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233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

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 Mr. Shine: @Knice I know, right?
 Mr. Shine: @theaquaman Good one, bro
 Micro Jackson: Spock be gettin that 7 year itch again
 Peter Pantsless: Kirk is mad because he just showed Spock a painting that he tried reaalllly hard on.
 Minx: Spock, you sly fox you.
 Lestrange: @Knice Thanks for the tour!
 Beeble: @Knice Monkeys and typewriters and all that...
 tib gubb: "want to see me murder this guy in the green shirt with a knife?"
 grizzly: Sexual harassment in the work place.
 msmstud: Smoo-oo-ooth. "It's only logical I ask, have you ever heard of pon farr? Let's chart a course for my place and I'll demonstrate."
Image 161211   02-09-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 addend: (Jumps off table. Spins out of control.)
 Robespierre: Styling by Mr. Twister of Beverly Hills
 Minx: What the dogs in Undertale looks like without their armor.
 annterland: Wind that puppy up!
 nightmarez: That's a bit twisted
 Headoftheclass: "What did you do, Ray?!?" "It's the Stay-Puft marshmallow borkf."
 Annoying Vegan : Michelin Borkf
 ASTER: Junji Ito dog.
 Kohapi: Muffy got into the taffy machine again.
 ChubbyBuddy: the dogward spiral
Image 161210   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mr. Shine: I threw up in here, but when I came back with paper towels I can't find WHERE.
 Minx: All i see is grilled cheese...... mmmmmm grilled cheese.
 sparename: Did you spot all seventeen cats?
 jochenau: I have a plan for renovating this room and it starts with that fireplace.
 Kohapi: We call this pattern "Overcooked Cheese Pizza"
 petepuma: None more 70's
Image 161209   02-09-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 Xeno: That's one big Marat.
 fishsoup: Colossus of Rhodes remake looking good.
 sparename: This must be in a new version of Myst
 Kohapi: Statue sadly titled "Big Puddle Pud Tug"
Image 161208   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Minx: *slow clap* smooth, real smooth.
 sparename: And then he just split..
 RiderFan: He gave you the slip.
 fakeusername: drive safe, dad
 Ulillillia: Aggromobile
 Knice: Racing in the Banan Prix.
Image 161207   02-09-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 a robot: @SpaceCow Jake Jabs! What a highly region-specific reference. I hate that guy!
 SpaceCow: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 ch: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 ChubbyBuddy: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 Ulillillia: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 161206   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 AgentView: When you spend more time picking out the ornate flowerpot than taking care of the plant inside.
Image 161205   02-09-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
 Robespierre: Hit me with your rhythm fish
 Minx: Is that a threat?!?
 White Rice: Live action neko atsume movie looking on point.
 Ulillillia: Now I know what to get @BILL DOOR for Christmas.
 AverageJoe: dem furries...
 whiplash: They're not your friends, ditch the fish and they'll drop you like a hot rock.
 SomeCanadian: This kid is up to no good.
 ChubbyBuddy: *opens window* *all the letters fly off the shirt because theyre made of cat hair*
 Knice: I feel like I'm about to get fish-slapped. :-(
Image 161204   02-09-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Minx: *barf from motion sickness*
 ChubbyBuddy: @tokyopig dickadeedee daa daadoh doh. dicka dee dee dada doo
 tokyopig: too much... hamster... dance!
 tib gubb: this is not okay.
Image 161203   02-09-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 Mr. Shine: I remember getting scolded on this very same website for laughing/commenting on a similar topic.
 ChubbyBuddy: someone stole my RV
 msmstud: Hah!
 AverageJoe: I cry when bikers deserve to DIIIIIIIIE
 SomeCanadian: Okay, but if there's a mess it's going to be on your head.
Image 161202   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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