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192873  jazzjunkie: Accurate

192852  Jabberwikket: @apoxia, because counterfeiting is a time honored American tradition

192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

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192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

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 LieutenantTofu: @Bu7Z I dunno, somehow I feel better having all that information. Like learning a new word every day, even if you don't use it.
 Wet farts: Winning the most wet award
 SpaceCow: Waterworld's new attraction "Baseball Player" wasn't the hit they were hoping for.
 Beeble: Don't eat the Hiroshima Carps.
 Lestrange: Hiroshima carps is my gang name
 tib gubb: this is fine.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig that was way more information than I needed, was gonna comment 'he got hosed' or some dumb shit, you gave this image way to much context.
 tokyopig: ahaha ahmygawd. This is the Tokyo Swallows mascot, he has like a whole family of co-mascots and they usually make some sort of goof during the game, always self deprecating and only involving the cheerleaders if anyone else. Given the empty seats in the back I think this is a genuine out of character moment of the guy in the suit getting pissed. Worse still, the player is not in Swallows uniform--he looks like a member of the Hiroshima Carps.
 Prostata: the new coach is kinda harsh
 addend: No more foul balls.
Image 161015   02-08-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
352
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Gee whiz, it's a G-Wiz.
 Mad Collager: I think you know what I meant, but this is kinda funny.
 Mad Collager: Don't beautiful people-foot around, MARCH!
 tokyopig: Satan be fabulous.
 SomeCanadian: For the glory of Impact Font, of course.
Image 161014   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
290
 
 Rat-Butt: Sadness at the Furry Con...
 Mad Collager: Judging from his nose's apparent length, he must've just told a 2-Pinoccio lie.
 White Rice: @Knice *about to ruin the joke by taking things swruously* The guy is dressed up as Amy Rose, one of the recurring characters in the sonic the hedgehog games (I think she first pops up in sonic adventure?). Given that it looks like it's in a convention hall of some sort, that all the Sonic characters have pretty distinct color combinations, and the large, straw-looking object in the background (it's a mallet, because of course the female hedgehog uses a giant mallet) is present makes it pretty much certain that's who this guys was dressing as. Also: the dress.
 tokyopig: jesus. too real man. Too fucking real.
 fakeusername: I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
 Bu7Z: Hehe sorry @Knice
 Bu7Z: Why are we assuming he is human? @SomeCanadian
 Prostata: The unbearable lightness of hedgehogs
 Knice: Why are we assuming it's a female hedgehog?
 SomeCanadian: *Drowns in ennui*
 tib gubb: I thought that was Pete from "Pete and Pete"
 tokyopig: jesus. too real man. Too fucking real.
 p-niiice: and silently nurses a mega-slurpee in silence
Image 161013   02-08-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
336
 
 LieutenantTofu: These guys know how to party.
 LieutenantTofu: A deadly combination. But so very entertaining
 Telkwa: #160413 - security cam footage from the scene
 ch: damn these are some high-grade cats you're unloading derek did you --- SHIT THE COPSES
 jochenau: Is the screen distorted or does that guy have two foreheads' worth of forehead?
 Peach: Then I have nothing left to live for.
 Bluetocracy: I knew cats masterminded the whole thing
 Side Boob: Of course it's Philly
 FabricMan: Afterwards, you grab 'em by the weed!
 CapitalismMeow: They finally found me!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :)
 copunter: genetic engineering has its dangers, but finally, a hypoallergenic cat that shits marijuana
 addend: Meowiwanna.
 Bu7Z: Something about a seizure, and cats, blame marijuana
Image 161012   02-08-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
301
 
 msmstud: My First thought was HL2 Ep2. And Hedy Lamarr.
 Dick Inspector: Deep space probe.
 petepuma: [mom joke goes here]
 Lestrange: @Side Boob Puts being shot and killed by a toddler into perspective lol.
 Sadbot: @Side Boob I watched that, the two things that struck were how young the maintenance crew was, and how the then head of the DoD was all "accidents happen, lol, #yolo"
 Bluetocracy: just the tip
 Bu7Z: Obviously my own typo / iPad keyboard auto correct fail
 Side Boob: Don't drop a wrench! npr.org/2016/09/15/493792864/…
 Bu7Z: Had to check if dildo got switcheroo'd with dinner, been caught out before by the word swappy machine here...
 Bu7Z: Dildo @Bu7Z
 tib gubb: That seems like a reasonable thing to keep around
 Bu7Z: Looks like dinner, which is funny because it can fuck a whole city.
Image 161011   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
70
 
 E. HONDA: imagine actually being motivated by this
 Science: Newsflash: The Bible was created by a committee - fallible men cherry-picking the "Word of God" means that the Bible cannot, by their own rules, be strictly interpreted as coming directly from God's mouth.
 Mr. Shine: I hate Bob's Burgers.
 tokyopig: I just had to wikipedia Jack T Chick to make sure he's still dead. He only died last year, and this panel has a flat screen and an Xbox 360 in it so I can only assume that some idiot, possibly idiots, have taken up doing god's work for him--the god of shitty, brain damaged cartoons that is.
 SomeCanadian: All your music needs, from today's pop to the golden oldies, now on 101.3, THE PSALM!
 tib gubb: Your family sucks, and it's your fault, and you just want to blame other people because of how they live their lives.
 tritium: It's been a while since I've read Torah, but I don't think Leviticus has much to say about Family Guy.
 whiplash: Well duh! 50 years ago, "Family Guy" wasn't even ON, and televisions were MUCH smaller.
 Knice: Ah, yes; that clears things up.
Image 161010   02-08-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
397
 
 XLY: Juice Demon was my stripper name in college
 jochenau: Thirty bucks?!
 Mr. Shine: Jay Kordich?!
 tokyopig: Clumsy avoidance of copyright lawyers or spelling-challenged antisemitism? We may never know...
 SomeCanadian: Juice Demon's one weakness is Copyright Demon and his army of undead lawyers.
 tib gubb: looks like twerk guy
 whiplash: Juice of the Beetle Demon, that is.
 WTF: Scarabnectar
 Turd Ferguson: Juice Demon Juice Demon Juice Demon
 Knice: It's like a blender, but more metal.
 dobbiesdoogs: i am the apparition with more than anyone else, dear
Image 161009   02-08-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
235
 
 LurkedMoar: Mouse!
 Side Boob: This dog is clearly a vampire as it casts no shadow.
 Prostata: WOOF
 thecraftywolf: roarkf
 ChubbyBuddy: hey heres some land. i found it. don't think its new tho
Image 161008   02-08-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
256
 
 Jabberwikket: Close call ! Good thing I'm illiterate
 Mr. Shine: Too late! *sniper bullet*
 PenguinBartender: MY EYES!
 Otterman: Sharp edges
 SomeCanadian: Or whatever.
 Side Boob: Dammit!
 WTF: Seven days...
 Bu7Z: Do not read this comment
Image 161007   02-08-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
371
 
 Bluetocracy: Necessary Translation: "Holy crap, I'm tripping balls!"
 Zukero: Translation: "A huge Moebius ring ! ...Laid here since when ? ...And by who ? ...And why ?" [...] "But... Holy God ! The sky!"
 Bu7Z: Mbius you sick freak, why?!?
Image 161006   02-08-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
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