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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
530
 
 Entertainmentalist: The whole neighborhood was beautiful people-whipped by the psycho feral cat, if this is from the story I think it is. One family spent a few hours in their above-ground pool seeking refuge from the rampaging feline.
 tib gubb: I'm rooting for the cat
Image 160594   02-06-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
267
 
 ch: GLATURATE! HAD A THING
 Science: Umm, it's "You done did it." Geez.
 Lestrange: It's this the super bowel celebrations?
 whiplash: Well, Larry told me to git'er done, and I done it! So I deserve your congration!
 addend: Then everyone who sees it will say "Look at that S-cake go!"
 AlexDeLarge: Conglaturation! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. No go and rest our heroes!
 tib gubb: it was supposed to say "conflagration"
 WaffleIron: You done be the first kid to pass the english course!
Image 160593   02-06-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
220
 
 Teechur: I think it's a planetarium for Lego people.
 Wet farts: I don't get it
 WaffleIron: I think this is a structure found in the circle of the virtuous pagans.
 dobbiesdoogs: what is this, a.....that...for ants?
Image 160592   02-06-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
211
 
 Cami: My wife's Ob/Gyn has pictures of the kids he's helped deliver plastered all over his office walls. That is cool...this is odd.
 Annoying Vegan : Too many babbys.
 brian greene: wheres waldo?
 whiplash: The Terracotta Children's Army.
 EvilOtter: All these babies are jerks.
 Teechur: Collage classes are getting overcrowded.
Image 160591   02-06-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
418
 
 Cami: This is what Apple users believe.
 SpaceCow: Windows 95 has had to resort to some sad tactics to survive since support ended.
 Cami: Proxy server of a kind.
 Cami: @Amy Housewine I was thinking of another Simpsons moment with Bill Gates: Go ahead boys, buy him out.
 Whatever: Now you'll stay warm when your PC freezes up
 Lestrange: Froze halfway through the mugging.
 Teechur: Putin wore this when he hacked in.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting!
 Amy Housewine: This must belong to one of those "PC Thugs" that Lisa Simpson was accused of being.
 eider: I recognise Michaelsoft Binbows even with the mask.
 WaffleIron: In your computer, sending your data to microsoft.
Image 160590   02-06-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
170
 
 SpaceCow: Gorton B. Trout. Inventor of the "fish stick".
 Noremak: Albert Fish, cannibalistic serial killer.
 Mr. Shine: Dr. Ernst Grafenberg, discoverer of The Spot.
 Lestrange: Joseph Strauss, designer of the bascule bridge.
 whiplash: Hiram Phineas Gummer, inventor of the pencil eraser.
Image 160589   02-05-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
417
 
 enfanta: *sigh* And they always sit by ME.
 Whatever: Everyone is trying to avoid the airport security these days
 enfanta: *sigh* And they always sit by ME.
 Teechur: Hey, YOU try flying south for the winter! I'm too old for that crap!
 Snake Jesus: So that's who's been shitting on the seats
Image 160588   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
425
 
 Nymphomania: this made me vote rad @Derp Herpigan
 San DoDo: This is the best
 Astanapan: Perhaps you should research this subject for more than 6 minutes before you take off for the woods.
 Headoftheclass: Sunday, May 29, 2016 5:10 PM: prosthetic providers near me
 Lestrange: Lola 'worse case scenario' go broke feeding the big bastard. Really hope this guy got a wolf.
 Borkf: Get a husky you crazy fuck!
 jochenau: There are these things you can have as a pet that closely resemble wolves. They're called dogs.
 shitshow: "Just got mauled... help if doctor or nurse"
 Derp Herpigan: 11:55 AM: Statistical advantage to owning bears over wolves
 WaffleIron: First hit for "pet wolf worst case scenario" is this inetdesign.com/wolfdunn/wolfdogfaq/…
Image 160587   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
656
 
 champeen: Rubick's Gummies
 Lestrange: Yes delicious mind expanding candy.
 Teechur: Use enough of these and you can make your own Sleestak control panel for your Pylon. Sol would be pleased.
 2Berries: Mmm, magic kitchen...
 Wet farts: Now I want candy
 Dan Tagonistic: Pleasing
 shitshow: arrange squares to insure the Beetiss.
Image 160586   02-05-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
188
 
 scribbs: From Trump's EDC blog.
 Sparkplug: "A fella could have a heck of a weekend in Vegas with this!"
 ch: Always Be Knolling
 Science: Lifehacker presents: A well packed fanny pack
 smarkles: Post jail property retern arrangement semifinalist '98.
 a robot: This is not a nutritious breakfast.
 Skinr: the sequel to "I Was a Teenage Caveman" never really took off
Image 160585   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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