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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258568 VoR: Super glue

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous



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Score:
246
 
 DrinkMixMan: @well duh Yeah, what's the dill with that?
 Niels Bohr: They're not cumin back.
 well duh: It makes me sad when people can't even get their own made up, lazy-speech slang word correct.
 Borkf: @addend Sage advice.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 addend: You'll get over it. Give it thyme.
Image 161925   02-13-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
147
 
 brutal: Quack, damn you
 Dick Inspector: False.
 breadtoaster: This is a yellow toy duck.
 Amy Housewine: You have been visited by The Duck Of Truth.
Image 161924   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
144
 
 DrinkMixMan: I fucking love Moby
 addend: Aphex Twin.
Image 161923   02-13-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
851
 
 Dunky Luker: Damn junkies
 isosceleswaffle: Somehow newborn ANYTHING never sets off my cute alarm unless they're vaguely obviously somewhat independent... in this case, milky kitten derp eyes ruin it. Babies, mang.
 hearsegirl: walleye kitten sees you in both directions
 Bast Relief: That one in the back...
 XLY: start em young or their melange dependency won't hit til adolescence
 AverageJoe: why is there a syringe on the milk? are you doping your kittens to make them cuter?
 Amy Housewine: Awww, Kitty. Why the wide face?
 ch: salted caramel hypo-injector really adds a special "zazz" to otherwise boring milk for widdle kitties [SFX: screechy guitar solo] "GET THAT SALTEDDDDDDDD ... CARAMEL!!!!!!"
 jochenau: The cuteness is reaching critical levels! Administer 10ccs of milk, stat!
Image 161922   02-13-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
403
 
 Queeblo: God doesn't play dice, but Death on the other hand..
 jazzjunkie: The sound of rolling dice is music to my ears; 'cause I'm a gamblin' boogie man although I don't play fair
 Amy Housewine: Rolling the bones.
Image 161921   02-13-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
414
 
 Dunky Luker: this is def something the ancient egyptians did
 BILL DOOR: SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE STYLE.
 whiplash: He died like he lived, sleeping at the wheel.
 Ironass: He rollin', they hatin'.
 ChubbyBuddy: man this dead guy sure know how to live
 Kim: I dig it.
 Sadbot: I won't see you end in ashes. You're all consumers. We'll make advertisements from their corpses. We are Diamond Dogs...err, I mean, Consumer Whores.
 addend: No, no, no, no, no.
Image 161920   02-13-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
35
 
 enfanta: Don't let nature see that! ::shudder::
 White Rice: This sucks!
Image 161919   02-13-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
428
 
 hearsegirl: Sleepy thinking bout dat ass tho...
 LKoroton: Mickey took off his mask
 whiplash: Do you want to fly, little girl? Just buy 50 more balloons from my friend here.
 jazzjunkie: RAD for reminding me of an untarnished moment from childhood!
Image 161918   02-13-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
180
 
 Queeblo: Alexey Zasimov has been playing with fire.
 WaffleIron: SRAD even
 Bast Relief: "RAD," she said sarcastically.
Image 161917   02-12-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
613
 
 fink: Hot dog?
 Derp Herpigan: After years of search, I finally have all the ice cubes, and now I feel cool inside.
Image 161916   02-12-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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