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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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4. Dr Awkward
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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
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14. fisto: 1334 points
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Score:
258
 
 scribbs: "Don't pee in the sink."
 Teechur: This is what bidets are for. At least I'm pretty sure. I mean, what ELSE would people use them for?
 Cami: Hotel living.
 Borkf: This is what sinks are for.
Image 160417   02-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
275
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Fails emission test precisely because it's made of people.
 Radstarboom: Street fighter bonus stage.
 ping: Made of people. Still fails emission test.
Image 160416   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
430
 
 scribbs: Make me no contracts, I'll pay you no debts.
 Teechur: Heck, my wife lifps with BOTH of her teeth.
 Mr. Whiskers: If you can't keep track of a lisping, one-legged, one-toothed fairy-believing semi-wife, brother I just don't know what to tell you.
 slurms: To coole for coole.
 Spazstatic: Sounds like she isn't the only one with a "lifp"
 jochenau: Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there, friend.
 Fancy Clown: Classic Bridget.
Image 160415   02-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
505
 
 msmstud: I hope the alien pod-child doesn't hurt the nice shadow-wraith.
 SpaceCow: The smoke monster from Lost was quite the nanny.
 scribbs: "At first I wasn't sure about having a Royal Death Shadow as a nanny, but he's great with Herbert and he only kills the servants who don't pull their weight."
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm your ant!
 XLY: Push that snooze button one more gat dang time i dare u!
 ASTER: Prince Poo, look out!!!
Image 160414   02-05-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
672
 
 SpaceCow: Cats taking five after a long day of napping.
 scribbs: So that's why my cats smell like skunk.
 whiplash: Let me know if you see Mom and Dad coming!
Image 160413   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
457
 
 LurkedMoar: All his friends are dead
 scribbs: "What's going on? Did everybody turn into birds or something?"
 Mr. Shine: Guys? . . . .Hello? . . .Anyone?!
Image 160412   02-05-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
509
 
 guest: get get get get get get get get you with my crab hand
 SunWukong: I got a Crab hand, I got a... Oh.
 fishsoup: This is not the crab of ineffable wisdom.
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless That joke will do in a "pinch"
 Bast Relief: All work and no play make Jack crabby.
 lecj07: This thing will chase me down endless halls tonight in my dreams.
 Bast Relief: Heeeeeere's CRABBY!
 Peter Pantsless: Jack Nick-claw-son. Oh sweet Jesus that's bad. Bedtime!
Image 160411   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
433
 
 guest: never understood getting ink in characters or languages you don't understand or speak
 Bob: This is why back-translations are important.
 scribbs: In a few years, she'll regret this less than having her ex-boyfriend's name on her back.
 Amy Housewine: Babylon is burning.
 WaffleIron: Can the automatic translator aboard the friendly spaceship confirm that for me?
Image 160410   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
384
 
 Mad Collager: So, I guess this is the painter's equivalent of a music director conducting himself well?
 scribbs: Yeah, okay, I guess this is kinda cute. Wouldn't want it in my house, but I'll vote Rad.
 Teechur: Check out Velazquez's "Las Meninas" and look off to the left.
 Spazstatic: Paints picture of painting self portrait of self portrait while painting of self in portrait... of... oh, my head. His head? Yeesh
 Sadbot: Can't spell "narcissistic" without "art"...or "narc".
 WaffleIron: This isn't my beautiful bob!
Image 160409   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
233
 
 scribbs: "Harold had personal-space issues."
 Suburbanmom: SO confusing
Image 160408   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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