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232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

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233067 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

232932 mexican: *click*

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

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 San DoDo: Can I borrow everything?
 Robespierre: It might remind me of college, if I could only remember ... but it probably would have been Grain Belt or Leinenkugel's. Hey - did you know that Big Eddy is a horse?
 tib gubb: glad to know i'm not the only one
 Skinr: look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh
 LieutenantTofu: Back in 8th grade this was probably the coolest basement ever
 guest: "you ever like, wake up in the morning and you like, go to do something and you're like, 'what the he- what the fuck?'"
 tokyopig: step ladder clearly for keg stands/beer bongs. Ugly couch because college housing. Tucked in shirt with a mullet and jeans, throwing horns because hesher.
 Zampano: The only things this dude owns in life are a stepladder, a couch from the 90's and a 6 pack of Milwaukee's beast
 sparename: "Me drinking with my stepladder, my real ladder left home when I was only little"
Image 160902   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Python77: He wouldn't be there if he hadn't skipped let day.
 Robespierre: Comfort cubed
 Science: Securely restrain criminals with tiny, child-like bodies!
 LieutenantTofu: I didn't ask about it, but they keep telling me all about it
 Winterneuro: @Fancy Clown Probably in ACJS Today, the monthly magazine for the Academy of Criminl Justice Sciences and ready by many CJ professionals in policing and corrections, the two groups who use equipment like this (at least here in the US)
 Headoftheclass: More like "dreaming about"!
 tokyopig: George Takei says 'ohhh myyy'
 Peter Pantsless: Fucking finally
 Fancy Clown: Hearing about where exactly...?
 Urn BooUrn: Nothing good of course, but you've been hearing about it regardless.
 guest: anti masturbation chair, specially prescribed
Image 160901   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 LieutenantTofu: You can't be sure. Pee is hand temperature
 Headoftheclass: Pubes, on the other hand... (see what I did there ; )
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : That's IMPOSSIBLE!
 Scoo: I'm 100% sure, because I only pooped.
Image 160900   02-07-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
 Robespierre: Stop making sense
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Down with this sort of thing
 Albatross: Now, I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last sketches I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except perhaps my wife and some of her friends... oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor sketch. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
 Shay: That's too bad, I'm registered with the Silly Party.
 Fancy Clown: Careful now.
 addend: No.
Image 160899   02-07-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you
 Prostata: I know someone who accidentally killed a chicken by suddenly shouting. :(
 sparename: Wouldn't that be startled to stopth,? or stoppled?
 SomeCanadian: Chickens are not very bright creatures
 SomeCanadian: Chickens are not very bright creatures
Image 160898   02-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Robespierre: HOW much wood?
 Hosebag: I'm not sure why, but my Doberman hates these guys. Maybe he's just hungry.
 LieutenantTofu: @wolfpk besides she was ugly
 LieutenantTofu: @Telkwa lumberjacks HATE her
 Telkwa: Dramatic photo reveals how much wood she could chuck.
 Mexico: What is winter? What does it all mean?
 wolfpk: Please honey, let me back in. I said I was sorry!
 Peter Pantsless: Due to global warming and this guy's fat ass, it will never be winter again
Image 160897   02-07-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 whiplash: Hey guys, I'm a beaver, hur dur!
 Peter Pantsless: @Headoftheclass…
 carpwoman: Fun must be had.
 Headoftheclass: @Peter Pantsless or Man (Thing)'s best friend, perhaps?
 tokyopig: have you guys found that deer carcass in the woods yet? omg you gotta try it. Its just like a gooey slip n slide!
 Radstarboom: Let's consult the bones! (The bones tell me nothing)
 Peter Pantsless: Truly, Swamp Thing's best friend
 hearsegirl: @Scoo Do some call you. . . Tim?
 Scoo: STOP! He who would cross the Bridge of Death, must answer me these questions three!
 SomeCanadian: Gaaah! Satan-dog!
Image 160896   02-07-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 Robologna: I slid into the kitchen and read this one outloud for my roommate in a jaunty sort of voice. He said, "sounds good to me," and I sort of slinked across the counter and said seductively, "did you work a little harder than your neighbor? You still get the same amount of bread." He said, "Depends on the kind of communism." I said, "Fully automated! Sickle-and-a-martini," and then cackled like a witch. Surprisingly, I'm not on any drugs or anything right now
 tib gubb: surely it will last forever
 a robot: @WaffleIron As long as there's still cheap booze I'll be ok
 LieutenantTofu: @tokyopig if they were given books about macs to read in the dark and cold, now I REALLY feel bad for them
 WaffleIron: For everyone but @a robot , who is part of the fully automated class, the autotariat. Nothing but used motor oil and dc electricity for them.
 tokyopig: yes indeed. refugees living in tents with no heating or plumbing are clearly on the level after receiving charitably donated mac books. They have it the same as you or I. Because this is communism.
 DrinkMixMan: This is what people just liking stuff on Facebook actually believe.
 Scoo: We'll have the most luxurious communism you've ever seen. They've tried communism before, but I got to tell you, it was a disaster. Total losers, those communists. We'll do it right, it'll be yuuuuuge.
 yev: fisting. ha ha
Image 160895   02-07-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Scoo: Anyway, there's Wonderwall
 ughjeez: I don't believe that anybody RADs a pic like this like I do now.
Image 160894   02-07-17   Uploaded by    UseYourName
 Robespierre: I prefer to do the Ooby-Dooby with all of my might.
 El hefe: Monument Valley Jr
 LieutenantTofu: Perpetual motion machine and annoyed skeptic pictured
 jochenau: Hey, those aren't doughnuts!
 Niels Bohr: Daycare at The Large Hadron Collider.
 winwolf: Toroidal toddler torture.
 addend: See 5 babies fight it out at bottom of steel donut. Festival seats. Rain or shine.
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: toddler stuck in non-Euclidean manifold.
Image 160893   02-07-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
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