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258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy



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Score:
325
 
 Admiral Alan: mum eats anchovies all the time and shes fine, maybe the turtle is lying about those other things being bad too...
 NuclearWinter: And so the obesity crisis began.
 AverageJoe: oddly specific
 Ronick: Pizza ruined my life
 tokyopig: I see...'Pizza' is code for prescription adderall, Mikey you're a genius!
 Niels Bohr: I'll have his anchovies, I love em'.
 Wet farts: Just that primo poppy from overseas
 a robot: Well that escalated quickly.
 Gomi Day: i've apparently been in the dark about pizzerias, all these years.
 Zampano: Extra crack smack and angel dust on mine please
 Scoo: @dobbiesdoogs Extra "oregano", please!
 Uncle Phil: Sir this is a hamburger restaurant. No pizza.
 sparename: "But where's the loo?, I'm gonna bust"
 dobbiesdoogs: but bake some weed in that pizza crust
Image 160169   02-03-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
298
 
 jazzjunkie: I love The Onion
 square44: @trelyate plus if someone sees you - HOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOONK screeeeeeeee
 SomeCanadian: Janeane Garofolo and and American Girl dolls?!? Sign me up!
 trelyate: at least until you go SPLAT, then it isn't very quiet anymore
Image 160168   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Throwbot
Score:
240
 
 SomeCanadian: That is actually a subset of the furry community. I wish I didn't know that, and now you do as well. @LKoroton
 tokyopig: I wore that same shirt and they let me walk straight into the Pentagon, no questions asked.
 LKoroton: Not a Furry but a... Scalie?
 SomeCanadian: Yeah you say that now, but when it's time to fertilize my eggs guys are like 'don't get clingy'
 Side Boob: Looks more like a Screed to me
 tritium: Somewhere, David Icke's ears are burning.
 ThatGuy: Funny, you don't look like a lawyer...
Image 160167   02-03-17   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
329
 
 tokyopig: All we want is a thousand acre property somewhere in Utah where we can practice our religion without being discriminated against for our polygamy, our child abuse, or our preference for blue milk.
 Peter Pantsless: Star Wars Episode VIII Crawl: "THE LAST JEDI: Luke Skywalker is too old for this shit and just wants you spoiled-ass kids to let him farm moisture in peace, goddammit."
 Dresdenkeogh: DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHME
 scribbs: Poppa Smurf's new mansion wasn't built on a good foundation.
Image 160166   02-03-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
819
 
 scribbs: "See any mice?"
 sparename: The apex predator
Image 160165   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
620
 
 WaffleIron: Hand me the butter, I'm going in.
 LKoroton: Nature lingerie
 ignatz: Funghi- fkn awesome. Eat some with eggs, eat some and die, eat some and trip balls..
 Musician: but, why?
 Peter Pantsless: Might wanna get that checked out, dude. Also, what the Hell, Nancy?!
 SomeCanadian: Especially when its burrowing through your spinal cord extracting your sweet sweet brain juice @Higdec
 scribbs: Mushrooms: gross and weird looking.
 Higdec: Nature never ceases to amaze me.
Image 160164   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
289
 
 Snake Jesus: Have you ever booted Windows 98... ON WEEEEEEED????
 ch: i'm jacked into the matrix you guys like puns here's one because one of the cards is the jack of spades it's in the center next to the eight of spades
 scribbs: Tried to build a house of cards, but the 7 of spades wasn't rated for load bearing.
Image 160163   02-03-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
150
 
 tokyopig: @mrwiffler There's nothing wrong with the scale, don't worry.
 mrwiffler: Frog for scale.
 a robot: To be honest, this image just makes me worry MORE
 Scoo: Be Hoppy
 trelyate: what's he gonna do with that nanner?
 Turd Ferguson: DON'T PANIC
 slurms: #160160. Looks down at apple.
Image 160162   02-03-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
199
 
 scribbs: Shitkickers 'R' Us.
 slurms: Funny story, I took this picture in a boot store and their computer wouldn't even start.
 Wet farts: Were they made for walkin?
 Lestrange: I wish I could smell this. Heaven. Crappy pic though.
Image 160161   02-03-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
287
 
 Science: @Scoo: And greener. Plus, your skin is easier to peel.
 Ulillillia: Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
 Scoo: "Your penis is waaayy curvier"
 scribbs: Don't shame the bananas. They have it hard enough as it is.
 Lestrange: Great if comment is a comparison of IQ.
 Knice: Don't bananashame :-(
 Peter Pantsless: "...you were watching? Ewww."
Image 160160   02-03-17   Uploaded by    robford
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