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243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

243805  WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802  wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243813  wolfpk: Put a tiger in your tank; and hope it stays there!

243834  Sadbot: ! ? !?

243825  wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243831

243831  wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243825

243833  wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.

243834  raditzu: Not evil enough, only BAD.

242555  Mr Bleak: Did the earth move for you too darling?

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3. dangerkeith3000
4. Teechur
5. Felicity
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9. wolfpk
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions

243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243802 wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243638 XLY: holy shit

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….



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gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
electrode uploaded 243585 (958 points)
saluted uploaded 243591 (930 points)
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Supermansbrother uploaded 243497 (925 points)
a robot uploaded 243605 (916 points)
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10. pewdiepie: 2506 points
11. saluted: 1969 points
12. Scoo: 1947 points
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Score:
539
 
 Mr. Shine: Doctor Puppers says: "It's cancer." *laugh track*
 werterland: Dogtor
 Greek Fire: Every exam is a prostate exam!
 scribbs: Take two kibble and call me in the morning.
 Whatever: Possibly the only doctor with a decent bedside manner these days
 tokyopig: D O G O B G Y N
 Knice: The dokftor will see you now.
Image 161316   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 smarkles: @whiplash Don't worry, I think most people are familiar with the swaparonies. At least the presence of them, if not the particulars.
 whiplash: Again I call out bizarre substitution: Red d it = Storm front?
 whiplash: Stormfront's Ask Me Anything now has a Mascot.
 tears as lube: @smarkles Don't feel bad - everybody forgot about the free money guy
 smarkles: I forgot about the free money guy. How could I have forgotten about the free money guy?
 Telkwa: Bill Nye's gonna make a great Riddler in the next Batman flick.
 Michael Tripe: The next dr who?
 doindabs: "YEAH? Well I don't know either! HAHA!"
 Lestrange: Impulse to kill rising
 tokyopig: This guy is a metaphor for literally every crowd funding project currently on the net.
 San DoDo: 42
 Whatever: The Riddler's uncle Al T Facts hit the big time when he was hired by the Conservative Corporation
Image 161315   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: Hey! They are both into cuttin' the grass.
 EvilOtter: Drugs are awesome. Have you ever done drugs and listened to Frank Zappa? It's amazing. Some start off with "soft" drugs but if you inject PCP and bath salts directly in your eye it's like, so wow, man. Wow and stuff.
 BILL DOOR: I ALSO ENJOY A GOOD BIT OF YARDWORK. AND I DO IT ONE BLADE AT A TIME, BECAUSE I CARE.
 funny in the wall: that's something a person on drugs might say
 BavidDowie: Porque no los dos?
 tib gubb: said someone who's never tried drugs
 Lestrange: Because they didn't understand communism Hank
 Whatever: Maybe inner city ghettos lack lawns to mow?
 San DoDo: Hmow ha hlawn I say
 Scoo: Do you know the street value of all this grass!?
Image 161314   02-09-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
268
 
 Zukero: The RGB book ?
 XLY: is this a butt
 Otterman: Why would anyone do drugs?
 a robot: This is the weirdest book I've ever tried to read
 Scoo: Popsicle Cleavage
Image 161313   02-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
221
 
 DerKirche: More like Edward Peepants
 Winterneuro: Can you say "kidney stones?" I knew you could!
 Mr. Shine: F#ck you, kidneys!
 werterland: He's clearly accepted his role as the punching bag of the group.
 WaffleIron: Gumtape death match!
 Wet farts: Gee I wonder why you're 400 pounds.
 tokyopig: @Scoo on second thought, now I have to google whether mtn dew or beer has more calories.
 Lestrange: I have the self hate and morbid grief.
 Sandor: How does he plan to pee??
 Aspirin: May the diabetes be with you.
 Bast Relief: The modern low budget remake of Se7en.
 Knice: @Scoo lol, irl
 White Rice: There has to be a more efficient way to get all those calories into this...man? (Child? I'm honestly more sure on age here) plus, with his hands all taped up he can't use them to get more snacks into his maw.
 Scoo: Edward 4000 Caloriehands
Image 161312   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
781
 
 AverageJoe: this patient is beyond salvation, put him out of his misery
 tib gubb: i think this hits close to home for a lot of people
 Telkwa: Yellow card for simulation.
 reply: Get this guy 10cc's of hugs, STAT!
 Scoo: Also my femur is shattered, which is totally not helping the situation
 San DoDo: I am alone
Image 161311   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 161310 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. We'll pray for you, mark64.
Score:
94
 
 Scoo: Elisha Otis helps those who help themselves
 dobbiesdoogs: i can't figure out how it works though
Image 161309   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
390
 
 Suburbanmom: That is some seriously high level napping
 Dan Tagonistic: Boop
 XLY: @Red she's going to sue?
 Spazstatic: Samuel L. Jackson's mom
 Whatever: Looks more comfortable than my pillow
 Red: when the driver brakes suddenly
 tokyopig: Yep, smells like bus.
 Sadbot: Whatever, as long as she's not talking, she's a good bus passenger.
Image 161308   02-09-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
153
 
 Borb Prembus: Why do I feel like listening to Wreckless Eric all of a sudden?
 Telkwa: I never did understand semaphore.
 Lestrange: Say wut
Image 161307   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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