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257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

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 XLY: "A Hind ER? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
 E. HONDA: use a more common word, like "obturate"
 Uncle Phil: Circles "hinder" doesn't care about "there is little to no binding laws"
 PenguinBartender: This paper is ++ungood.
 Lestrange: Use of bigly words is the worst. Everybody says so. Bad.
 Beef Supreme: I wouldn't deign to utilize the miniscule lexicon of this professor or any other cretin. Seize that B-minus and revel in the knowledge that even your educators are not your peers.
 tib gubb: "i'm a sovereign citizen! I know my rights! What are you doing? Ow, ow, stop!"
 jochenau: As a grad student I quickly developed the rule that if a paper's vocabulary is more difficult than its concepts, it's not worth the time it takes to decipher. Some of those people wield a thesaurus like a bludgeon.
 tokyopig: Ah yes, the college exercise of peer editing. Your first step into a smaller world.
 Robologna: Excuse you. I totally use the word "hinder" while speaking aloud. I legitimately throw together undergraduate-level vocabulary words with meme-speak. My oral cavity is a bloody mess mommy
 Mexico: Circuses are for the commoners, Bruce. We must abase ourselves to their level if we wish to proselytize to them.
Image 160981   02-08-17   Uploaded by    boozer
 LKoroton: *pizza
 LKoroton: Cell pizz
 Lestrange: I want to speak to the manager.
 Murm Gungus: That one slice is the last to be taken as everyone tries to outdo each other in politeness
 tokyopig: I hope this isn't a test for pizza blindness.
 jazzjunkie: Hey, if you wanted a pepperonis pizza, you should've been more specific!
Image 160980   02-08-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 Scoo: Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree
Image 160979   02-08-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Rat-Butt: ....
 Bluetocracy: first world problems
 Zukero: Can was well shaken. One side will open at random. New russian roulette for two.
 Otterman: Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
 Science: Just friends being friends
 whiplash: Alright ladies, you've passed the first test of this year's "The Bachelor--Slut Edition." Now, let's move on to the hot dog-eating competition.
 Beef Supreme: Must...not...comment...
 tib gubb: he we see the mother co-ed feeding her young
 AverageJoe: 2 girls 1 can
 piranharama: @Sheikhjahbooty: and yet, I cannot look away...
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is a strange reenactment of Lady and the Tramp.
Image 160978   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 whiplash: I would have added "Sincerely," for a personal touch.
 Amy Housewine: The people who make the cards put a message in the middle to save you having to make much effort.
 Mexico: This is all you get.
Image 160977   02-08-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 SomeCanadian: @tib gubb We also poop. Poop is a plus, right?
 Lestrange: Exactly my parenting style.
 oregon man: Or ask it to devide by zero @Amy Housewine
 Borkf: That isn't even a paradox.
 tib gubb: literally the one advantage we have over the machines
 Amy Housewine: The child is actually one of those robots that explodes if you just ask it "Why?" with no context.
 Scoo: Sleep tight, Matt
Image 160976   02-08-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Mr. Shine: With the amount of news coverage this got, I hope it was still effective.
 WaffleIron: A neat advertisement, wholly underrepresented here.…
Image 160975   02-08-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
 taiko: Getting in touch with his inner cruciferoid.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : I'd recommend doing it anyways. The extended manuscript reads like the short one, just longer; I'd recommend it.
 WaffleIron: @Mexico : Aye, anytime ones reads Heinlein there's the constant troubling portrayal of the relationships between the sexes. This sounds apologist, but I keep in the back of my mind that Robert was born in 1907, and found a publisher for SIASL in 1961, and most importantly that such a portrayal of women was still progressive for the time (this last part is everyone's fault). As for militarism - he was in the navy, as was Virginia Heinlein (his final wife). If I start writing more about this it's going to turn into a banner topic :)
 piranharama: These are the oddest comments about a broccoli massage I have ever seen.
 Mexico: @a robot I read it not too long ago, and I didn't really like it. I liked the prose, but I dislike Heinlein's tendency toward militarism and frankly, kinda gross sexism. Bizarrely enough, Spaceship Troopers makes for a surprisingly good companion piece to the Social Contract.
 a robot: @WaffleIron Rad for a serious blast from the past. I loved that book in college but haven't read it again in over a decade. I'm a little afraid I might hate it now and dull its shine in my memory :/
 Scoo: Feel the broccoli. Be the broccoli.
 WaffleIron: "Apprehensively he let himself be encouraged to walk around-and found that he did enjoy it and that the living creatures did not protest. He set his sensitivity for such things as high as possible; his brother was right, this was their proper being-to be walked on."
Image 160974   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 DrinkMixMan: He has an a-maze-ing intellect
Image 160973   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 raditzu: Fools! This isn't even my final goal!
 PenguinBartender: @BILL DOOR Calm down. Have some dip.
 AverageJoe: My goal was to reach retirement, but I guess reaching the end of the day seems more reasonable
 tib gubb: stfu frieza, you're not my real dad!
 tokyopig: Brilliant Freeza, advise them with useless self-help platitudes and they'll soon defeat themselves!
 Mexico: Screw you, Freeza! You're evil, so why should listen to you?!
Image 160972   02-07-17   Uploaded by    peeper
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