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273334  dobbiesdoogs: they probably do something weird and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something

273365  Nope: How much fucking seat room ya'll think you have? Because its way less than you think.

273366  Nope: Turn heat up human!

273315  lecj07: The original "Screw the rules, I have money"

273332  lecj07: Snake cosplay needs work

273350  Bob: More like Rad Panda

273341  lecj07: Thought dad was kneeling on him at first to get juuuuust the right height

273359  lecj07: Your liver has the same expression when it sees you open another.

273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
325
 
 Admiral Alan: mum eats anchovies all the time and shes fine, maybe the turtle is lying about those other things being bad too...
 NuclearWinter: And so the obesity crisis began.
 AverageJoe: oddly specific
 Ronick: Pizza ruined my life
 tokyopig: I see...'Pizza' is code for prescription adderall, Mikey you're a genius!
 Niels Bohr: I'll have his anchovies, I love em'.
 Wet farts: Just that primo poppy from overseas
 a robot: Well that escalated quickly.
 Gomi Day: i've apparently been in the dark about pizzerias, all these years.
 Zampano: Extra crack smack and angel dust on mine please
 Bumbo Lungys: @dobbiesdoogs Extra "oregano", please!
 Uncle Phil: Sir this is a hamburger restaurant. No pizza.
 sparename: "But where's the loo?, I'm gonna bust"
 dobbiesdoogs: but bake some weed in that pizza crust
Image 160169   02-03-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
298
 
 jazzjunkie: I love The Onion
 square44: @trelyate plus if someone sees you - HOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOONK screeeeeeeee
 SomeCanadian: Janeane Garofolo and and American Girl dolls?!? Sign me up!
 trelyate: at least until you go SPLAT, then it isn't very quiet anymore
Image 160168   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Throwbot
Score:
240
 
 SomeCanadian: That is actually a subset of the furry community. I wish I didn't know that, and now you do as well. @LKoroton
 tokyopig: I wore that same shirt and they let me walk straight into the Pentagon, no questions asked.
 LKoroton: Not a Furry but a... Scalie?
 SomeCanadian: Yeah you say that now, but when it's time to fertilize my eggs guys are like 'don't get clingy'
 Side Boob: Looks more like a Screed to me
 tritium: Somewhere, David Icke's ears are burning.
 ThatGuy: Funny, you don't look like a lawyer...
Image 160167   02-03-17   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
329
 
 tokyopig: All we want is a thousand acre property somewhere in Utah where we can practice our religion without being discriminated against for our polygamy, our child abuse, or our preference for blue milk.
 Peter Pantsless: Star Wars Episode VIII Crawl: "THE LAST JEDI: Luke Skywalker is too old for this shit and just wants you spoiled-ass kids to let him farm moisture in peace, goddammit."
 Dresdenkeogh: DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHME
 scribbs: Poppa Smurf's new mansion wasn't built on a good foundation.
Image 160166   02-03-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
819
 
 scribbs: "See any mice?"
 sparename: The apex predator
Image 160165   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
620
 
 WaffleIron: Hand me the butter, I'm going in.
 LKoroton: Nature lingerie
 sylveon: Funghi- fkn awesome. Eat some with eggs, eat some and die, eat some and trip balls..
 Musician: but, why?
 Peter Pantsless: Might wanna get that checked out, dude. Also, what the Hell, Nancy?!
 SomeCanadian: Especially when its burrowing through your spinal cord extracting your sweet sweet brain juice @Higdec
 scribbs: Mushrooms: gross and weird looking.
 Higdec: Nature never ceases to amaze me.
Image 160164   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
289
 
 Snake Jesus: Have you ever booted Windows 98... ON WEEEEEEED????
 ch: i'm jacked into the matrix you guys like puns here's one because one of the cards is the jack of spades it's in the center next to the eight of spades
 scribbs: Tried to build a house of cards, but the 7 of spades wasn't rated for load bearing.
Image 160163   02-03-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
150
 
 tokyopig: @mrwiffler There's nothing wrong with the scale, don't worry.
 mrwiffler: Frog for scale.
 a robot: To be honest, this image just makes me worry MORE
 Peach Toddler: Be Hoppy
 trelyate: what's he gonna do with that nanner?
 Turd Ferguson: DON'T PANIC
 slurms: #160160. Looks down at apple.
Image 160162   02-03-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
199
 
 scribbs: Shitkickers 'R' Us.
 slurms: Funny story, I took this picture in a boot store and their computer wouldn't even start.
 Wet farts: Were they made for walkin?
 Lestrange: I wish I could smell this. Heaven. Crappy pic though.
Image 160161   02-03-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
287
 
 Science: @Scoo: And greener. Plus, your skin is easier to peel.
 Ulillillia: Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
 skatermario: "Your penis is waaayy curvier"
 scribbs: Don't shame the bananas. They have it hard enough as it is.
 Lestrange: Great if comment is a comparison of IQ.
 Knice: Don't bananashame :-(
 Peter Pantsless: "...you were watching? Ewww."
Image 160160   02-03-17   Uploaded by    robford
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