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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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 whiplash: Clowns without makeup are really attractive.
 Dan Tagonistic: Gourdgeous
 addend: Pumpkin' iron.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Fashion will be the next turing test.
 a robot: I accept the idea of lifting gourd-based weights in the wilderness. That's fine. Those giant, rolled-down pants are what's really fucked up here.
 WaffleIron: Dada is leaking into photography again.
Image 159826   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 Science: Make America Pregnant Again!
 Prostata: then one day she shows up without the hat and you know your life is over
 Fett4life: I'm working full time at Cracker Barrel!!!!!
 XLY: I'm pregnant!!!! not
 Wet farts: Thanks for clearing that up
 Nope: So just a beer gut then?
 Sandor: How many times was that an unknown possibility that your hat became so worn out?
 WaffleIron: The hat i wanted until I was 33.
Image 159825   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Mr Bleak: @addend Only if you have the false Amulet of Yendor
 Fett4life: This is a phantastic photo.
 Nope: @WaffleIron I'll show you my weep hole. It's my tear ducts, I cry for the suffering of humanity.
 addend: (Eaten by a grue while walking past dark doorway.)
 WaffleIron: Weep holes in the concrete are the new style trend.
Image 159824   02-01-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Gomi Day: makenzie, i'm not meaning to say acid.
 addend: Goat, see?
 rip odb: Has goats, rad votes
Image 159823   02-01-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 AverageJoe: cheer up, emo boy
 Peter Pantsless: If your life is a joke, laugh!
 wwwdotcom: Jesterhorn
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
Image 159822   02-01-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 grizzly: Big audi fan. Bigger Michele Mouton fan.
 Beef Supreme: We just got Quattro'd.
 whiplash: "Which way do we turn now?" "Wait a sec, I'm looking it up on my phone."
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr. Bathroom I credit any rads I get to this comment. Watch her on Pikes Peak. Hot damn was she good
 Dr. Bathroom: Rally theme today. #159791 Rad for Michele Mouton in the Quattro. She's still the last woman to compete in WRC.
 inthrees: That's a lot of stuff in the back seat for a race car
 Thurb Grunombies: On the road!! Eyes on the road!!
Image 159821   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 duckfarts: @Thurb Grunombies I can hear the music now
 duckfarts: I'm not pregnant!!!!!
 Ironass: Isn't that the horse Bugs Bunny rides in the opera episode?
 AutoDisaster: Fit-and-Fat
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless If I had a girlfriend, she may or may not be equine. Who am I to judge?
 Urn BooUrn: Anyone seen my jewels? I had them here a second ago.
 Peter Pantsless: I took the test. Good news! My girlfriend is not a horse. Bad news! Only because I have no girlfriend
 Thurb Grunombies: Hay Hay Hay!
Image 159820   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pda80
 hearsegirl: they all made a fusilli jerry
 duckfarts: @WaffleIron something-Fair Houston
 Kim: Why do those two have to share?
 WaffleIron: ...does that sash say "herpes"?
Image 159819   02-01-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 hearsegirl: @fanny after research, yeah, it's credit. should have looked before i posted. but the man hours wasted on processing returns should impact them. sorry for providing alternative facts. ;
 fanny: @hearsegirl I'd assumed they gave credit, which would obviously defeat the purpose... but cash is nice... I'll have to gather my stuff up this weekend
 hearsegirl: @fanny yeah, me too. i have the purple corduroy big shirt. everyone says boycott, but i heard that their 100% lifetime return policy was a better deal. just return everything for a full refund, regardless of condition or age. at least they can't send him any more of your money.
 fanny: @hearsegirl i was super dissapointed to hear that the head of ll bean is a huge trump supporter, i've used their products since i was a kid, no more favorite backpack for me :(
 hearsegirl: wicked good slippers, l.l.bean. $68
 Jotun: I'M NOT PREGNANT!! !
 tokyopig: @WaffleIron The most horrifying part is that it reminded me of a fake-preggo Ellen Page wearing jeans and a skirt in that one terrible movie. Now that'll make you go blind.
 NoRagrets: What furrys actually believe.
 Kim: How fertile!
 WaffleIron: The most horrifying part of this image is the shoes+socks combo.
Image 159818   02-01-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 Snowta: I, too, enjoy a snack in the car
 duckfarts: sometimes you get hungry while stuck in traffic
 duckfarts: @a robot sounds like a load of shooey
 whiplash: Once he fell from power, Nikita Khrushchev lost his chauffeured limo and had to drive himself around Moscow.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear
 Kim: On his way to see his Mistress
 a robot: A quick google search has informed me that "shoey" is a thing where Australian dudes drink beer out of their own shoes. Maybe that's what this guy is doing, I'm not here to judge.
 Peter Pantsless: he must have said something really stupid
 WaffleIron: It's the only way to take back that honking he did at the traffic light, when the car in front was waiting for pedestrians to cross.
Image 159817   02-01-17   Uploaded by    original og
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