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268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

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268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?


267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
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 AverageJoe: U mad bro?
 carpwoman: I thought her folks were having her euthanized.
 XLY: later memelords
 Scoo: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
 FabricMan: When you recognize a photo from the Onion, with some other chump's watermark tacked on.
 Ulillillia: Ancient ass-memes
Image 161877   02-12-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 annterland: That apple has the weirdest nachos
 AverageJoe: That sounded better in my head...
 Cami: Who green-lighted that project?
 whoop: @sparename "Come,"
 Scoo: Hey, Kids!
 rip odb: Two thumbs up
 sparename: "Come re-enact your very first journey, albeit with some slight exaggerations..."
Image 161876   02-12-17   Uploaded by    alex
 Zukero: [Beastie Boys tune] Listen all yo, this is genocide !
 tib gubb: "... so why can't i stop dancing?"
 DrinkMixMan: That escalated quickly.
 Mr. Shine: This ain't a scene/ it's a g0dd@mn arms race
 tritium: Was that by The Breeders?
 Gomi Day: ..power electronics, then?
 Scoo: My kind of music!
 Mr. Whiskers: Can't it be both?
 Mord Tingies: This ain't rock'n'roll, this is genesis!
 sparename: Can I pull you off in an oxygen tent?
Image 161875   02-12-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 kinggheedra: This ain't rock and roll. This is genocide.
 CastleBravo: .....excuse me while I scream myself to sleep.
Image 161874   02-12-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
 Scoo: I saw it written and I saw it say: blood moon is on its way. And none of you stand so tall - blood moon gonna get you all!
Image 161873   02-12-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 kinggheedra: This ain't rock and roll.
 Xeno: Who wants more RAM!
 XLY: microsoft dad xp is where its at
 Scoo: Crashes all the time and has to be re-booted
Image 161872   02-12-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 kinggheedra: This is genocide.
 whiplash: GD DAY M8
 Lestrange: @Kim Well, have an enjoyable stay.
 Kim: @Lestrange Sure I am. Happened just yesterday.
 Scoo: Should be on a Mini Cooper
 BavidDowie: LO Poppet
 Lestrange: @Kim you fuckin ent m8
 Kim: I'm in England, suddenly.
 sparename: Sweeney fan
Image 161871   02-12-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 Lestrange: Stupid sexy seagull
 XLY: I think your dog is sick
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo mine?
 Whatever: Here we see Sean Spicer's dog, Rabies, frolicking at their massive beachfront estate in Oklahoma
 nanananana: *spits* "stupid dogs"
 piranharama: I say YES to Dog Water!
 Scoo: Can't you read!?
 sparename: Bits missing from 'hoco starf'
Image 161870   02-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 whiplash: If I had a sled, I could go down to the marina and get on my boat.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bu7Z also, yes.
 danny: @Dresdenkeogh is that a euphemism?
 Dresdenkeogh: Or lash the dog to my box
Image 161869   02-12-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 LieutenantTofu: @whoop death sentence in those days
 whoop: What would happen if you gave a peasant from the 1400s Doritos and a Pepsi?....probably diarrhea
 WaffleIron: @sparename no bad taken, if anything I was trying to make a joke about my wife's brown thumb. Are shakira tomatoes tasty? I've only ever know the singer, not the fruit.
 Prostata: truth
 sparename: @WaffleIron Nothing bad meant, just that Shakira tomatoes might be small and humble....
 WaffleIron: @sparename : I have no idea really. My wife brought home the plant, or the seeds, and I nurtured it after her suboptimal garden care.
 Scoo: Ok, I love this
 sparename: @WaffleIron Are they Shakira tomatoes?
 WaffleIron: Sometimes I'm impressed by this, then I grow my own tomatoes; they're small but the flavour is better than any I get at the grocery store.
 sparename: Peasants were desperately waiting for 3 o'clock
Image 161868   02-12-17   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
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