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216236  pusha p: I looked.

216231  Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor

216232  Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to GraphJam

216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?



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 scribbs: Gonna have a hell of a time finding dancers if they can only work one day a week.
 jochenau: Someday I want to open a Gentlemen's Club where the waitstaff are all dudes in suits with monocles and top hats. The exotic dancers would do traditional dances from around the world as well as more esoteric forms of modern dance. There'd be a camera at the entrance to capture the looks of confusion on people's faces when they enter, and there'd be a wall of such pictures signed by people who found the establishment to be a pleasant surprise.
 addend: A gentleman will hold doors open for you, lend you his jacket when it's cold, and tip you for each lapdance.
Image 160423   02-05-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
342
 
 SpaceCow: "Does it seem to be getting a little warmer in here?"
 Wet farts: Because roadkill
 Snake Jesus: I didn't know Mad Max was back in business.
 RalphyNoPants: If you thought painting flames on your car made it go faster, waiting till you try setting it on fire!
 whiplash: This kills the road.
 AgentView: Well THERE'S your problem!
 addend: Does fire remove rust?
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you ran over my charizard
 yev: mobile speed cam
Image 160422   02-05-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
256
 
 scribbs: Kirsten Dunst - Turning Japanese
 Sheikhjahbooty: What is behind her? Is she about to be rolled up into a star?
 ChubbyBuddy: @whiplash LazyTown Vice is pretty good but things don't really get interesting until LazyTown After Dark
 whiplash: New season of LazyTown has got me interested!
Image 160421   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
456
 
 EvilOtter: Don't romance after 2 AM. Nothing magic happens but the morning is always awkward.
Image 160420   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
1153
 
 Teechur: No, I didn't play with the toilet paper. I don't use it. See?
 LKoroton: "What did you put in my milk, bro?"
 SomeCanadian: *mlem*
 VoR: Blp
 Noremak: Ack phbbbt!
 Robologna: Ohhhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhhppp
Image 160419   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
626
 
 TurkeyVulture: Supertoys lady all summer long.
 scribbs: This is super creepy for some reason.
 LKoroton: Jimmy was horribly mauled by a bear, but they saved his brain
 EvilOtter: Doom. Doom! DOOOOM!!!!
 whiplash: Teacher: "Don't be prejudiced, children. Remember, we're all the same on the inside." Robot student: "The hell we are!"
 whiplash: Billy, Slim XR34B, and Rusty.
 addend: Guess which 2 are droids.
 AverageJoe: by the year 2030, sex robots will be cheap and efficient
 Spazstatic: Sure, it starts out all cuddly and friendly, but then it ends with Will Smith fighting for humanity's freedom because someone didn't bug test Simmons' coding of Asimov's Rules.
 Amy Housewine: Hello fellow human children.
Image 160418   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
258
 
 scribbs: "Don't pee in the sink."
 Teechur: This is what bidets are for. At least I'm pretty sure. I mean, what ELSE would people use them for?
 Cami: Hotel living.
 Borkf: This is what sinks are for.
Image 160417   02-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
275
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Fails emission test precisely because it's made of people.
 Radstarboom: Street fighter bonus stage.
 ping: Made of people. Still fails emission test.
Image 160416   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
430
 
 scribbs: Make me no contracts, I'll pay you no debts.
 Teechur: Heck, my wife lifps with BOTH of her teeth.
 Mr. Whiskers: If you can't keep track of a lisping, one-legged, one-toothed fairy-believing semi-wife, brother I just don't know what to tell you.
 slurms: To coole for coole.
 Spazstatic: Sounds like she isn't the only one with a "lifp"
 jochenau: Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there, friend.
 Fancy Clown: Classic Bridget.
Image 160415   02-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
505
 
 msmstud: I hope the alien pod-child doesn't hurt the nice shadow-wraith.
 SpaceCow: The smoke monster from Lost was quite the nanny.
 scribbs: "At first I wasn't sure about having a Royal Death Shadow as a nanny, but he's great with Herbert and he only kills the servants who don't pull their weight."
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm your ant!
 XLY: Push that snooze button one more gat dang time i dare u!
 ASTER: Prince Poo, look out!!!
Image 160414   02-05-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
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