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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: The whole neighborhood was beautiful people-whipped by the psycho feral cat, if this is from the story I think it is. One family spent a few hours in their above-ground pool seeking refuge from the rampaging feline.
 tib gubb: I'm rooting for the cat
Image 160594   02-06-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
267
 
 ch: GLATURATE! HAD A THING
 Science: Umm, it's "You done did it." Geez.
 Lestrange: It's this the super bowel celebrations?
 whiplash: Well, Larry told me to git'er done, and I done it! So I deserve your congration!
 addend: Then everyone who sees it will say "Look at that S-cake go!"
 AlexDeLarge: Conglaturation! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. No go and rest our heroes!
 tib gubb: it was supposed to say "conflagration"
 WaffleIron: You done be the first kid to pass the english course!
Image 160593   02-06-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
220
 
 Teechur: I think it's a planetarium for Lego people.
 Wet farts: I don't get it
 WaffleIron: I think this is a structure found in the circle of the virtuous pagans.
 dobbiesdoogs: what is this, a.....that...for ants?
Image 160592   02-06-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
211
 
 Cami: My wife's Ob/Gyn has pictures of the kids he's helped deliver plastered all over his office walls. That is cool...this is odd.
 Annoying Vegan : Too many babbys.
 brian greene: wheres waldo?
 whiplash: The Terracotta Children's Army.
 EvilOtter: All these babies are jerks.
 Teechur: Collage classes are getting overcrowded.
Image 160591   02-06-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
418
 
 Cami: This is what Apple users believe.
 SpaceCow: Windows 95 has had to resort to some sad tactics to survive since support ended.
 Cami: Proxy server of a kind.
 Cami: @Amy Housewine I was thinking of another Simpsons moment with Bill Gates: Go ahead boys, buy him out.
 Whatever: Now you'll stay warm when your PC freezes up
 Lestrange: Froze halfway through the mugging.
 Teechur: Putin wore this when he hacked in.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting!
 Amy Housewine: This must belong to one of those "PC Thugs" that Lisa Simpson was accused of being.
 eider: I recognise Michaelsoft Binbows even with the mask.
 WaffleIron: In your computer, sending your data to microsoft.
Image 160590   02-06-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
170
 
 SpaceCow: Gorton B. Trout. Inventor of the "fish stick".
 Noremak: Albert Fish, cannibalistic serial killer.
 Mr. Shine: Dr. Ernst Grafenberg, discoverer of The Spot.
 Lestrange: Joseph Strauss, designer of the bascule bridge.
 whiplash: Hiram Phineas Gummer, inventor of the pencil eraser.
Image 160589   02-05-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
417
 
 enfanta: *sigh* And they always sit by ME.
 Whatever: Everyone is trying to avoid the airport security these days
 enfanta: *sigh* And they always sit by ME.
 Teechur: Hey, YOU try flying south for the winter! I'm too old for that crap!
 Snake Jesus: So that's who's been shitting on the seats
Image 160588   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
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 Nymphomania: this made me vote rad @Derp Herpigan
 San DoDo: This is the best
 Astanapan: Perhaps you should research this subject for more than 6 minutes before you take off for the woods.
 Headoftheclass: Sunday, May 29, 2016 5:10 PM: prosthetic providers near me
 Lestrange: Lola 'worse case scenario' go broke feeding the big bastard. Really hope this guy got a wolf.
 Borkf: Get a husky you crazy fuck!
 jochenau: There are these things you can have as a pet that closely resemble wolves. They're called dogs.
 shitshow: "Just got mauled... help if doctor or nurse"
 Derp Herpigan: 11:55 AM: Statistical advantage to owning bears over wolves
 WaffleIron: First hit for "pet wolf worst case scenario" is this inetdesign.com/wolfdunn/wolfdogfaq/…
Image 160587   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 champeen: Rubick's Gummies
 Lestrange: Yes delicious mind expanding candy.
 Teechur: Use enough of these and you can make your own Sleestak control panel for your Pylon. Sol would be pleased.
 2Berries: Mmm, magic kitchen...
 Wet farts: Now I want candy
 Dan Tagonistic: Pleasing
 shitshow: arrange squares to insure the Beetiss.
Image 160586   02-05-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
188
 
 scribbs: From Trump's EDC blog.
 Sparkplug: "A fella could have a heck of a weekend in Vegas with this!"
 ch: Always Be Knolling
 Science: Lifehacker presents: A well packed fanny pack
 smarkles: Post jail property retern arrangement semifinalist '98.
 a robot: This is not a nutritious breakfast.
 Skinr: the sequel to "I Was a Teenage Caveman" never really took off
Image 160585   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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