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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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Score:
415
 
 slurms: What's the problem? Nice day. Probably spring. The Universe provides. Chin up probably dead guy.
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine I hope I never have to use that word in my entire life.
 Headoftheclass: Obviously not a goodyear.
 Mr. Shine: Tire irony. Tirony?
 whiplash: "Now I know how Coleridge felt when he wrote 'Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.' "
 jochenau: Paging Alanis Morissette
 Derp Herpigan: He looks tired.
Image 161537   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
308
 
 AverageJoe: Nevermore
 jazzjunkie: (or "rhubarb Barbra" for a German one)
 ch: wow, seconds after you, @jazzjunkie
 ch: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 jazzjunkie: @WaffleIron It can be understood through tough through thought, though. Seriously though, look up "the lion-eating poet" for a good Chinese example.
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg
 WaffleIron: One of the many reasons everyone hates english
Image 161536   02-10-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
384
 
 scribbs: Dyslexic Heimlich Dog.
 Air Biscuit: @LKoroton GET OUT OF MY PUPPERS HEAD!!!
 LKoroton: What your pet thinks
Image 161535   02-10-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
722
 
 AverageJoe: OMG! It's so cuuuuute!
 Headoftheclass: DID BILL DOOR HACK INTO OUR ACCOUNTS?
 Air Biscuit: WANNNNK WANNNNK NGGHHHHH (PINGU NOISE)
 Mr. Shine: Petey! You're supposed to be at school! Why aren't you at school?! ANSWER ME, YOUNG MAN!!
 ping: How to confuse a penguin...
 Snake Jesus: "It me!!"
 ASTER: "OH YOU WENT TO BUILD OF BEAR AND GOT A BUILD OF BEAR OF ME THANK YOU"
 ch: GET OUT OF MY YARD YOU JAAAAAAAAGOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 Psymon: You've come to the wrong side of the iceberg
 a robot: Yay, it's Penguin Day on the Spaceship!
 Scoo: Awesome synergy with #161533!
 WaffleIron: Noot noot!
 Derp Herpigan: "CHEESE!"
Image 161534   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
641
 
 Jotun: NOOT
 Headoftheclass: It says "DELETE", Skipper. Should I press it? Skipper: I dunno, Private. Ask Kowalski. What the...? Kowalski! Quit chatting with the locals. Oh, and Rico! Find anything in that bag? "BLAAARGH!"
 tib gubb: i wonder where they hid the body
 addend: What the...? We can't take selfies with this.
 scribbs: "I swear it's in the bag. God, if I don't find my pipe, we're gonna have to make a bong out of Chester over there."
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody say "Cheese."
Image 161533   02-10-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
533
 
 ClockworkJackalope: and thats fuckin teaaamwork
 Bluetocracy: Hey, Kemosabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 LKoroton: ...on the shoulders of giants
Image 161532   02-10-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
308
 
 ClockworkJackalope: bet he had one of those airbrushed trucks.. with the truck pictured in some tropical place, airbrushed on the truck.
 ClockworkJackalope: bet he had one of those airbrushed trucks.. with the truck pictured in some tropical place, airbrushed on the truck.
 LKoroton: Nice guy, this Alain
 addend: He *is* in a better place now.
Image 161531   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
1017
 
 ASTER: All the dogs you've shown kindness to in your lifetime greet you on your way up to heaven.
 Telkwa: Ms Doggo Universe 2017.
 Mexico: In line at the petting shrine.
Image 161530   02-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
624
 
 WaffleIron: @Urn BooUrn : BNL!! You get plus
 Urn BooUrn: Broke into the old apartment, this is where we used to live...
 square44: a postcard? oh wait, I still live in this dump
 a robot: "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here ....ahhehrhfrnng..... five dollars??!!!? Get outta heeerreee...."
Image 161529   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Who's ready for MONDAY?!
 Air Biscuit: Snowpiercer was a good movie.
 XLY: The best part of waking up
 scribbs: TAKE THAT, MOTHERSCRATCHERS! HECK YOU! HECK IT!
Image 161528   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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