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228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

228485  Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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Score:
477
 
 Science: Don't rad this - it just encourages them
 Lestrange: @WaffleIron You said it best. Exactly.
 whiplash: Godzilla vs. Boneheadrian
 smarkles: I was going to make fun of the grammar, but then I realized that it's probably a Bible quote and that just takes all the fun out of it. I can't claim a lot of knowledge as to grammar of that vintage.
 AverageJoe: ...but then God sent a meteor to earth to punish those heretic dinosaurs
 jochenau: @Skinr Even back when I was a YEC, this would have hurt my brain. On several levels.
 a robot: "OW OW OW QUIT IT I'M TELLING MOM!"
 Religion X: no wonder they were not allowed on the ark
 Skinr: this is what young-earth creationists actually believe.
 jazzjunkie: Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!
 BILL DOOR: BIOLOGY FANFICTION.
 Peter Pantsless: "Could you not?"
 ElGenerico: Somewhere, Kent Hovind is jerking off
 WaffleIron: [INCOHERENT FROTHING]
Image 160584   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
351
 
 Starky15: If you look right here, this a called a neurolyzer. You won't remember a thing and you'll never fart the same after.
 Peter Pantsless: Squidrogator out collecting rad images
Image 160583   02-05-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
157
 
 whiplash: Buddy Holly was the Zodiac Killer?
 Snake Jesus: Ted Cruz in his younger years.
 shitshow: You name it!
 Ulillillia: Location: US Senate
Image 160582   02-05-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
750
 
 tritium: Shopped
 jochenau: I honestly don't know what my reaction would be if my dad texted "Sex" to me, but outrage doesn't seem like it would be one of the possibilities.
 DarkTeddy: I am no UI expert but that tone of green seems off
 Scoo: Love me some good tomfoolery
 WaffleIron: About as legit as any other one of these.
Image 160581   02-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
280
 
 jochenau: I'm glad the entrance has a roof over it.
 Peter Pantsless: Better get out of the way if there's an earthquake
 Musician: Diogenes sold out to the hipster craft beer trend
 BILL DOOR: BLOODY STUPID JOHNSON HAS MOVED ON TO BARRELS, I SEE.
Image 160580   02-05-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
725
 
 San DoDo: ;-3E
 Lestrange: Image made wonderful by my failing graphics card.
 whiplash: *sarcastic meow*
 Dan Tagonistic: Would scritch those ears
 Cami: Your shit can wait. I'm laying down here.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 ASTER: 10 for petability, 10 for face.
 jochenau: Oh hey. Your sheets were all clean and stuff so I had to cat-hair them up for ya a bit.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit is it six already?"
Image 160579   02-05-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
460
 
 Chest Rockwell: At least he's not thinking "the fuck i'm doin"
 Mexico: @Nope me @ school
 Scoo: Chairhorn
 Ulillillia: When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
 Nothing: Oh! Pick me! I know!
 Snake Jesus: @Nope me @ life
 Nope: me @ work
 WaffleIron: Getting paid for holding that chair down.
Image 160578   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
557
 
 WotGives: Seen here is P. Sherman of 42 Wallaby Way Sydney if all of Nemo's brothers and sisters had been at school with him that day
 trelyate: A wild Wishiwashi appeared!
 tib gubb: delicious
 Starky15: Tunado!
 BILL DOOR: PISCOMANCER.
 bug: FISHDOOUKEN
 jochenau: Fishnado 3: Revenge of the Blue Lagoon
 WTF: (5 seconds later) skeleton holding a camera
Image 160577   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
243
 
 ch: i don't get you people
 Scoo: Mmm... green olive flavor!
 ch: new avocado flavor with a delicious unspecified mechanically-separated meat center
Image 160576   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
330
 
 The Frito Bandito: Uncomfortably sexy Jesus strikes again.
 a robot: When you're exposing one entire nipple, I think your robe is too loose.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia You know how these people are. They only read the parts they want to.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless Did they skip the part in the Bible about it being easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter Heaven?
 bug: Jesus, why are you stripping? This is not how this works.
 Peter Pantsless: This is what Trump actually believes. No, seriously: tinyurl.com/…
 Nope: And the lord said make it rain, and it rained.
 WaffleIron: "Here, I found this on some moneylenders I kicked out of the temple"
Image 160575   02-05-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
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