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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
415
 
 slurms: What's the problem? Nice day. Probably spring. The Universe provides. Chin up probably dead guy.
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine I hope I never have to use that word in my entire life.
 Headoftheclass: Obviously not a goodyear.
 Mr. Shine: Tire irony. Tirony?
 whiplash: "Now I know how Coleridge felt when he wrote 'Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.' "
 jochenau: Paging Alanis Morissette
 Derp Herpigan: He looks tired.
Image 161537   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
308
 
 AverageJoe: Nevermore
 jazzjunkie: (or "rhubarb Barbra" for a German one)
 ch: wow, seconds after you, @jazzjunkie
 ch: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 jazzjunkie: @WaffleIron It can be understood through tough through thought, though. Seriously though, look up "the lion-eating poet" for a good Chinese example.
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg
 WaffleIron: One of the many reasons everyone hates english
Image 161536   02-10-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
384
 
 scribbs: Dyslexic Heimlich Dog.
 Air Biscuit: @LKoroton GET OUT OF MY PUPPERS HEAD!!!
 LKoroton: What your pet thinks
Image 161535   02-10-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
722
 
 AverageJoe: OMG! It's so cuuuuute!
 Headoftheclass: DID BILL DOOR HACK INTO OUR ACCOUNTS?
 Air Biscuit: WANNNNK WANNNNK NGGHHHHH (PINGU NOISE)
 Mr. Shine: Petey! You're supposed to be at school! Why aren't you at school?! ANSWER ME, YOUNG MAN!!
 ping: How to confuse a penguin...
 Snake Jesus: "It me!!"
 ASTER: "OH YOU WENT TO BUILD OF BEAR AND GOT A BUILD OF BEAR OF ME THANK YOU"
 ch: GET OUT OF MY YARD YOU JAAAAAAAAGOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 Psymon: You've come to the wrong side of the iceberg
 a robot: Yay, it's Penguin Day on the Spaceship!
 Scoo: Awesome synergy with #161533!
 WaffleIron: Noot noot!
 Derp Herpigan: "CHEESE!"
Image 161534   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
641
 
 Jotun: NOOT
 Headoftheclass: It says "DELETE", Skipper. Should I press it? Skipper: I dunno, Private. Ask Kowalski. What the...? Kowalski! Quit chatting with the locals. Oh, and Rico! Find anything in that bag? "BLAAARGH!"
 tib gubb: i wonder where they hid the body
 addend: What the...? We can't take selfies with this.
 scribbs: "I swear it's in the bag. God, if I don't find my pipe, we're gonna have to make a bong out of Chester over there."
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody say "Cheese."
Image 161533   02-10-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
533
 
 ClockworkJackalope: and thats fuckin teaaamwork
 Bluetocracy: Hey, Kemosabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 LKoroton: ...on the shoulders of giants
Image 161532   02-10-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
308
 
 ClockworkJackalope: bet he had one of those airbrushed trucks.. with the truck pictured in some tropical place, airbrushed on the truck.
 ClockworkJackalope: bet he had one of those airbrushed trucks.. with the truck pictured in some tropical place, airbrushed on the truck.
 LKoroton: Nice guy, this Alain
 addend: He *is* in a better place now.
Image 161531   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
1017
 
 ASTER: All the dogs you've shown kindness to in your lifetime greet you on your way up to heaven.
 Telkwa: Ms Doggo Universe 2017.
 Mexico: In line at the petting shrine.
Image 161530   02-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
624
 
 WaffleIron: @Urn BooUrn : BNL!! You get plus
 Urn BooUrn: Broke into the old apartment, this is where we used to live...
 square44: a postcard? oh wait, I still live in this dump
 a robot: "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here ....ahhehrhfrnng..... five dollars??!!!? Get outta heeerreee...."
Image 161529   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Who's ready for MONDAY?!
 Air Biscuit: Snowpiercer was a good movie.
 XLY: The best part of waking up
 scribbs: TAKE THAT, MOTHERSCRATCHERS! HECK YOU! HECK IT!
Image 161528   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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