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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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3. Mr. Shine
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9. Dr Awkward
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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.



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Score:
325
 
 Admiral Alan: mum eats anchovies all the time and shes fine, maybe the turtle is lying about those other things being bad too...
 NuclearWinter: And so the obesity crisis began.
 AverageJoe: oddly specific
 Ronick: Pizza ruined my life
 tokyopig: I see...'Pizza' is code for prescription adderall, Mikey you're a genius!
 Niels Bohr: I'll have his anchovies, I love em'.
 Wet farts: Just that primo poppy from overseas
 a robot: Well that escalated quickly.
 Gomi Day: i've apparently been in the dark about pizzerias, all these years.
 Zampano: Extra crack smack and angel dust on mine please
 Scoo: @dobbiesdoogs Extra "oregano", please!
 Uncle Phil: Sir this is a hamburger restaurant. No pizza.
 sparename: "But where's the loo?, I'm gonna bust"
 dobbiesdoogs: but bake some weed in that pizza crust
Image 160169   02-03-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
298
 
 jazzjunkie: I love The Onion
 square44: @trelyate plus if someone sees you - HOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOONK screeeeeeeee
 SomeCanadian: Janeane Garofolo and and American Girl dolls?!? Sign me up!
 trelyate: at least until you go SPLAT, then it isn't very quiet anymore
Image 160168   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Throwbot
Score:
240
 
 SomeCanadian: That is actually a subset of the furry community. I wish I didn't know that, and now you do as well. @LKoroton
 tokyopig: I wore that same shirt and they let me walk straight into the Pentagon, no questions asked.
 LKoroton: Not a Furry but a... Scalie?
 SomeCanadian: Yeah you say that now, but when it's time to fertilize my eggs guys are like 'don't get clingy'
 Side Boob: Looks more like a Screed to me
 tritium: Somewhere, David Icke's ears are burning.
 ThatGuy: Funny, you don't look like a lawyer...
Image 160167   02-03-17   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
329
 
 tokyopig: All we want is a thousand acre property somewhere in Utah where we can practice our religion without being discriminated against for our polygamy, our child abuse, or our preference for blue milk.
 Peter Pantsless: Star Wars Episode VIII Crawl: "THE LAST JEDI: Luke Skywalker is too old for this shit and just wants you spoiled-ass kids to let him farm moisture in peace, goddammit."
 Dresdenkeogh: DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHME
 scribbs: Poppa Smurf's new mansion wasn't built on a good foundation.
Image 160166   02-03-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
819
 
 scribbs: "See any mice?"
 sparename: The apex predator
Image 160165   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
620
 
 WaffleIron: Hand me the butter, I'm going in.
 LKoroton: Nature lingerie
 ignatz: Funghi- fkn awesome. Eat some with eggs, eat some and die, eat some and trip balls..
 Musician: but, why?
 Peter Pantsless: Might wanna get that checked out, dude. Also, what the Hell, Nancy?!
 SomeCanadian: Especially when its burrowing through your spinal cord extracting your sweet sweet brain juice @Higdec
 scribbs: Mushrooms: gross and weird looking.
 Higdec: Nature never ceases to amaze me.
Image 160164   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
289
 
 Snake Jesus: Have you ever booted Windows 98... ON WEEEEEEED????
 ch: i'm jacked into the matrix you guys like puns here's one because one of the cards is the jack of spades it's in the center next to the eight of spades
 scribbs: Tried to build a house of cards, but the 7 of spades wasn't rated for load bearing.
Image 160163   02-03-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
150
 
 tokyopig: @mrwiffler There's nothing wrong with the scale, don't worry.
 mrwiffler: Frog for scale.
 a robot: To be honest, this image just makes me worry MORE
 Scoo: Be Hoppy
 trelyate: what's he gonna do with that nanner?
 Turd Ferguson: DON'T PANIC
 slurms: #160160. Looks down at apple.
Image 160162   02-03-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
199
 
 scribbs: Shitkickers 'R' Us.
 slurms: Funny story, I took this picture in a boot store and their computer wouldn't even start.
 Wet farts: Were they made for walkin?
 Lestrange: I wish I could smell this. Heaven. Crappy pic though.
Image 160161   02-03-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
287
 
 Science: @Scoo: And greener. Plus, your skin is easier to peel.
 Ulillillia: Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
 Scoo: "Your penis is waaayy curvier"
 scribbs: Don't shame the bananas. They have it hard enough as it is.
 Lestrange: Great if comment is a comparison of IQ.
 Knice: Don't bananashame :-(
 Peter Pantsless: "...you were watching? Ewww."
Image 160160   02-03-17   Uploaded by    robford
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