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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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1422
 
 SunWukong: @Mexico That's a hell of a recommendation. Cheers!
 werterland: Shameless plug for a dude I work with: m.youtube.com/…
 Nwcorset: @Mexico Thanks! I don't know how I've missed them!
 anonymous: Rubblebucket. Such an amazing party dance band. Their live shows have so much energy. I don't even listen to their albums that much, but will watch them live anytime I can.
 Mexico: I'd also recommend Yellow Magic Orchestra. They're like a Japanese Kraftwerk, except even poppier.
 Peach: Mai Lan youtube.com/…
 Knice: Zola Jesus youtube.com/…
 Zukero: @Lestrange I like to think I am. In the late 90s/early 2000s, Radiohead often cited Can (notably the Tago Mago album) as one of their greatest source of inspiration. I've given up on Radiohead since then, but Can is always close to me.
 Zukero: @hex0 Polysics is SICK ! I also love LITE from Japan. Incredible musicianship infusing a pleasant and surprisingly accessible music.
 Zukero: @tokyopig Captain Beefheart is awesome (started in my late teen years). If you love twisted minds that make twisted sounds, try "The Madcap Laugh" by Sid Barrett (early Pink Floyd, kicked out because he was too lunatic/on drugs/a general PITA)
 Bu7Z: Aussie hip hop: clandestien, hunter, vents, funkoars...
 carpwoman: Forest for the Trees is excellent.
 winwolf: Fu Manchu- I like to think of them as what Metallica could have been if they'd smoked a joint and went surfing instead of testifying before Congress.
 Knice: HAERTS (Fleetwood Mac vibe) youtube.com/…
 EH: These Three: CardoSanto, The Cyborgs, B.K
 Whatever: Slade - "keep your hands off my power supply"
 hex0: Sarcastic answer: The Gruve, my average band from high school/college grilledsloinbacon/RWvwawTorew real answer? Polysics
 smarkles: @WaffleIron Reading up from the bottom, that's the first one I recognize. I may need to get out more.
 Amy Housewine: I like the Scottish band Colonel Boogie. Their 'Funk The Funk In Or Funk The Funk Off' 12" is excellent.
 XLY: Celeste, they are a french band and their label, Denovali had all of their stuff plus a bunch of others for free on their site. Also Bey didn't win something and people are dumbfounded I never have a clue about mainstream stuff
 tokyopig: Captain Beefheart. I listen to a lot of garbage for insane and suspect reasons but the Captain stands to be universally recommended. For some reason I was too stupid to understand his sound until I was in my 30's but hopefully that's just me.
 WaffleIron: Also my coworker mikexpress, who does music for fun: soundcloud.com/mikexpress/…
 WaffleIron: Bart Simpson.Everybody if you can do the bartman!
 Shay: Devin Townsend, Jean-Luc Ponty, Jeff Beck, Zimmer's Hole, Focus
 LKoroton: Any of my friends after the second bottle
 kazzy94: I just got introduced to Negro Galacticus. Not sure how obscure they since I don't have a reference to judge popularity from.
 Mr. Shine: Ronald Jenkees
 Amy Housewine: I'm partial to the little-known country-bluesman Wild Bill Hiccup.
 Quackzy: Favorite* how shameful@Quackzy
 Quackzy: My and my mother's favirite artist is the metal band Twelve Foot Ninja. Great band, excellent for singing in the car
 Lestrange: @Zukero Literally nobody I know has ever heard of him or heard his music. Nobody... You are a rare bird!
 Robespierre: @Zukero "Blessed Easter" is one of the coolest and most disorienting tracks in his repertoire
 Robespierre: Red Red Meat - long gone, but their mitochondrial DNA lives on in Caliphone
 Pizza: @Noremak ONE MORE DRINK! AT THE SUNK'N NORWEGIAN!
 Ulillillia: MC Get-Bizzy
 ninetailorochimaru: @ninetailorochimaru if you search theflasherseven forgot to mention the channel is now called TFS vociferous
 ninetailorochimaru: On youtube Theflasherseven. She is extremely underrated and does requests for free. Some of my favorite songs by her are Remember, Frost, end of the earth, and futuristic. You should check her out
 NoRagrets: Little Big Fish
 Zukero: @Lestrange Holger Czukay, of Can fame, isn't what I'd called a little known artist, but RAD AF anyhow.
 Zukero: Flavien Berger. He's on Soundcloud too.
 Knice: K. Flay youtube.com/…
 gary: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and the Bed Wettin' Bad Boys.
 guest: About a year ago on this site someone mentioned Snarky Puppy, and if you haven't listened to them I believe you owe it to yourself to do so.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange don't forget The XX. You love their moody shoe gaze stylings.
 Lestrange: That guy who recorded 'Persian Love' Holger Czukay. Genius.
 Borkf: I'm not big on obscure stuff, but I used to like Sunna and haven't been able to find anything but their first album. They have the or for more apparently.
 Air Biscuit: I like lemon demon.
 well duh: And, a nod to @Scoo for MC Frontalot
 well duh: When we met, my wife introduced me to The The (aka Matt Johnson). A song from his 80's album Soul Mining, 'This is the Day', has been used in a few TV commercials, but otherwise I don't think his music is very widespread. My life wouldn't be the same without the albums Dusk, and Naked Self.
 Amy Housewine: Groove Shoeshine & The Chickenhead Beat Party.
 SunWukong: Add n to (x) float my boat. Especially "Little Black Rocks in the Sun".
 Cami: The baseball bat makes me think of a Frankie Boyle joke about the difference between Edinburgh and Glasgow: If a man is carrying a golf club in Edinburgh, he may actually be going to play golf.
 Cami: A Tribe Called Red.
 DrinkMixMan: Been into this guy "mndsgn" lately...
 Coolguy: Black Sun Empire
 Cami: Tequila Mockingbird Orchestra
 TurkeyVulture: Keith Greeninger
 werterland: Almost everything I listen to is stuff I found via Pandora, so everyone's probably heard of it all before. I will say that I am on a huge Glass Animals kick right now, and if you haven't heard of them or never listened to them, I think you should! youtu.be/…
 LogicKitty: Heather Alexander
 RalphyNoPants: Step Rockets
 Cerberus: Oh. There's this one musician that goes by the name "anonymous"
 Austin: The knife, fever ray
 Albatross: The Sheepdogs, newer Canadian group that look and sound like they walked right out of 1972. Long hair, Gibson guitars thru Marshall stacks, Allmanesque with a bit of r&b thrown in. Learn and burn is my favorite album
 AstoriaBum: Fyrnask
 Scoo: Kate Earl, The Perishers, MC Frontalot, RJD2
 Sadbot: Fishboy, probably
 Knice: Cassandra Jenkins m.youtube.com/…
 Bu7Z: There's that guy who did a song with Kanye, think his name was Paul McCartney or something, he seems cool
 Bu7Z: Verge collection, perth band, awesome
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie attempt 2 (someone please enlighten me on the correct procedure if I mess up again...): bacon/ZozO1bwc3A
 jazzjunkie: Definitely Linsey Pollak. Jazzy and kooky AF (apologies if link becomes mangled. Trust me it's awesome though) grilledsloinbacon/ZozO1bwc3A
 Lestrange: No it even trying to be funny but 'whom'. I'm coming out swinging.
 Noremak: As a metal fan, almost all my music is unknown. If you want an introduction to folk metal, try Korpiklaani and Alestorm.
 scribbs: @White Rice Cool. I'm not really into music, so I've never heard of him :-)
 Supermansbrother: #160013 is a pretty great supergroup.
 Skinr: The Moog Cookbook. They have an album of classic rock covers, done with synthesizers and vocoders; their version of "Born To Be Wild" is excellent.
 White Rice: @scribbs ooh, the Yoshida Brothers are good. In that style of things there's Agatsuma (though he might be more well known...I just know I like his stuff)
 KnowLifer: I like Courtney Barnett and Soley
 Sheikhjahbooty: I don't own a TV or listen to the radio, so you might all know these already, but I listen to Red Sparows, Alt-J, and Sufjan Stevens.
 scribbs: I'm stupid: I put forth an artist I don't like, forgetting a couple I do like: Yoshida Brothers: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: I've seen That 1 Guy a couple times; cute novelty at first, but he quickly grew to annoy me. So, I'm not a fan; however some folks may enjoy him: youtube.com/…
 Peter Pantsless: I like Nujabes. Jazzy hip-hop
 annterland: Who is the lady with the baseball bat?
 Dr. Bathroom: So many. Ringo Deathstarr is pretty awesome. Noisey, poppy, tons of shoegaze influence. Saw them about a year ago at Baby's All Right in Williamsburg. Probably the loudest gig I've ever been to.
 Mexico: I enjoy Susumu Hirasawa, Jun Togawa, and Jean-Claude Vannier. You should listen to them.
 hearsegirl: Tim Buckley, Once I was...
 hajjpodge: An overwhelming number of people I have met so far didn't know Layne Staley (or who he was, even) had a side project with the guys from Screaming Trees called Mad Season. Granted they only put out one album, I still really love it. It's definitely one of my favorite albums.
 copunter: @jochenau the world will never know.
 jochenau: Yeah but maybe all those lute pieces are terrible.
 antipatterns: Flow, my Tears
 Teechur: What an outrage! There should be luting in the streets!
 addend: Also, what's a lute?
 Bu7Z: Phat lewt
Image 161369   02-10-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
912
 
 Science: Pixelcat is pixelated.
 mrwiffler: Analogue pixels.
 Ironass: The opening shot of Japanese kitty porn.
 ChubbyBuddy: try to think about the fact that the person holding the camera is probably sitting on the toilet
 tib gubb: this is how pixels are created
 Amy Housewine: Refracation.
 Bu7Z: We've concealed the kitties face to protect his privacy
 Robespierre: Super-Fractal processes like crazy!
 WaffleIron: 8 bitty kitty!
Image 161368   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
968
 
 kinggheedra: This depiction of ninja is as accurate as any
 Randlarr: "Whats a ninja?"
 Cami: Put up or shut up.
 fanny: I HAD THAT PHONE!!!
 petepuma: "I too also hate Mondays."
 whiplash: Yes, this is Richard Harrison, speaking on my Garfield phone!
 AverageJoe: Nobody has ever heard about the ninja empire... oh, right!
 Zukero: The new ninja empire will also welcome pirates !
 ASTER: The plot of Nioh.
 tib gubb: nobody will suspect the guy with the granfeld phone
 SunWukong: Same.
 Skinr: That is why I took away the Golden Ninja Warrior.
 Robespierre: MacGuyver hasn't aged well, in mind or in body
 dobbiesdoogs: only nermal stands in my way
Image 161367   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
497
 
 p-niiice: solvit also makes handy fanny packs for kittens
 CapitalismMeow: Hey, he's just as surprised as you are
 tib gubb: when you've got a socket that human hands just can't quite reach
 WaffleIron: Of there was a problem, yo I'll solvit, check out the hook while the DJ revolvit. Ice ice doggo! (too cool!)
Image 161366   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
311
 
 SpaceCow: Looks like they're boned.
 Wookiee: Looks like they're gonna do some serious boning.
 Gomi Day: gunnerkrigg court is a real good webcomic.
 Warrax: This is also how my arousal works.
 ASTER: TOM COCHRANE LIFE IS A HIGHWAY BASS TABS REAL
 White Rice: I gotta say, Tom's art has improved vastly over the years.
 wolfpk: Even though all the warning signs were there, she dId not see them.
 tib gubb: nachos joke waiting to happen
 wolfpk: Even though all the warning signs were there, she dId not see them.
Image 161365   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
285
 
 Wookiee: Helicarrier fleet after the budget cuts.
 scribbs: # I'm on a bridge to nowhere... #
 Beef Supreme: Your bridges and elevated highways are little more than Legos.
 Robespierre: But I AM afraid. VERY afraid.
Image 161364   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
1310
 
 ignatz: @Ulillillia Heh, so all my late-night (UK) ramblings go mostly unnoticed. It's for the best..
 Ulillillia: @ignatz The best comments of the day for the previous day show up at 12:00am Eastern time
 ignatz: @Ulillillia What time zone is the spaceship in?
 Ulillillia: @sparename Post comment at like 11:30 pm, get lots of + but because they're spread over two calendar days, don't count for Best Comment of the Day
 hajjpodge: I am too snarky, lame or socialist for my own good on here sometimes. But I don't see a reason to change, either.
 sparename: Comment gets lots of + in first half hour, then nothing for next 23 1/2 - N0 'Best comment, per day, last 30 days' for you, young gator
 scribbs: My 8th-best comment was a groan, and I still lost out to @Knice.
 Derp Herpigan: @WaffleIron Never posted there. Heck, my first trip to purple I didn't even upload a picture.
 Zampano: Man I have totally felt that way on more than several occasions
 msmstud: Moral of every story: Humans suck and should be avoided.
 EH: META!
 Flarmie: I +1'd everyone in this comment section.
 San DoDo: Bout sums it up
 Borkf: Much to learn young padawan etc etc. *Awaits +26*
 duckfarts: @Noremak hell yeah, I'm a glutton for punnishment
 gary: Wow, you're right! @AverageJoe
 Noremak: Just post puns and you'll get 20 + easy.
 BILL DOOR: BUT GOATS ARE NOT AS NICE AS CATS.
 BILL DOOR: MY GREATEST COMMENT INVOLVED GOATS. WE'VE MANY GOAT FANS ON THIS SITE. WHICH IS FAIR, BECAUSE GOATS ARE PRETTY OKAY.
 tib gubb: that's great kid, don't get cocky
 Bu7Z: Sums up my experiences here so far. Best get more vodka
 Coolguy: @Derp Herpigan Yeah that @Knice guy is pretty clever.
 AverageJoe: @WaffleIron most of those are red now
 Peter Pantsless: haha this is great
 WaffleIron: #54484 is probably most users best comment.
 Derp Herpigan: Honestly, my best comments are either lame cracks, common captions, or the same thing @Knice said to earn many + the last time the picture was posted.
Image 161363   02-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
213
 
 Musician: Jack, go wherever you feel like it while you're still young enough to get away with it.
 WaffleIron: I can go jack outside
Image 161362   02-10-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
407
 
 fullofwind: @tritium Same here
 tritium: Mr. Trash Wheel, cleaning up the harbor in Baltimore.
 WaffleIron: I have finally om'ed all the noms and yet I still feel empty inside
Image 161361   02-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
967
 
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR Cats are wet
 WTF: @wolfpk Cog... or is it a Dat?
 LKoroton: The cat fetches the stick *away* from you
 addend: This cat is struggling to get out of the water, grabbing a twig in desperation, and all you do is take a picture.
 BILL DOOR: ELSEWHERE, A DOG KICKS LITTER ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR WHILE A GOLDFISH SCREAMS FOR CRACKERS. THE PARROT, UNFORTUNATELY, HAS DROWNED.
 wolfpk: The newest dog breed looks like a cat.
 wolfpk: The newest dog breed looks like a cat.
 Urn BooUrn: Quinn, we got to slide out of here by midnight or be trapped on this earth forever.
 WaffleIron: I bet in this universe waffles are people and they order chairs on pizza.
Image 161360   02-10-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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