Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



192872  jazzjunkie: You dripped acid on your keyboard, didn't you

192873  jazzjunkie: Accurate

192852  Jabberwikket: @apoxia, because counterfeiting is a time honored American tradition

192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Teechur
2. Felicity
3. Jennerator
4. tib gubb
5. redmonkey3
6. Dr Awkward
7. Robespierre
8. WaffleIron
9. Rev80
10. Ulillillia



The top ten most commented-on images today:

192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192722 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

hat thrab uploaded 192379 (1221 points)
nlx27 uploaded 192536 (977 points)
Ihminen uploaded 192476 (963 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 192412 (944 points)
catsanddogs uploaded 192469 (942 points)
Capital uploaded 192726 (920 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 192400 (882 points)
JollyWell uploaded 192563 (851 points)
phonk uploaded 192356 (847 points)
tina uploaded 192411 (847 points)
a robot uploaded 192452 (829 points)
Bernie 2016 uploaded 192388 (783 points)
namaste uploaded 192655 (779 points)
Ihminen uploaded 192668 (769 points)
Rembo Rompus uploaded 192581 (752 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 14527 points
 2. Ihminen: 4646 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 4116 points
 4. SunWukong: 3953 points
 5. DrinkMixMan: 3518 points
 6. Gomi Day: 3110 points
 7. Warrax: 2261 points
 8. DOW: 2037 points
 9. runny999: 2029 points
10. SomeCanadian: 1843 points
11. mickeyd: 1649 points
12. E. HONDA: 1581 points
13. Big Beagler: 1562 points
14. Rembo Prundus: 1556 points
15. Supermansbrother: 1544 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Darth-Bater.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 440
Registered users online in past hour: 631

Average image score (last 24 hours): 252

Total number of comments: 1056728
Total number of images: 192852



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 86443
XP needed for green ranking: 39245
XP needed for yellow ranking: 13672

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
539
 
 Mr. Shine: Doctor Puppers says: "It's cancer." *laugh track*
 werterland: Dogtor
 Greek Fire: Every exam is a prostate exam!
 scribbs: Take two kibble and call me in the morning.
 Whatever: Possibly the only doctor with a decent bedside manner these days
 tokyopig: D O G O B G Y N
 Knice: The dokftor will see you now.
Image 161316   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 smarkles: @whiplash Don't worry, I think most people are familiar with the swaparonies. At least the presence of them, if not the particulars.
 whiplash: Again I call out bizarre substitution: Red d it = Storm front?
 whiplash: Stormfront's Ask Me Anything now has a Mascot.
 Robespierre: @smarkles Don't feel bad - everybody forgot about the free money guy
 smarkles: I forgot about the free money guy. How could I have forgotten about the free money guy?
 Telkwa: Bill Nye's gonna make a great Riddler in the next Batman flick.
 Bu7Z: The next dr who?
 Bu7Z: "YEAH? Well I don't know either! HAHA!"
 Lestrange: Impulse to kill rising
 tokyopig: This guy is a metaphor for literally every crowd funding project currently on the net.
 San DoDo: 42
 Whatever: The Riddler's uncle Al T Facts hit the big time when he was hired by the Conservative Corporation
Image 161315   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: Hey! They are both into cuttin' the grass.
 EvilOtter: Drugs are awesome. Have you ever done drugs and listened to Frank Zappa? It's amazing. Some start off with "soft" drugs but if you inject PCP and bath salts directly in your eye it's like, so wow, man. Wow and stuff.
 BILL DOOR: I ALSO ENJOY A GOOD BIT OF YARDWORK. AND I DO IT ONE BLADE AT A TIME, BECAUSE I CARE.
 funny in the wall: that's something a person on drugs might say
 BavidDowie: Porque no los dos?
 tib gubb: said someone who's never tried drugs
 Lestrange: Because they didn't understand communism Hank
 Whatever: Maybe inner city ghettos lack lawns to mow?
 San DoDo: Hmow ha hlawn I say
 Scoo: Do you know the street value of all this grass!?
Image 161314   02-09-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
246
 
 Zukero: The RGB book ?
 XLY: is this a butt
 Otterman: Why would anyone do drugs?
 a robot: This is the weirdest book I've ever tried to read
 Scoo: Popsicle Cleavage
Image 161313   02-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
195
 
 DerKirche: More like Edward Peepants
 Winterneuro: Can you say "kidney stones?" I knew you could!
 Mr. Shine: F#ck you, kidneys!
 werterland: He's clearly accepted his role as the punching bag of the group.
 WaffleIron: Gumtape death match!
 Wet farts: Gee I wonder why you're 400 pounds.
 tokyopig: @Scoo on second thought, now I have to google whether mtn dew or beer has more calories.
 Lestrange: I have the self hate and morbid grief.
 Sandor: How does he plan to pee??
 Aspirin: May the diabetes be with you.
 Bast Relief: The modern low budget remake of Se7en.
 Knice: @Scoo lol, irl
 White Rice: There has to be a more efficient way to get all those calories into this...man? (Child? I'm honestly more sure on age here) plus, with his hands all taped up he can't use them to get more snacks into his maw.
 Scoo: Edward 4000 Caloriehands
Image 161312   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
781
 
 AverageJoe: this patient is beyond salvation, put him out of his misery
 tib gubb: i think this hits close to home for a lot of people
 Telkwa: Yellow card for simulation.
 Bu7Z: Get this guy 10cc's of hugs, STAT!
 Scoo: Also my femur is shattered, which is totally not helping the situation
 San DoDo: I am alone
Image 161311   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 161310 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
94
 
 Scoo: Elisha Otis helps those who help themselves
 dobbiesdoogs: i can't figure out how it works though
Image 161309   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
390
 
 Suburbanmom: That is some seriously high level napping
 Dan Tagonistic: Boop
 XLY: @Red she's going to sue?
 Spazstatic: Samuel L. Jackson's mom
 Whatever: Looks more comfortable than my pillow
 Red: when the driver brakes suddenly
 tokyopig: Yep, smells like bus.
 Sadbot: Whatever, as long as she's not talking, she's a good bus passenger.
Image 161308   02-09-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
153
 
 Robespierre: Why do I feel like listening to Wreckless Eric all of a sudden?
 Telkwa: I never did understand semaphore.
 Lestrange: Say wut
Image 161307   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Page 1 ... 3151 3152 3153 3154 3155 3156 3157 ... 19285 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.