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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

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10. caesar: 2062 points
11. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
12. Horp Lello: 2019 points
13. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
14. Taters: 1884 points
15. square44: 1796 points
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 AverageJoe: not weird enough for Joan's standards
 whiplash: The Americans With Disabilities Act required installation of ramps for accessibility and thus prevented many murders.
 Mr. Shine: That was the right call.
 LKoroton: Gentrification reaches Silent Hill
 Ronick: This is why you never see fat people use the stairs
 Amy Housewine: Don't worry about him, he's 'armless.
Image 160427   02-05-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Radstarboom: Beautiful
 SomeCanadian: Do own a cat by any chance?
 EvilOtter: Live'n on the edge!
 ChubbyBuddy: dangerzone
Image 160426   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 AverageJoe: I'd rather trust my instincts.
 a robot: I don't think I want to hear what the "Focus on the Family" creep wants to tell teens about their emotions.
 scribbs: Yes, if you're stupid.
 trelyate: emotions are fake news
 LKoroton: It depends. Are you a Sith?
 RalphyNoPants: Only hanger.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 EvilOtter: Nope. Trust denim shirts. They'll never let you down. Still awesome!
 jochenau: I have a mood disorder, not really.
Image 160425   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 carpwoman: Very interesting.
 jazzjunkie: Finally, #158857 found some privacy to answer nature's call.
 scribbs: Looks like somebody needs to visit the dentist for a nice, intrusive cleaning.
 RalphyNoPants: Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
 SomeCanadian: Emotions- can you trust them?
 VoR: Meow.
 addend: Congrats! You're going to feed a wild tiger.
Image 160424   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 scribbs: Gonna have a hell of a time finding dancers if they can only work one day a week.
 jochenau: Someday I want to open a Gentlemen's Club where the waitstaff are all dudes in suits with monocles and top hats. The exotic dancers would do traditional dances from around the world as well as more esoteric forms of modern dance. There'd be a camera at the entrance to capture the looks of confusion on people's faces when they enter, and there'd be a wall of such pictures signed by people who found the establishment to be a pleasant surprise.
 addend: A gentleman will hold doors open for you, lend you his jacket when it's cold, and tip you for each lapdance.
Image 160423   02-05-17   Uploaded by    night shift
 SpaceCow: "Does it seem to be getting a little warmer in here?"
 Wet farts: Because roadkill
 Snake Jesus: I didn't know Mad Max was back in business.
 RalphyNoPants: If you thought painting flames on your car made it go faster, waiting till you try setting it on fire!
 whiplash: This kills the road.
 AgentView: Well THERE'S your problem!
 addend: Does fire remove rust?
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you ran over my charizard
 yev: mobile speed cam
Image 160422   02-05-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 scribbs: Kirsten Dunst - Turning Japanese
 Sheikhjahbooty: What is behind her? Is she about to be rolled up into a star?
 ChubbyBuddy: @whiplash LazyTown Vice is pretty good but things don't really get interesting until LazyTown After Dark
 whiplash: New season of LazyTown has got me interested!
Image 160421   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
 EvilOtter: Don't romance after 2 AM. Nothing magic happens but the morning is always awkward.
Image 160420   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Teechur: No, I didn't play with the toilet paper. I don't use it. See?
 LKoroton: "What did you put in my milk, bro?"
 SomeCanadian: *mlem*
 VoR: Blp
 Noremak: Ack phbbbt!
 Robologna: Ohhhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhhppp
Image 160419   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 TurkeyVulture: Supertoys lady all summer long.
 scribbs: This is super creepy for some reason.
 LKoroton: Jimmy was horribly mauled by a bear, but they saved his brain
 EvilOtter: Doom. Doom! DOOOOM!!!!
 whiplash: Teacher: "Don't be prejudiced, children. Remember, we're all the same on the inside." Robot student: "The hell we are!"
 whiplash: Billy, Slim XR34B, and Rusty.
 addend: Guess which 2 are droids.
 AverageJoe: by the year 2030, sex robots will be cheap and efficient
 Spazstatic: Sure, it starts out all cuddly and friendly, but then it ends with Will Smith fighting for humanity's freedom because someone didn't bug test Simmons' coding of Asimov's Rules.
 Amy Housewine: Hello fellow human children.
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