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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Score:
477
 
 Science: Don't rad this - it just encourages them
 Lestrange: @WaffleIron You said it best. Exactly.
 whiplash: Godzilla vs. Boneheadrian
 smarkles: I was going to make fun of the grammar, but then I realized that it's probably a Bible quote and that just takes all the fun out of it. I can't claim a lot of knowledge as to grammar of that vintage.
 AverageJoe: ...but then God sent a meteor to earth to punish those heretic dinosaurs
 jochenau: @Skinr Even back when I was a YEC, this would have hurt my brain. On several levels.
 a robot: "OW OW OW QUIT IT I'M TELLING MOM!"
 Religion X: no wonder they were not allowed on the ark
 Skinr: this is what young-earth creationists actually believe.
 jazzjunkie: Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!
 BILL DOOR: BIOLOGY FANFICTION.
 Peter Pantsless: "Could you not?"
 ElGenerico: Somewhere, Kent Hovind is jerking off
 WaffleIron: [INCOHERENT FROTHING]
Image 160584   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
351
 
 Starky15: If you look right here, this a called a neurolyzer. You won't remember a thing and you'll never fart the same after.
 Peter Pantsless: Squidrogator out collecting rad images
Image 160583   02-05-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
157
 
 whiplash: Buddy Holly was the Zodiac Killer?
 Snake Jesus: Ted Cruz in his younger years.
 shitshow: You name it!
 Ulillillia: Location: US Senate
Image 160582   02-05-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
750
 
 tritium: Shopped
 jochenau: I honestly don't know what my reaction would be if my dad texted "Sex" to me, but outrage doesn't seem like it would be one of the possibilities.
 DarkTeddy: I am no UI expert but that tone of green seems off
 Scoo: Love me some good tomfoolery
 WaffleIron: About as legit as any other one of these.
Image 160581   02-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
280
 
 jochenau: I'm glad the entrance has a roof over it.
 Peter Pantsless: Better get out of the way if there's an earthquake
 Musician: Diogenes sold out to the hipster craft beer trend
 BILL DOOR: BLOODY STUPID JOHNSON HAS MOVED ON TO BARRELS, I SEE.
Image 160580   02-05-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
725
 
 San DoDo: ;-3E
 Lestrange: Image made wonderful by my failing graphics card.
 whiplash: *sarcastic meow*
 Dan Tagonistic: Would scritch those ears
 Cami: Your shit can wait. I'm laying down here.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 ASTER: 10 for petability, 10 for face.
 jochenau: Oh hey. Your sheets were all clean and stuff so I had to cat-hair them up for ya a bit.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit is it six already?"
Image 160579   02-05-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
460
 
 Chest Rockwell: At least he's not thinking "the fuck i'm doin"
 Mexico: @Nope me @ school
 Scoo: Chairhorn
 Ulillillia: When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
 Nothing: Oh! Pick me! I know!
 Snake Jesus: @Nope me @ life
 Nope: me @ work
 WaffleIron: Getting paid for holding that chair down.
Image 160578   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
557
 
 WotGives: Seen here is P. Sherman of 42 Wallaby Way Sydney if all of Nemo's brothers and sisters had been at school with him that day
 trelyate: A wild Wishiwashi appeared!
 tib gubb: delicious
 Starky15: Tunado!
 BILL DOOR: PISCOMANCER.
 bug: FISHDOOUKEN
 jochenau: Fishnado 3: Revenge of the Blue Lagoon
 WTF: (5 seconds later) skeleton holding a camera
Image 160577   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
243
 
 ch: i don't get you people
 Scoo: Mmm... green olive flavor!
 ch: new avocado flavor with a delicious unspecified mechanically-separated meat center
Image 160576   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
330
 
 The Frito Bandito: Uncomfortably sexy Jesus strikes again.
 a robot: When you're exposing one entire nipple, I think your robe is too loose.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia You know how these people are. They only read the parts they want to.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless Did they skip the part in the Bible about it being easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter Heaven?
 bug: Jesus, why are you stripping? This is not how this works.
 Peter Pantsless: This is what Trump actually believes. No, seriously: tinyurl.com/…
 Nope: And the lord said make it rain, and it rained.
 WaffleIron: "Here, I found this on some moneylenders I kicked out of the temple"
Image 160575   02-05-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
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