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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Score:
1013
 
 Dunky Luker: Wow the google doodle today is really hi-res
 Greek Fire: Man, the world is weird.
 BavidDowie: Dragonscale flask - 80gp
 jochenau: Attack of the Living Spruce Cones
 ChubbyBuddy: yer anglin' for a pangolin'
 tib gubb: artichoke lizard
 SunWukong: Armoured mlem.
Image 161944   02-13-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
307
 
 Dunky Luker: when he cums on your face and it gets in your eye
 TurdFerguson: Needs more camo.
 Warrax: Is this that "dropping the bass" I've heard so much about?
 Shay: A touching tribute to the movies Alien and Gone Fishin'.
 Mr. Whiskers: Wow, Wilson's grown up a lot since that Castaway movie
 tib gubb: GET FISH'D SON
 Lestrange: I don't want to sound bitchy, but Jesus, that entire guy's wardrobe.
 SomeCanadian: Well-timed shot is well-timed.
Image 161943   02-13-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
303
 
 WaffleIron: [HARD DRIVE NOISES AND UNNECESSARY BEEPING]
 ch: "Darcy I'm going to need you to pull up the floor plans of the bank on your computer, but in the 80s" "On it"
 LKoroton: Frank Tron Wright
Image 161942   02-13-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
1051
 
 werterland: I'm so torn. I want to RAD this because, well, superpoop, but I feel compelled to BAD for the watermark being cropped out.
 Scoo: @a robot Hey, now. Train serves a useful purpose: to make mediocre bands look better in comparison.
 a robot: @Scoo ....said no one ever
 hajjpodge: The train is fine.
 Scoo: Paid money want hear Drops of Jupiter and Meet Virginia where is Train?
 tib gubb: what you gave is the illusion of value, jerkhead trainhouse writer
 redpeepee: "I'm sorry" said Thomas. "I don't want to hear your excuses Thomas" said the fat controller.
 Chocolate Pain: Drews "superpoop" needs to make a comeback.
 wolfpupy: Friendly spaceshippers hate caption. Brunkey not care, Brunkry give rad for good caption.
 Peach Toddler: How is train formed?
Image 161941   02-13-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
392
 
 LieutenantTofu: Who is this cute mascot?
 LieutenantTofu: Cheer up, dead well girl! Have a ring pop.
 Starky15: Ok, it's a deal, the whole team dies, then we can replace them with people who'll win. Perfect.
 BavidDowie: m'nightmare
 SunWukong: SamaRad.
 Headoftheclass: If you like it then you shoulda put a Ring on it
 AverageJoe: that explains why Samara's parents drown her in the well...
Image 161940   02-13-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
637
 
 BavidDowie: "But...how can we be OUT of Coke?"
 Knice: Awwe, come 'ere, cutie!! *gets mauled*
 Ironass: He's bear naked!
Image 161939   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
996
 
 Mr. Whiskers: This is actually a true Florida story. Just replace "Dog" with "Meth addict", "Wearing" with "Attacking" and "Sunglasses" with "An assistant manager at Walmart with a stolen donkey skull"
 XLY: I'd believe it about any state except florida, almost had me tho
 Lestrange: Rad for obvious plant
 hapi papi: But that dog isn't wearing sunglasses...
 tib gubb: now we can all rest easy, knowing that humanity's potential has been achieved
 piranharama: Cannot rad this enough. Will rad it at work too for good measure.
Image 161938   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
217
 
 ch: The 80s: The Triptych Triptych
Image 161937   02-13-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
233
 
 carpwoman: Is that the Adult Swim "in Satans service" chick? God, what a stupid show.
 Bill Rye: Buffy Sainte-Marie!!
 mammal883: Is she eating a fish tail first?
 AverageJoe: damn! I should buy a new vga...
Image 161936   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
309
 
 ppr4: @Queeblo uh huh
 Scoo: @AverageJoe Required, however if you do this with honeydew it has to be a green thong, etc.
 Scoo: Classic Bridget!
 Queeblo: ..and break both ankles!
 AverageJoe: is the red thong required or optional?
Image 161935   02-13-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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