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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Score:
539
 
 Mr. Shine: Doctor Puppers says: "It's cancer." *laugh track*
 werterland: Dogtor
 Greek Fire: Every exam is a prostate exam!
 scribbs: Take two kibble and call me in the morning.
 Whatever: Possibly the only doctor with a decent bedside manner these days
 tokyopig: D O G O B G Y N
 Knice: The dokftor will see you now.
Image 161316   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 smarkles: @whiplash Don't worry, I think most people are familiar with the swaparonies. At least the presence of them, if not the particulars.
 whiplash: Again I call out bizarre substitution: Red d it = Storm front?
 whiplash: Stormfront's Ask Me Anything now has a Mascot.
 tears as lube: @smarkles Don't feel bad - everybody forgot about the free money guy
 smarkles: I forgot about the free money guy. How could I have forgotten about the free money guy?
 Telkwa: Bill Nye's gonna make a great Riddler in the next Batman flick.
 Michael Tripe: The next dr who?
 doindabs: "YEAH? Well I don't know either! HAHA!"
 Lestrange: Impulse to kill rising
 tokyopig: This guy is a metaphor for literally every crowd funding project currently on the net.
 San DoDo: 42
 Whatever: The Riddler's uncle Al T Facts hit the big time when he was hired by the Conservative Corporation
Image 161315   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: Hey! They are both into cuttin' the grass.
 EvilOtter: Drugs are awesome. Have you ever done drugs and listened to Frank Zappa? It's amazing. Some start off with "soft" drugs but if you inject PCP and bath salts directly in your eye it's like, so wow, man. Wow and stuff.
 BILL DOOR: I ALSO ENJOY A GOOD BIT OF YARDWORK. AND I DO IT ONE BLADE AT A TIME, BECAUSE I CARE.
 funny in the wall: that's something a person on drugs might say
 BavidDowie: Porque no los dos?
 tib gubb: said someone who's never tried drugs
 Lestrange: Because they didn't understand communism Hank
 Whatever: Maybe inner city ghettos lack lawns to mow?
 San DoDo: Hmow ha hlawn I say
 Scoo: Do you know the street value of all this grass!?
Image 161314   02-09-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
268
 
 Zukero: The RGB book ?
 XLY: is this a butt
 Otterman: Why would anyone do drugs?
 a robot: This is the weirdest book I've ever tried to read
 Scoo: Popsicle Cleavage
Image 161313   02-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
221
 
 DerKirche: More like Edward Peepants
 Winterneuro: Can you say "kidney stones?" I knew you could!
 Mr. Shine: F#ck you, kidneys!
 werterland: He's clearly accepted his role as the punching bag of the group.
 WaffleIron: Gumtape death match!
 Wet farts: Gee I wonder why you're 400 pounds.
 tokyopig: @Scoo on second thought, now I have to google whether mtn dew or beer has more calories.
 Lestrange: I have the self hate and morbid grief.
 Sandor: How does he plan to pee??
 Aspirin: May the diabetes be with you.
 Bast Relief: The modern low budget remake of Se7en.
 Knice: @Scoo lol, irl
 White Rice: There has to be a more efficient way to get all those calories into this...man? (Child? I'm honestly more sure on age here) plus, with his hands all taped up he can't use them to get more snacks into his maw.
 Scoo: Edward 4000 Caloriehands
Image 161312   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
781
 
 AverageJoe: this patient is beyond salvation, put him out of his misery
 tib gubb: i think this hits close to home for a lot of people
 Telkwa: Yellow card for simulation.
 reply: Get this guy 10cc's of hugs, STAT!
 Scoo: Also my femur is shattered, which is totally not helping the situation
 San DoDo: I am alone
Image 161311   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 161310 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. We'll pray for you, mark64.
Score:
94
 
 Scoo: Elisha Otis helps those who help themselves
 dobbiesdoogs: i can't figure out how it works though
Image 161309   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
390
 
 Suburbanmom: That is some seriously high level napping
 Dan Tagonistic: Boop
 XLY: @Red she's going to sue?
 Spazstatic: Samuel L. Jackson's mom
 Whatever: Looks more comfortable than my pillow
 Red: when the driver brakes suddenly
 tokyopig: Yep, smells like bus.
 Sadbot: Whatever, as long as she's not talking, she's a good bus passenger.
Image 161308   02-09-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
153
 
 Borb Prembus: Why do I feel like listening to Wreckless Eric all of a sudden?
 Telkwa: I never did understand semaphore.
 Lestrange: Say wut
Image 161307   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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