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192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

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192319 Donut: AND THEY ALL WANT SUN-CHIPS!

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192333 SunWukong: Google Image best guess? "Photograph". FFS.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama



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Score:
281
 
 Minx: Oh... it's me.
 Eleftheros: And everyone vaporized
 Teechur: Congratulations! You'd better grab the maternity bag and get to the hospital now that your water broke.
 yev: we used these moleculs to play golf in class
Image 161187   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
290
 
 Minx: Best thing ever.
 UltraBeverly: 2 bed, 1 bath, cozy cottage. Small rip in space-time in guest room--easily hidden with curtain. $4500/month.
 Mr. Shine: This . . . This is where the magic happens.
 SomeCanadian: Yep, there's your problem. You've got a poltergeist in the drywall. This whole area will need to come out, that'll cost ya.
 Side Boob: "Goodbye moon men..."
 LKoroton: After awesome sex
 Yttermayn : All those old bedfarts have become sentient.
Image 161186   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
185
 
 Minx: "poppy" you say?
 whiplash: Typo, instead of "poppy" he meant "pooper."
 sparename: Another beach bum
Image 161185   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
510
 
 Bob: Way ahead of you.
 petepuma: T9 failure
 SomeCanadian: Another Touring test failure.
 San DoDo: Let it go Syd, just give us back our daffodil
 ChubbyBuddy: I'm Regular af
Image 161184   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
310
 
 petepuma: Mondays
 JohnnySalami: This piece of shi-I mean art is entitled "The devolution of the average business-man"
 Amy Housewine: Username/upload combo, too.
 Amy Housewine: Sciatica can strike at any time.
 yev: the actual ilustrated instructions for anyone who's about to meet putin
Image 161183   02-09-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
233
 
 tokyopig: in soviet Russia, car has sex in back seat of you!
Image 161182   02-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
362
 
 Minx: I'll never let you go.
 San DoDo: Go forth Uruk-hai!
 whiplash: Reply: "I have it but you'll never get it back. MY PRECIOUS! Signed, Gollum."
 Fancy Clown: That wacky Sauron!
Image 161181   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
247
 
 Lestrange: I used to have a chair like that.
 White Rice: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure it's attached via the foregrip, and it only fits in one of the 2 verticle positions (it's in place, foregrip attaches over it holding it in place). I'm hoping that it was done on purpose, to add to the "WTF?" factor of the image (otherwise it's just an odd, 70's looking dood with poor triger discipline)
 Side Boob: Yo! Dude! Your front sight is on upside down! How do you even do that?
 petepuma: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE!
 Chest Rockwell: I guess he gave up on becoming a cage fighter.
 Side Boob: Booger-hook off the bang switch!
 JohnnySalami: "They came for his cats. They'd leave in body bags. DUCK YOU SUCKA 2: YOU ONLY LIVE 9 TIMES; Coming soon!"
 tokyopig: He's in the army. His mother's army.
Image 161180   02-09-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
1022
 
 Minx: That kid's going places!
 Snake Jesus: Holy shit I haven't thought about Eric Conveys An Emotion in years.
 Otterman: Meh.
 WTF: Shrugs not drugs.
 Beef Supreme: This kid's Atlas game is weak.
 whiplash: "Shrugs" is street slang for 'shrooms and drugs.
 LurkedMoar: This kid is probably well into his 30s by now. *shugs*
Image 161179   02-09-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
473
 
 XLY: Worst. Pool. Ever...
 Minx: Why you ask? Magic! That's why!!!
 Bu7Z: This makes me want to play tony hawk pro skater again
 LurkedMoar: Off the rails
 smarkles: @tokyopig Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht.
 tokyopig: Its like that song... the one that goes Da Da Da... Da Da Da. Except its like, divided by 3.
Image 161178   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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