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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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Score:
281
 
 Minx: Oh... it's me.
 Eleftheros: And everyone vaporized
 Teechur: Congratulations! You'd better grab the maternity bag and get to the hospital now that your water broke.
 yev: we used these moleculs to play golf in class
Image 161187   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
290
 
 Minx: Best thing ever.
 UltraBeverly: 2 bed, 1 bath, cozy cottage. Small rip in space-time in guest room--easily hidden with curtain. $4500/month.
 Mr. Shine: This . . . This is where the magic happens.
 SomeCanadian: Yep, there's your problem. You've got a poltergeist in the drywall. This whole area will need to come out, that'll cost ya.
 Side Boob: "Goodbye moon men..."
 LKoroton: After awesome sex
 Yttermayn : All those old bedfarts have become sentient.
Image 161186   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
185
 
 Minx: "poppy" you say?
 whiplash: Typo, instead of "poppy" he meant "pooper."
 sparename: Another beach bum
Image 161185   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
510
 
 Bob: Way ahead of you.
 petepuma: T9 failure
 SomeCanadian: Another Touring test failure.
 San DoDo: Let it go Syd, just give us back our daffodil
 ChubbyBuddy: I'm Regular af
Image 161184   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
310
 
 petepuma: Mondays
 JohnnySalami: This piece of shi-I mean art is entitled "The devolution of the average business-man"
 Amy Housewine: Username/upload combo, too.
 Amy Housewine: Sciatica can strike at any time.
 yev: the actual ilustrated instructions for anyone who's about to meet putin
Image 161183   02-09-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
233
 
 tokyopig: in soviet Russia, car has sex in back seat of you!
Image 161182   02-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
362
 
 Minx: I'll never let you go.
 San DoDo: Go forth Uruk-hai!
 whiplash: Reply: "I have it but you'll never get it back. MY PRECIOUS! Signed, Gollum."
 Fancy Clown: That wacky Sauron!
Image 161181   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
247
 
 Lestrange: I used to have a chair like that.
 White Rice: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure it's attached via the foregrip, and it only fits in one of the 2 verticle positions (it's in place, foregrip attaches over it holding it in place). I'm hoping that it was done on purpose, to add to the "WTF?" factor of the image (otherwise it's just an odd, 70's looking dood with poor triger discipline)
 Side Boob: Yo! Dude! Your front sight is on upside down! How do you even do that?
 petepuma: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE!
 Chest Rockwell: I guess he gave up on becoming a cage fighter.
 Side Boob: Booger-hook off the bang switch!
 JohnnySalami: "They came for his cats. They'd leave in body bags. DUCK YOU SUCKA 2: YOU ONLY LIVE 9 TIMES; Coming soon!"
 tokyopig: He's in the army. His mother's army.
Image 161180   02-09-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
1022
 
 Minx: That kid's going places!
 Snake Jesus: Holy shit I haven't thought about Eric Conveys An Emotion in years.
 Otterman: Meh.
 WTF: Shrugs not drugs.
 Beef Supreme: This kid's Atlas game is weak.
 whiplash: "Shrugs" is street slang for 'shrooms and drugs.
 LurkedMoar: This kid is probably well into his 30s by now. *shugs*
Image 161179   02-09-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
473
 
 XLY: Worst. Pool. Ever...
 Minx: Why you ask? Magic! That's why!!!
 Bu7Z: This makes me want to play tony hawk pro skater again
 LurkedMoar: Off the rails
 smarkles: @tokyopig Ich liebe dich nicht, do liebst mich nicht.
 tokyopig: Its like that song... the one that goes Da Da Da... Da Da Da. Except its like, divided by 3.
Image 161178   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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