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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.



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Score:
406
 
 LieutenantTofu: @Bu7Z I dunno, somehow I feel better having all that information. Like learning a new word every day, even if you don't use it.
 Wet farts: Winning the most wet award
 SpaceCow: Waterworld's new attraction "Baseball Player" wasn't the hit they were hoping for.
 Beeble: Don't eat the Hiroshima Carps.
 Lestrange: Hiroshima carps is my gang name
 tib gubb: this is fine.
 flushpuppy: @tokyopig that was way more information than I needed, was gonna comment 'he got hosed' or some dumb shit, you gave this image way to much context.
 tokyopig: ahaha ahmygawd. This is the Tokyo Swallows mascot, he has like a whole family of co-mascots and they usually make some sort of goof during the game, always self deprecating and only involving the cheerleaders if anyone else. Given the empty seats in the back I think this is a genuine out of character moment of the guy in the suit getting pissed. Worse still, the player is not in Swallows uniform--he looks like a member of the Hiroshima Carps.
 Prostata: the new coach is kinda harsh
 addend: No more foul balls.
Image 161015   02-08-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
352
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Gee whiz, it's a G-Wiz.
 Mad Collager: I think you know what I meant, but this is kinda funny.
 Mad Collager: Don't beautiful people-foot around, MARCH!
 tokyopig: Satan be fabulous.
 SomeCanadian: For the glory of Impact Font, of course.
Image 161014   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
290
 
 Rat-Butt: Sadness at the Furry Con...
 Mad Collager: Judging from his nose's apparent length, he must've just told a 2-Pinoccio lie.
 White Rice: @Knice *about to ruin the joke by taking things swruously* The guy is dressed up as Amy Rose, one of the recurring characters in the sonic the hedgehog games (I think she first pops up in sonic adventure?). Given that it looks like it's in a convention hall of some sort, that all the Sonic characters have pretty distinct color combinations, and the large, straw-looking object in the background (it's a mallet, because of course the female hedgehog uses a giant mallet) is present makes it pretty much certain that's who this guys was dressing as. Also: the dress.
 tokyopig: jesus. too real man. Too fucking real.
 fakeusername: I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
 King Polly: Hehe sorry @Knice
 ptrain: Why are we assuming he is human? @SomeCanadian
 Prostata: The unbearable lightness of hedgehogs
 Knice: Why are we assuming it's a female hedgehog?
 SomeCanadian: *Drowns in ennui*
 tib gubb: I thought that was Pete from "Pete and Pete"
 tokyopig: jesus. too real man. Too fucking real.
 p-niiice: and silently nurses a mega-slurpee in silence
Image 161013   02-08-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
336
 
 LieutenantTofu: These guys know how to party.
 LieutenantTofu: A deadly combination. But so very entertaining
 Telkwa: #160413 - security cam footage from the scene
 ch: damn these are some high-grade cats you're unloading derek did you --- SHIT THE COPSES
 jochenau: Is the screen distorted or does that guy have two foreheads' worth of forehead?
 Peach: Then I have nothing left to live for.
 Bluetocracy: I knew cats masterminded the whole thing
 Side Boob: Of course it's Philly
 FabricMan: Afterwards, you grab 'em by the weed!
 CapitalismMeow: They finally found me!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :)
 copunter: genetic engineering has its dangers, but finally, a hypoallergenic cat that shits marijuana
 addend: Meowiwanna.
 pawsies: Something about a seizure, and cats, blame marijuana
Image 161012   02-08-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
301
 
 msmstud: My First thought was HL2 Ep2. And Hedy Lamarr.
 Dick Inspector: Deep space probe.
 petepuma: [mom joke goes here]
 Lestrange: @Side Boob Puts being shot and killed by a toddler into perspective lol.
 Sadbot: @Side Boob I watched that, the two things that struck were how young the maintenance crew was, and how the then head of the DoD was all "accidents happen, lol, #yolo"
 Bluetocracy: just the tip
 waffle iron: Obviously my own typo / iPad keyboard auto correct fail
 Side Boob: Don't drop a wrench! npr.org/2016/09/15/493792864/…
 minimum max: Had to check if dildo got switcheroo'd with dinner, been caught out before by the word swappy machine here...
 Taters: Dildo @Bu7Z
 tib gubb: That seems like a reasonable thing to keep around
 chemical: Looks like dinner, which is funny because it can fuck a whole city.
Image 161011   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
93
 
 E. HONDA: imagine actually being motivated by this
 Science: Newsflash: The Bible was created by a committee - fallible men cherry-picking the "Word of God" means that the Bible cannot, by their own rules, be strictly interpreted as coming directly from God's mouth.
 Mr. Shine: I hate Bob's Burgers.
 tokyopig: I just had to wikipedia Jack T Chick to make sure he's still dead. He only died last year, and this panel has a flat screen and an Xbox 360 in it so I can only assume that some idiot, possibly idiots, have taken up doing god's work for him--the god of shitty, brain damaged cartoons that is.
 SomeCanadian: All your music needs, from today's pop to the golden oldies, now on 101.3, THE PSALM!
 tib gubb: Your family sucks, and it's your fault, and you just want to blame other people because of how they live their lives.
 tritium: It's been a while since I've read Torah, but I don't think Leviticus has much to say about Family Guy.
 whiplash: Well duh! 50 years ago, "Family Guy" wasn't even ON, and televisions were MUCH smaller.
 Knice: Ah, yes; that clears things up.
Image 161010   02-08-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
397
 
 XLY: Juice Demon was my stripper name in college
 jochenau: Thirty bucks?!
 Mr. Shine: Jay Kordich?!
 tokyopig: Clumsy avoidance of copyright lawyers or spelling-challenged antisemitism? We may never know...
 SomeCanadian: Juice Demon's one weakness is Copyright Demon and his army of undead lawyers.
 tib gubb: looks like twerk guy
 whiplash: Juice of the Beetle Demon, that is.
 WTF: Scarabnectar
 Turd Ferguson: Juice Demon Juice Demon Juice Demon
 Knice: It's like a blender, but more metal.
 dobbiesdoogs: i am the apparition with more than anyone else, dear
Image 161009   02-08-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
261
 
 LurkedMoar: Mouse!
 Side Boob: This dog is clearly a vampire as it casts no shadow.
 Prostata: WOOF
 thecraftywolf: roarkf
 ChubbyBuddy: hey heres some land. i found it. don't think its new tho
Image 161008   02-08-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
256
 
 Jabberwikket: Close call ! Good thing I'm illiterate
 Mr. Shine: Too late! *sniper bullet*
 PenguinBartender: MY EYES!
 Otterman: Sharp edges
 SomeCanadian: Or whatever.
 Side Boob: Dammit!
 WTF: Seven days...
 Amiga 1000: Do not read this comment
Image 161007   02-08-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
371
 
 Bluetocracy: Necessary Translation: "Holy crap, I'm tripping balls!"
 Zukero: Translation: "A huge Moebius ring ! ...Laid here since when ? ...And by who ? ...And why ?" [...] "But... Holy God ! The sky!"
 chelseachels: Mbius you sick freak, why?!?
Image 161006   02-08-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
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