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175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

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175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?



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imaginary gf uploaded 175743 (816 points)
bromide uploaded 175735 (787 points)
a robot uploaded 175631 (764 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 175803 (758 points)
genius uploaded 175715 (719 points)
cenecia uploaded 175587 (713 points)
Mafallin uploaded 175880 (702 points)
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 6. Supermansbrother: 3021 points
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10. Mexico: 1398 points
11. nerdhulk: 1325 points
12. Warrax: 1246 points
13. Wumph Morms: 1246 points
14. Borkf: 1206 points
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Score:
459
 
 Spazstatic: Everything's better with goo... Wait a second...
 WaffleIron: There's a Hitchcock movie about this.
 LKoroton: Don't laugh. This is a mutant predator pigeon
 Bu7Z: Zoidbird
 Theta Zero: Why pigeons don't have forward facing eyes
Image 161934   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
322
 
 DrinkMixMan: custom kitchen deliverays
 Annoying Vegan : @AgentView I had that sewing machine!
 XLY: looks like a janky microsoft font to me
 AgentView: I remember that Barbie furniture! It was part of a wind-up line with things like a sewing machine and washing machine...
Image 161933   02-13-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
205
 
 Scoo: Microwave
 BavidDowie: New Stranger Things looking good
Image 161932   02-13-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
273
 
 Headoftheclass: (Lionel Richie singing) Oh, what a feeling! Got a man train on the ceiling...
 whiplash: Of all the bros in the club, Chad was the only one who was Raptured.
 whiplash: "I have to go now, my planet needs me." *distant voice heard from space* "NO WE DON'T."
 Fishy: The red thong is entirely optional.
Image 161931   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
525
 
 Wookiee: Do you think you could get a pizza with fried chicken and nacho cheese?
 a robot: God damn it, I want to drunkenly carbo-load on breadsticks and nachos now
 AverageJoe: I'm not loving it
Image 161930   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
282
 
 Bu7Z: Are... You gonna eat that?
 SunWukong: Bloody hipsters.
 AverageJoe: Fatality
Image 161929   02-13-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
774
 
 hat thrab: @Theta Zero SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
 werterland: A device like that could possibly also be used to indicate if you'd like to get in front of me in the lane I'm in, so I could give you the appropriate amount of room to keep us both safe!
 Scoo: I like to put on my 4-ways so people know I'm reserving the right to turn either direction
 Jabberwikket: Imma coming up on the turn bob, start throwing bricks at the nearby cars
 Bu7Z: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FLASHING LIGHTS ARE FOR, DISCO PARTIES?
 Kim: Thanks Hank.
 WaffleIron: @Theta Zero : everywhere but Germany in my experience
 Theta Zero: Driving in California
Image 161928   02-13-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
353
 
 Dunky Luker: Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine
 hearsegirl: kachina drill, little known native american dentist god
 LKoroton: Disco kachina?
 Bu7Z: @Kim dancin bacon buddy
 Kim: Bacon buddy!
 annterland: "I had a dream about eatin Meat Man. I think I'm gonna stop eatin Meat Man."
Image 161927   02-13-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
620
 
 Dunky Luker: I know this is an ooooold joke, but... my nachos is very confused.
 Wet farts: Baberaham Lincoln.
 Bast Relief: All ready to confuse some nachoss, yeah!
 grizzly: It's actually young Darwin.
 Niels Bohr: Don't come in, emancipatin'!
 Science: String Lincini
 Sandor: I'd four score with Abe
 BavidDowie: I have the weirdest log cabin right now, if we're being honest.
 guest: Hey Blinkin
 whiplash: Stupid Sexy Lincoln!
 Teechur: I wonder where exactly she lives in Gettysburg.
 Ironass: These "sexy" costumes are getting out of hand.
 Cami: I have mixed feelings about this.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* "If she were a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!"
 addend: Babe Lincoln. Hope she's going to a costume party, not a play.
Image 161926   02-13-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
246
 
 DrinkMixMan: @well duh Yeah, what's the dill with that?
 Niels Bohr: They're not cumin back.
 well duh: It makes me sad when people can't even get their own made up, lazy-speech slang word correct.
 Borkf: @addend Sage advice.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 addend: You'll get over it. Give it thyme.
Image 161925   02-13-17   Uploaded by    happier
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