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268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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 XLY: "A Hind ER? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
 E. HONDA: use a more common word, like "obturate"
 Uncle Phil: Circles "hinder" doesn't care about "there is little to no binding laws"
 PenguinBartender: This paper is ++ungood.
 Lestrange: Use of bigly words is the worst. Everybody says so. Bad.
 Beef Supreme: I wouldn't deign to utilize the miniscule lexicon of this professor or any other cretin. Seize that B-minus and revel in the knowledge that even your educators are not your peers.
 tib gubb: "i'm a sovereign citizen! I know my rights! What are you doing? Ow, ow, stop!"
 jochenau: As a grad student I quickly developed the rule that if a paper's vocabulary is more difficult than its concepts, it's not worth the time it takes to decipher. Some of those people wield a thesaurus like a bludgeon.
 tokyopig: Ah yes, the college exercise of peer editing. Your first step into a smaller world.
 Robologna: Excuse you. I totally use the word "hinder" while speaking aloud. I legitimately throw together undergraduate-level vocabulary words with meme-speak. My oral cavity is a bloody mess mommy
 Mexico: Circuses are for the commoners, Bruce. We must abase ourselves to their level if we wish to proselytize to them.
Image 160981   02-08-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
299
 
 LKoroton: *pizza
 LKoroton: Cell pizz
 Lestrange: I want to speak to the manager.
 Murm Gungus: That one slice is the last to be taken as everyone tries to outdo each other in politeness
 tokyopig: I hope this isn't a test for pizza blindness.
 jazzjunkie: Hey, if you wanted a pepperonis pizza, you should've been more specific!
Image 160980   02-08-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
196
 
 Scoo: Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree
Image 160979   02-08-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
352
 
 Rat-Butt: ....
 Bluetocracy: first world problems
 Zukero: Can was well shaken. One side will open at random. New russian roulette for two.
 Otterman: Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
 Science: Just friends being friends
 whiplash: Alright ladies, you've passed the first test of this year's "The Bachelor--Slut Edition." Now, let's move on to the hot dog-eating competition.
 Beef Supreme: Must...not...comment...
 tib gubb: he we see the mother co-ed feeding her young
 AverageJoe: 2 girls 1 can
 piranharama: @Sheikhjahbooty: and yet, I cannot look away...
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is a strange reenactment of Lady and the Tramp.
Image 160978   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
216
 
 whiplash: I would have added "Sincerely," for a personal touch.
 Amy Housewine: The people who make the cards put a message in the middle to save you having to make much effort.
 Mexico: This is all you get.
Image 160977   02-08-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
399
 
 SomeCanadian: @tib gubb We also poop. Poop is a plus, right?
 Lestrange: Exactly my parenting style.
 oregon man: Or ask it to devide by zero @Amy Housewine
 Borkf: That isn't even a paradox.
 tib gubb: literally the one advantage we have over the machines
 Amy Housewine: The child is actually one of those robots that explodes if you just ask it "Why?" with no context.
 Scoo: Sleep tight, Matt
Image 160976   02-08-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: With the amount of news coverage this got, I hope it was still effective.
 WaffleIron: A neat advertisement, wholly underrepresented here. gizmodo.com/…
Image 160975   02-08-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
356
 
 taiko: Getting in touch with his inner cruciferoid.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : I'd recommend doing it anyways. The extended manuscript reads like the short one, just longer; I'd recommend it.
 WaffleIron: @Mexico : Aye, anytime ones reads Heinlein there's the constant troubling portrayal of the relationships between the sexes. This sounds apologist, but I keep in the back of my mind that Robert was born in 1907, and found a publisher for SIASL in 1961, and most importantly that such a portrayal of women was still progressive for the time (this last part is everyone's fault). As for militarism - he was in the navy, as was Virginia Heinlein (his final wife). If I start writing more about this it's going to turn into a banner topic :)
 piranharama: These are the oddest comments about a broccoli massage I have ever seen.
 Mexico: @a robot I read it not too long ago, and I didn't really like it. I liked the prose, but I dislike Heinlein's tendency toward militarism and frankly, kinda gross sexism. Bizarrely enough, Spaceship Troopers makes for a surprisingly good companion piece to the Social Contract.
 a robot: @WaffleIron Rad for a serious blast from the past. I loved that book in college but haven't read it again in over a decade. I'm a little afraid I might hate it now and dull its shine in my memory :/
 Scoo: Feel the broccoli. Be the broccoli.
 WaffleIron: "Apprehensively he let himself be encouraged to walk around-and found that he did enjoy it and that the living creatures did not protest. He set his sensitivity for such things as high as possible; his brother was right, this was their proper being-to be walked on."
Image 160974   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
127
 
 DrinkMixMan: He has an a-maze-ing intellect
Image 160973   02-08-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
378
 
 raditzu: Fools! This isn't even my final goal!
 PenguinBartender: @BILL DOOR Calm down. Have some dip.
 BILL DOOR: AND NO, I AM NOT A FAN OF DRAGON BALL Z. I DISLIKE ANY SERIES THAT HAS ITS PROTAGONISTS RECOVER SO EASILY FROM DYING. A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING WOULD BE TOO DAMNED SILLY.
 BILL DOOR: BUT IF I DO THAT HOW WILL I EVER ATTAIN THE POWER OF A SUPER SAIYAN WITHOUT RESORTING TO THE ULTIMATE IN PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT: THE DRAGON BALLS?
 AverageJoe: My goal was to reach retirement, but I guess reaching the end of the day seems more reasonable
 tib gubb: stfu frieza, you're not my real dad!
 tokyopig: Brilliant Freeza, advise them with useless self-help platitudes and they'll soon defeat themselves!
 Mexico: Screw you, Freeza! You're evil, so why should listen to you?!
Image 160972   02-07-17   Uploaded by    peeper
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