remember seeing it last?"
Image 162077   02-13-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
261
 
 Yttermayn : "Tell us what you thought of this." Not much.
Image 162076   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
268
 
 BavidDowie: Dooooooooooooome!
 2Berries: Lets build the wall!
 Commodore 64: My god! It's a cosmic rebirth! @Urn BooUrn
 Urn BooUrn: Kaneda!!! Tetsuoooo!!!
 tokyopig: Ever looked at the world through someone else's prescription glasses? Well that's what much of New York city felt like the day god dropped his contact lens.
 Butcherboy: Call the sandmen. We have a runner!
 WaffleIron: But not the park? Barbarians.
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think that's Springfield
Image 162075   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: @tokyopig It isn't. It's not a "space" per se, it's a "folding" through a dimension we can't perceive - it just looks like a space because your mind "fills in the blanks" and translates a 2D metaphor into a 3D "shape". And now my head hurts.
 addend: #162112.
 jochenau: A Wrinkle in Time
 scribbs: @Bu7Z You'd be surprised at my ability to fuck things up.
 funy speling: @scribbs but it's a shortcut, you should be early
 Headoftheclass: @tokyopig creamy filling!
 tokyopig: I see, and the space in between the folded layers of space is called...?
 grizzly: Wyrmwhole
 scribbs: "...and THAT'S why I'm late for work."
Image 162074   02-13-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
439
 
 Suburbanmom: One minute...I must levitate
 Dunky Luker: This is what you get when you take an ad slip from a doctor's waiting room
 EvilOtter: Seventh Day Hoppists know the bible MEANT to say "Faith, Hop and Charity. But the greatest of these is Hop."
 Winterneuro: Come on people. None of you recognize an Amish Quilt of Levitation???
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 tokyopig: That moment when you're trying to levitate but instead all four legs of your bed inexplicably collapse at the same exact moment.
 tritium: A practitioner of the ancient art of bouncing on the bed.
Image 162073   02-13-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
470
 
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, the other's looking at the soda machine.
 fanny: and ps how inbred is this poor fuck?
 fanny: mutt mug
Image 162072   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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