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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

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175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Score:
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 smarkles: @tokyopig Enhance!
 tokyopig: I wrote 'sup friendly spaceship' on the white board. Sadly its not legible. Next time.
 jochenau: @smarkles wtf those are horrible
 tokyopig: @Derp Herpigan Its not just tiny, its also cold as fuck.
 smarkles: @Derp Herpigan Google Hong Kong small apartment and this image will look like a manion. The cage houses are especially rough.
 Derp Herpigan: That, is one cramped working space, and here I complained about my tiny house.
Image 161734   02-12-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
226
 
 Bast Relief: @Spazstatic No, the hand of one sound clapping.
 sparename: "One clap is better than one herp" SM
 Spazstatic: The sound of one hand clapping.
 ch: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii''''''veeeeeeee gggggggottttttt thhhhhhhhhheeeeeee cllllllllaaaaappppp ........ innnnnnn mmmmmeeeeeeee
 addend: Bbbbrrrraaaavvvvo o o o.
Image 161733   02-11-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
310
 
 ThatGuy: Sac O' Spuds!
 a robot: Don't treat me like potato!
 Ulillillia: "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
Image 161732   02-11-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
234
 
 Warrax: Well the birdhouse doesn't have a proper address, no there's no other way to get cable but to steal it.
 tritium: In addition to, you know, breaking everything, that has to cause significant noise on the cable.
 Ulillillia: Like a drunk in a midnight choir
 piranharama: Grid goes down in 3, 2...
Image 161731   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
124
 
 Spazstatic: I'm only vaguely familiar with the Instagram, but how does one racket (racquet?) Instagram?
 Derp Herpigan: Splendid! I'll take 5!
Image 161730   02-11-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
450
 
 Robespierre: Migration took on a whole new meaning in the Jet Age
 Spazstatic: @scribbs blue makes you blue
 scribbs: Fact: Wearing red makes you happy.
Image 161729   02-11-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
522
 
 scribbs: When reality follows fiction.
Image 161728   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
285
 
 Albatross: This kills the cat
 tritium: Pew pew
 a robot: @Ulillillia "I recognize a genuine Panaphonics when I see it! And look, they've got Magnetbox and Sorny!"
 scribbs: The death-ray app works for shit on my phone, too.
 A duck: "ASSHOLE CAT DETECTED! ASSHOLE CAT DETECTED!"
 Ulillillia: Where'd you get the Gnuzmaz phone?
Image 161727   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
215
 
 Aspirin: Accept the caramels into my body. Check.
 Borkf: Guess I better eat all of the caramels!
 scribbs: Even after applying the principle of charity, this is unreasonable: some clown is going to lose the map or put the lid on the wrong way and then I'm going to have to spend a whole five seconds figuring out which ones I'm not to eat, and I'm simply not up to the task when chocolate is in front of me.
 Sheikhjahbooty: There's never a grammar nazi when you need one.
 Aemuli: Graciously
Image 161726   02-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
651
 
 jazzjunkie: [ Flight of the Valkyries crescendos ]
 enfanta: The winter Golden Retriever migration is breathtaking.
 piranharama: @scribbs Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a tennis ball right about now.
 scribbs: This is going to be the cutest shark attack ever.
 piranharama: Swimming back upstream to spawn,awww
Image 161725   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Taters
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