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228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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 scribbs: Gonna have a hell of a time finding dancers if they can only work one day a week.
 jochenau: Someday I want to open a Gentlemen's Club where the waitstaff are all dudes in suits with monocles and top hats. The exotic dancers would do traditional dances from around the world as well as more esoteric forms of modern dance. There'd be a camera at the entrance to capture the looks of confusion on people's faces when they enter, and there'd be a wall of such pictures signed by people who found the establishment to be a pleasant surprise.
 addend: A gentleman will hold doors open for you, lend you his jacket when it's cold, and tip you for each lapdance.
Image 160423   02-05-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
342
 
 SpaceCow: "Does it seem to be getting a little warmer in here?"
 Wet farts: Because roadkill
 Snake Jesus: I didn't know Mad Max was back in business.
 RalphyNoPants: If you thought painting flames on your car made it go faster, waiting till you try setting it on fire!
 whiplash: This kills the road.
 AgentView: Well THERE'S your problem!
 addend: Does fire remove rust?
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you ran over my charizard
 yev: mobile speed cam
Image 160422   02-05-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
279
 
 scribbs: Kirsten Dunst - Turning Japanese
 Sheikhjahbooty: What is behind her? Is she about to be rolled up into a star?
 ChubbyBuddy: @whiplash LazyTown Vice is pretty good but things don't really get interesting until LazyTown After Dark
 whiplash: New season of LazyTown has got me interested!
Image 160421   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
456
 
 EvilOtter: Don't romance after 2 AM. Nothing magic happens but the morning is always awkward.
Image 160420   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
1174
 
 Teechur: No, I didn't play with the toilet paper. I don't use it. See?
 LKoroton: "What did you put in my milk, bro?"
 SomeCanadian: *mlem*
 VoR: Blp
 Noremak: Ack phbbbt!
 Robologna: Ohhhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhhppp
Image 160419   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
626
 
 TurkeyVulture: Supertoys lady all summer long.
 scribbs: This is super creepy for some reason.
 LKoroton: Jimmy was horribly mauled by a bear, but they saved his brain
 EvilOtter: Doom. Doom! DOOOOM!!!!
 whiplash: Teacher: "Don't be prejudiced, children. Remember, we're all the same on the inside." Robot student: "The hell we are!"
 whiplash: Billy, Slim XR34B, and Rusty.
 addend: Guess which 2 are droids.
 AverageJoe: by the year 2030, sex robots will be cheap and efficient
 Spazstatic: Sure, it starts out all cuddly and friendly, but then it ends with Will Smith fighting for humanity's freedom because someone didn't bug test Simmons' coding of Asimov's Rules.
 Amy Housewine: Hello fellow human children.
Image 160418   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
258
 
 scribbs: "Don't pee in the sink."
 Teechur: This is what bidets are for. At least I'm pretty sure. I mean, what ELSE would people use them for?
 Cami: Hotel living.
 Borkf: This is what sinks are for.
Image 160417   02-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
275
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Fails emission test precisely because it's made of people.
 Radstarboom: Street fighter bonus stage.
 ping: Made of people. Still fails emission test.
Image 160416   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
430
 
 scribbs: Make me no contracts, I'll pay you no debts.
 Teechur: Heck, my wife lifps with BOTH of her teeth.
 Mr. Whiskers: If you can't keep track of a lisping, one-legged, one-toothed fairy-believing semi-wife, brother I just don't know what to tell you.
 slurms: To coole for coole.
 Spazstatic: Sounds like she isn't the only one with a "lifp"
 jochenau: Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there, friend.
 Fancy Clown: Classic Bridget.
Image 160415   02-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
505
 
 msmstud: I hope the alien pod-child doesn't hurt the nice shadow-wraith.
 SpaceCow: The smoke monster from Lost was quite the nanny.
 scribbs: "At first I wasn't sure about having a Royal Death Shadow as a nanny, but he's great with Herbert and he only kills the servants who don't pull their weight."
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm your ant!
 XLY: Push that snooze button one more gat dang time i dare u!
 ASTER: Prince Poo, look out!!!
Image 160414   02-05-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
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