Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Air Biscuit
3. addend
4. Side Boob
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. dangerkeith3000
8. a robot
9. Teechur
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Side Boob uploaded 272795 (899 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (828 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
ashton uploaded 272742 (710 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 8255 points
 2. Side Boob: 4048 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2848 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2635 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. grizzly: 1772 points
 9. Snow Plow: 1732 points
10. daver: 1617 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1569 points
12. Mexico: 1557 points
13. Shay: 1554 points
14. skunkrocker: 1534 points
15. Never AFK: 1495 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: JackSkellington.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 856
Registered users online in past hour: 713

Average image score (last 24 hours): 318

Total number of comments: 1411149
Total number of images: 273078



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 142112
XP needed for green ranking: 37517
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
246
 
 DrinkMixMan: @well duh Yeah, what's the dill with that?
 Niels Bohr: They're not cumin back.
 well duh: It makes me sad when people can't even get their own made up, lazy-speech slang word correct.
 Borkf: @addend Sage advice.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 addend: You'll get over it. Give it thyme.
Image 161925   02-13-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
147
 
 brutal: Quack, damn you
 Dick Inspector: False.
 breadtoaster: This is a yellow toy duck.
 Amy Housewine: You have been visited by The Duck Of Truth.
Image 161924   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
144
 
 DrinkMixMan: I fucking love Moby
 addend: Aphex Twin.
Image 161923   02-13-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
851
 
 Dunky Luker: Damn junkies
 isosceleswaffle: Somehow newborn ANYTHING never sets off my cute alarm unless they're vaguely obviously somewhat independent... in this case, milky kitten derp eyes ruin it. Babies, mang.
 hearsegirl: walleye kitten sees you in both directions
 Bast Relief: That one in the back...
 XLY: start em young or their melange dependency won't hit til adolescence
 AverageJoe: why is there a syringe on the milk? are you doping your kittens to make them cuter?
 Amy Housewine: Awww, Kitty. Why the wide face?
 ch: salted caramel hypo-injector really adds a special "zazz" to otherwise boring milk for widdle kitties [SFX: screechy guitar solo] "GET THAT SALTEDDDDDDDD ... CARAMEL!!!!!!"
 jochenau: The cuteness is reaching critical levels! Administer 10ccs of milk, stat!
Image 161922   02-13-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
403
 
 Queeblo: God doesn't play dice, but Death on the other hand..
 jazzjunkie: The sound of rolling dice is music to my ears; 'cause I'm a gamblin' boogie man although I don't play fair
 Amy Housewine: Rolling the bones.
Image 161921   02-13-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
414
 
 Dunky Luker: this is def something the ancient egyptians did
 BILL DOOR: SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE STYLE.
 whiplash: He died like he lived, sleeping at the wheel.
 Ironass: He rollin', they hatin'.
 ChubbyBuddy: man this dead guy sure know how to live
 Kim: I dig it.
 Sadbot: I won't see you end in ashes. You're all consumers. We'll make advertisements from their corpses. We are Diamond Dogs...err, I mean, Consumer Whores.
 addend: No, no, no, no, no.
Image 161920   02-13-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
35
 
 enfanta: Don't let nature see that! ::shudder::
 White Rice: This sucks!
Image 161919   02-13-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
428
 
 hearsegirl: Sleepy thinking bout dat ass tho...
 LKoroton: Mickey took off his mask
 whiplash: Do you want to fly, little girl? Just buy 50 more balloons from my friend here.
 jazzjunkie: RAD for reminding me of an untarnished moment from childhood!
Image 161918   02-13-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
180
 
 Queeblo: Alexey Zasimov has been playing with fire.
 WaffleIron: SRAD even
 Bast Relief: "RAD," she said sarcastically.
Image 161917   02-12-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
613
 
 fink: Hot dog?
 Derp Herpigan: After years of search, I finally have all the ice cubes, and now I feel cool inside.
Image 161916   02-12-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Page 1 ... 11113 11114 11115 11116 11117 11118 11119 ... 27307 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.