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244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

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9. Dr Awkward
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244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.



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Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
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 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
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11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
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15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
246
 
 DrinkMixMan: @well duh Yeah, what's the dill with that?
 Niels Bohr: They're not cumin back.
 well duh: It makes me sad when people can't even get their own made up, lazy-speech slang word correct.
 Borkf: @addend Sage advice.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 addend: You'll get over it. Give it thyme.
Image 161925   02-13-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
147
 
 brutal: Quack, damn you
 Dick Inspector: False.
 breadtoaster: This is a yellow toy duck.
 Amy Housewine: You have been visited by The Duck Of Truth.
Image 161924   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
144
 
 DrinkMixMan: I fucking love Moby
 addend: Aphex Twin.
Image 161923   02-13-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
851
 
 Dunky Luker: Damn junkies
 isosceleswaffle: Somehow newborn ANYTHING never sets off my cute alarm unless they're vaguely obviously somewhat independent... in this case, milky kitten derp eyes ruin it. Babies, mang.
 hearsegirl: walleye kitten sees you in both directions
 Bast Relief: That one in the back...
 XLY: start em young or their melange dependency won't hit til adolescence
 AverageJoe: why is there a syringe on the milk? are you doping your kittens to make them cuter?
 Amy Housewine: Awww, Kitty. Why the wide face?
 ch: salted caramel hypo-injector really adds a special "zazz" to otherwise boring milk for widdle kitties [SFX: screechy guitar solo] "GET THAT SALTEDDDDDDDD ... CARAMEL!!!!!!"
 jochenau: The cuteness is reaching critical levels! Administer 10ccs of milk, stat!
Image 161922   02-13-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
403
 
 Queeblo: God doesn't play dice, but Death on the other hand..
 jazzjunkie: The sound of rolling dice is music to my ears; 'cause I'm a gamblin' boogie man although I don't play fair
 Amy Housewine: Rolling the bones.
Image 161921   02-13-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
414
 
 Dunky Luker: this is def something the ancient egyptians did
 BILL DOOR: SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE STYLE.
 whiplash: He died like he lived, sleeping at the wheel.
 Ironass: He rollin', they hatin'.
 ChubbyBuddy: man this dead guy sure know how to live
 Kim: I dig it.
 Sadbot: I won't see you end in ashes. You're all consumers. We'll make advertisements from their corpses. We are Diamond Dogs...err, I mean, Consumer Whores.
 addend: No, no, no, no, no.
Image 161920   02-13-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
35
 
 enfanta: Don't let nature see that! ::shudder::
 White Rice: This sucks!
Image 161919   02-13-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
428
 
 hearsegirl: Sleepy thinking bout dat ass tho...
 LKoroton: Mickey took off his mask
 whiplash: Do you want to fly, little girl? Just buy 50 more balloons from my friend here.
 jazzjunkie: RAD for reminding me of an untarnished moment from childhood!
Image 161918   02-13-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
180
 
 Queeblo: Alexey Zasimov has been playing with fire.
 WaffleIron: SRAD even
 Bast Relief: "RAD," she said sarcastically.
Image 161917   02-12-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
613
 
 fink: Hot dog?
 Derp Herpigan: After years of search, I finally have all the ice cubes, and now I feel cool inside.
Image 161916   02-12-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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