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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

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Score:
306
 
 San DoDo: Can I borrow everything?
 kate shutupton: It might remind me of college, if I could only remember ... but it probably would have been Grain Belt or Leinenkugel's. Hey - did you know that Big Eddy is a horse?
 tib gubb: glad to know i'm not the only one
 Skinr: look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh
 LieutenantTofu: Back in 8th grade this was probably the coolest basement ever
 guest: "you ever like, wake up in the morning and you like, go to do something and you're like, 'what the he- what the fuck?'"
 tokyopig: step ladder clearly for keg stands/beer bongs. Ugly couch because college housing. Tucked in shirt with a mullet and jeans, throwing horns because hesher.
 Zampano: The only things this dude owns in life are a stepladder, a couch from the 90's and a 6 pack of Milwaukee's beast
 sparename: "Me drinking with my stepladder, my real ladder left home when I was only little"
Image 160902   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
546
 
 Python77: He wouldn't be there if he hadn't skipped let day.
 cannabis: Comfort cubed
 Science: Securely restrain criminals with tiny, child-like bodies!
 LieutenantTofu: I didn't ask about it, but they keep telling me all about it
 Winterneuro: @Fancy Clown Probably in ACJS Today, the monthly magazine for the Academy of Criminl Justice Sciences and ready by many CJ professionals in policing and corrections, the two groups who use equipment like this (at least here in the US)
 Headoftheclass: More like "dreaming about"!
 tokyopig: George Takei says 'ohhh myyy'
 Peter Pantsless: Fucking finally
 Fancy Clown: Hearing about where exactly...?
 Urn BooUrn: Nothing good of course, but you've been hearing about it regardless.
 guest: anti masturbation chair, specially prescribed
Image 160901   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
353
 
 LieutenantTofu: You can't be sure. Pee is hand temperature
 Headoftheclass: Pubes, on the other hand... (see what I did there ; )
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : That's IMPOSSIBLE!
 Scoo: I'm 100% sure, because I only pooped.
Image 160900   02-07-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
419
 
 claphands: Stop making sense
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Down with this sort of thing
 Albatross: Now, I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last sketches I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except perhaps my wife and some of her friends... oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor sketch. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
 Shay: That's too bad, I'm registered with the Silly Party.
 Fancy Clown: Careful now.
 addend: No.
Image 160899   02-07-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
462
 
 reply: Quack, damn you
 Prostata: I know someone who accidentally killed a chicken by suddenly shouting. :(
 sparename: Wouldn't that be startled to stopth,? or stoppled?
 SomeCanadian: Chickens are not very bright creatures
 SomeCanadian: Chickens are not very bright creatures
Image 160898   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
424
 
 pewdiepie: HOW much wood?
 Hosebag: I'm not sure why, but my Doberman hates these guys. Maybe he's just hungry.
 LieutenantTofu: @wolfpk besides she was ugly
 LieutenantTofu: @Telkwa lumberjacks HATE her
 Telkwa: Dramatic photo reveals how much wood she could chuck.
 Mexico: What is winter? What does it all mean?
 wolfpk: Please honey, let me back in. I said I was sorry!
 Peter Pantsless: Due to global warming and this guy's fat ass, it will never be winter again
Image 160897   02-07-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
498
 
 whiplash: Hey guys, I'm a beaver, hur dur!
 Peter Pantsless: @Headoftheclass tinyurl.com/…
 carpwoman: Fun must be had.
 Headoftheclass: @Peter Pantsless or Man (Thing)'s best friend, perhaps?
 tokyopig: have you guys found that deer carcass in the woods yet? omg you gotta try it. Its just like a gooey slip n slide!
 Radstarboom: Let's consult the bones! (The bones tell me nothing)
 Peter Pantsless: Truly, Swamp Thing's best friend
 hearsegirl: @Scoo Do some call you. . . Tim?
 Scoo: STOP! He who would cross the Bridge of Death, must answer me these questions three!
 SomeCanadian: Gaaah! Satan-dog!
Image 160896   02-07-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
484
 
 Robologna: I slid into the kitchen and read this one outloud for my roommate in a jaunty sort of voice. He said, "sounds good to me," and I sort of slinked across the counter and said seductively, "did you work a little harder than your neighbor? You still get the same amount of bread." He said, "Depends on the kind of communism." I said, "Fully automated! Sickle-and-a-martini," and then cackled like a witch. Surprisingly, I'm not on any drugs or anything right now
 tib gubb: surely it will last forever
 a robot: @WaffleIron As long as there's still cheap booze I'll be ok
 LieutenantTofu: @tokyopig if they were given books about macs to read in the dark and cold, now I REALLY feel bad for them
 WaffleIron: For everyone but @a robot , who is part of the fully automated class, the autotariat. Nothing but used motor oil and dc electricity for them.
 tokyopig: yes indeed. refugees living in tents with no heating or plumbing are clearly on the level after receiving charitably donated mac books. They have it the same as you or I. Because this is communism.
 DrinkMixMan: This is what people just liking stuff on Facebook actually believe.
 Scoo: We'll have the most luxurious communism you've ever seen. They've tried communism before, but I got to tell you, it was a disaster. Total losers, those communists. We'll do it right, it'll be yuuuuuge.
 yev: fisting. ha ha
Image 160895   02-07-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
442
 
 Scoo: Anyway, there's Wonderwall
 ughjeez: I don't believe that anybody RADs a pic like this like I do now.
Image 160894   02-07-17   Uploaded by    UseYourName
Score:
274
 
 brown tony: I prefer to do the Ooby-Dooby with all of my might.
 El hefe: Monument Valley Jr
 LieutenantTofu: Perpetual motion machine and annoyed skeptic pictured
 jochenau: Hey, those aren't doughnuts!
 Niels Bohr: Daycare at The Large Hadron Collider.
 winwolf: Toroidal toddler torture.
 addend: See 5 babies fight it out at bottom of steel donut. Festival seats. Rain or shine.
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: toddler stuck in non-Euclidean manifold.
Image 160893   02-07-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
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