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210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?



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Score:
459
 
 Spazstatic: Everything's better with goo... Wait a second...
 WaffleIron: There's a Hitchcock movie about this.
 LKoroton: Don't laugh. This is a mutant predator pigeon
 east bay: Zoidbird
 Theta Zero: Why pigeons don't have forward facing eyes
Image 161934   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
322
 
 DrinkMixMan: custom kitchen deliverays
 Annoying Vegan : @AgentView I had that sewing machine!
 XLY: looks like a janky microsoft font to me
 AgentView: I remember that Barbie furniture! It was part of a wind-up line with things like a sewing machine and washing machine...
Image 161933   02-13-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
205
 
 Scoo: Microwave
 BavidDowie: New Stranger Things looking good
Image 161932   02-13-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
298
 
 Headoftheclass: (Lionel Richie singing) Oh, what a feeling! Got a man train on the ceiling...
 whiplash: Of all the bros in the club, Chad was the only one who was Raptured.
 whiplash: "I have to go now, my planet needs me." *distant voice heard from space* "NO WE DON'T."
 Fishy: The red thong is entirely optional.
Image 161931   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
551
 
 Wookiee: Do you think you could get a pizza with fried chicken and nacho cheese?
 a robot: God damn it, I want to drunkenly carbo-load on breadsticks and nachos now
 AverageJoe: I'm not loving it
Image 161930   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
282
 
 pleasing: Are... You gonna eat that?
 SunWukong: Bloody hipsters.
 AverageJoe: Fatality
Image 161929   02-13-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
774
 
 hat thrab: @Theta Zero SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
 werterland: A device like that could possibly also be used to indicate if you'd like to get in front of me in the lane I'm in, so I could give you the appropriate amount of room to keep us both safe!
 Scoo: I like to put on my 4-ways so people know I'm reserving the right to turn either direction
 Jabberwikket: Imma coming up on the turn bob, start throwing bricks at the nearby cars
 Emoji: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FLASHING LIGHTS ARE FOR, DISCO PARTIES?
 Kim: Thanks Hank.
 WaffleIron: @Theta Zero : everywhere but Germany in my experience
 Theta Zero: Driving in California
Image 161928   02-13-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
353
 
 Dunky Luker: Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine
 hearsegirl: kachina drill, little known native american dentist god
 LKoroton: Disco kachina?
 afroking: @Kim dancin bacon buddy
 Kim: Bacon buddy!
 annterland: "I had a dream about eatin Meat Man. I think I'm gonna stop eatin Meat Man."
Image 161927   02-13-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
645
 
 Dunky Luker: I know this is an ooooold joke, but... my nachos is very confused.
 Wet farts: Baberaham Lincoln.
 Bast Relief: All ready to confuse some nachoss, yeah!
 grizzly: It's actually young Darwin.
 Niels Bohr: Don't come in, emancipatin'!
 Science: String Lincini
 Sandor: I'd four score with Abe
 BavidDowie: I have the weirdest log cabin right now, if we're being honest.
 guest: Hey Blinkin
 whiplash: Stupid Sexy Lincoln!
 Teechur: I wonder where exactly she lives in Gettysburg.
 Ironass: These "sexy" costumes are getting out of hand.
 Cami: I have mixed feelings about this.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* "If she were a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!"
 addend: Babe Lincoln. Hope she's going to a costume party, not a play.
Image 161926   02-13-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
246
 
 DrinkMixMan: @well duh Yeah, what's the dill with that?
 Niels Bohr: They're not cumin back.
 well duh: It makes me sad when people can't even get their own made up, lazy-speech slang word correct.
 Borkf: @addend Sage advice.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 addend: You'll get over it. Give it thyme.
Image 161925   02-13-17   Uploaded by    happier
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