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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205186 Austin: light urple

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system



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Score:
539
 
 Mr. Shine: Doctor Puppers says: "It's cancer." *laugh track*
 werterland: Dogtor
 Greek Fire: Every exam is a prostate exam!
 scribbs: Take two kibble and call me in the morning.
 Whatever: Possibly the only doctor with a decent bedside manner these days
 tokyopig: D O G O B G Y N
 Knice: The dokftor will see you now.
Image 161316   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 smarkles: @whiplash Don't worry, I think most people are familiar with the swaparonies. At least the presence of them, if not the particulars.
 whiplash: Again I call out bizarre substitution: Red d it = Storm front?
 whiplash: Stormfront's Ask Me Anything now has a Mascot.
 Robespierre: @smarkles Don't feel bad - everybody forgot about the free money guy
 smarkles: I forgot about the free money guy. How could I have forgotten about the free money guy?
 Telkwa: Bill Nye's gonna make a great Riddler in the next Batman flick.
 Michael Tripe: The next dr who?
 doindabs: "YEAH? Well I don't know either! HAHA!"
 Lestrange: Impulse to kill rising
 tokyopig: This guy is a metaphor for literally every crowd funding project currently on the net.
 San DoDo: 42
 Whatever: The Riddler's uncle Al T Facts hit the big time when he was hired by the Conservative Corporation
Image 161315   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: Hey! They are both into cuttin' the grass.
 EvilOtter: Drugs are awesome. Have you ever done drugs and listened to Frank Zappa? It's amazing. Some start off with "soft" drugs but if you inject PCP and bath salts directly in your eye it's like, so wow, man. Wow and stuff.
 BILL DOOR: I ALSO ENJOY A GOOD BIT OF YARDWORK. AND I DO IT ONE BLADE AT A TIME, BECAUSE I CARE.
 funny in the wall: that's something a person on drugs might say
 BavidDowie: Porque no los dos?
 tib gubb: said someone who's never tried drugs
 Lestrange: Because they didn't understand communism Hank
 Whatever: Maybe inner city ghettos lack lawns to mow?
 San DoDo: Hmow ha hlawn I say
 Scoo: Do you know the street value of all this grass!?
Image 161314   02-09-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
246
 
 Zukero: The RGB book ?
 XLY: is this a butt
 Otterman: Why would anyone do drugs?
 a robot: This is the weirdest book I've ever tried to read
 Scoo: Popsicle Cleavage
Image 161313   02-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
195
 
 DerKirche: More like Edward Peepants
 Winterneuro: Can you say "kidney stones?" I knew you could!
 Mr. Shine: F#ck you, kidneys!
 werterland: He's clearly accepted his role as the punching bag of the group.
 WaffleIron: Gumtape death match!
 Wet farts: Gee I wonder why you're 400 pounds.
 tokyopig: @Scoo on second thought, now I have to google whether mtn dew or beer has more calories.
 Lestrange: I have the self hate and morbid grief.
 Sandor: How does he plan to pee??
 Aspirin: May the diabetes be with you.
 Bast Relief: The modern low budget remake of Se7en.
 Knice: @Scoo lol, irl
 White Rice: There has to be a more efficient way to get all those calories into this...man? (Child? I'm honestly more sure on age here) plus, with his hands all taped up he can't use them to get more snacks into his maw.
 Scoo: Edward 4000 Caloriehands
Image 161312   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
781
 
 AverageJoe: this patient is beyond salvation, put him out of his misery
 tib gubb: i think this hits close to home for a lot of people
 Telkwa: Yellow card for simulation.
 reply: Get this guy 10cc's of hugs, STAT!
 Scoo: Also my femur is shattered, which is totally not helping the situation
 San DoDo: I am alone
Image 161311   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 161310 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. Boo, mark64.
Score:
94
 
 Scoo: Elisha Otis helps those who help themselves
 dobbiesdoogs: i can't figure out how it works though
Image 161309   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
390
 
 Suburbanmom: That is some seriously high level napping
 Dan Tagonistic: Boop
 XLY: @Red she's going to sue?
 Spazstatic: Samuel L. Jackson's mom
 Whatever: Looks more comfortable than my pillow
 Red: when the driver brakes suddenly
 tokyopig: Yep, smells like bus.
 Sadbot: Whatever, as long as she's not talking, she's a good bus passenger.
Image 161308   02-09-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
153
 
 Robespierre: Why do I feel like listening to Wreckless Eric all of a sudden?
 Telkwa: I never did understand semaphore.
 Lestrange: Say wut
Image 161307   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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