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249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

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1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
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9. Not A Bot
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
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10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Knice I know, right?
 Mr. Shine: @theaquaman Good one, bro
 Micro Jackson: Spock be gettin that 7 year itch again
 Peter Pantsless: Kirk is mad because he just showed Spock a painting that he tried reaalllly hard on.
 Minx: Spock, you sly fox you.
 Lestrange: @Knice Thanks for the tour!
 Beeble: @Knice Monkeys and typewriters and all that...
 tib gubb: "want to see me murder this guy in the green shirt with a knife?"
 grizzly: Sexual harassment in the work place.
 msmstud: Smoo-oo-ooth. "It's only logical I ask, have you ever heard of pon farr? Let's chart a course for my place and I'll demonstrate."
Image 161211   02-09-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
461
 
 addend: (Jumps off table. Spins out of control.)
 oregon man: Styling by Mr. Twister of Beverly Hills
 Minx: What the dogs in Undertale looks like without their armor.
 annterland: Wind that puppy up!
 nightmarez: That's a bit twisted
 Headoftheclass: "What did you do, Ray?!?" "It's the Stay-Puft marshmallow borkf."
 Annoying Vegan : Michelin Borkf
 ASTER: Junji Ito dog.
 Kohapi: Muffy got into the taffy machine again.
 ChubbyBuddy: the dogward spiral
Image 161210   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
348
 
 Mr. Shine: I threw up in here, but when I came back with paper towels I can't find WHERE.
 Minx: All i see is grilled cheese...... mmmmmm grilled cheese.
 sparename: Did you spot all seventeen cats?
 jochenau: I have a plan for renovating this room and it starts with that fireplace.
 Kohapi: We call this pattern "Overcooked Cheese Pizza"
 petepuma: None more 70's
Image 161209   02-09-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
348
 
 Xeno: That's one big Marat.
 fishsoup: Colossus of Rhodes remake looking good.
 sparename: This must be in a new version of Myst
 Kohapi: Statue sadly titled "Big Puddle Pud Tug"
Image 161208   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
529
 
 Minx: *slow clap* smooth, real smooth.
 sparename: And then he just split..
 RiderFan: He gave you the slip.
 fakeusername: drive safe, dad
 Ulillillia: Aggromobile
 Knice: Racing in the Banan Prix.
Image 161207   02-09-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
616
 
 a robot: @SpaceCow Jake Jabs! What a highly region-specific reference. I hate that guy!
 SpaceCow: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 ch: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 ChubbyBuddy: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 Ulillillia: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 161206   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
155
 
 AgentView: When you spend more time picking out the ornate flowerpot than taking care of the plant inside.
Image 161205   02-09-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
701
 
 crappypants: Hit me with your rhythm fish
 Minx: Is that a threat?!?
 White Rice: Live action neko atsume movie looking on point.
 Ulillillia: Now I know what to get @BILL DOOR for Christmas.
 AverageJoe: dem furries...
 whiplash: They're not your friends, ditch the fish and they'll drop you like a hot rock.
 SomeCanadian: This kid is up to no good.
 ChubbyBuddy: *opens window* *all the letters fly off the shirt because theyre made of cat hair*
 Knice: I feel like I'm about to get fish-slapped. :-(
Image 161204   02-09-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
197
 
 Minx: *barf from motion sickness*
 ChubbyBuddy: @tokyopig dickadeedee daa daadoh doh. dicka dee dee dada doo
 tokyopig: too much... hamster... dance!
 tib gubb: this is not okay.
Image 161203   02-09-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
451
 
 Mr. Shine: I remember getting scolded on this very same website for laughing/commenting on a similar topic.
 ChubbyBuddy: someone stole my RV
 msmstud: Hah!
 AverageJoe: I cry when bikers deserve to DIIIIIIIIE
 SomeCanadian: Okay, but if there's a mess it's going to be on your head.
Image 161202   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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