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258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

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10. uncannie: 1544 points
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12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
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 whiplash: Clowns without makeup are really attractive.
 Dan Tagonistic: Gourdgeous
 addend: Pumpkin' iron.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Fashion will be the next turing test.
 a robot: I accept the idea of lifting gourd-based weights in the wilderness. That's fine. Those giant, rolled-down pants are what's really fucked up here.
 WaffleIron: Dada is leaking into photography again.
Image 159826   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 Science: Make America Pregnant Again!
 Prostata: then one day she shows up without the hat and you know your life is over
 Fett4life: I'm working full time at Cracker Barrel!!!!!
 XLY: I'm pregnant!!!! not
 Wet farts: Thanks for clearing that up
 Nope: So just a beer gut then?
 Sandor: How many times was that an unknown possibility that your hat became so worn out?
 WaffleIron: The hat i wanted until I was 33.
Image 159825   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Mr Bleak: @addend Only if you have the false Amulet of Yendor
 Fett4life: This is a phantastic photo.
 Nope: @WaffleIron I'll show you my weep hole. It's my tear ducts, I cry for the suffering of humanity.
 addend: (Eaten by a grue while walking past dark doorway.)
 WaffleIron: Weep holes in the concrete are the new style trend.
Image 159824   02-01-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Gomi Day: makenzie, i'm not meaning to say acid.
 addend: Goat, see?
 Scoo: Has goats, rad votes
Image 159823   02-01-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 AverageJoe: cheer up, emo boy
 Peter Pantsless: If your life is a joke, laugh!
 Scoo: Jesterhorn
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
Image 159822   02-01-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 grizzly: Big audi fan. Bigger Michele Mouton fan.
 Beef Supreme: We just got Quattro'd.
 whiplash: "Which way do we turn now?" "Wait a sec, I'm looking it up on my phone."
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr. Bathroom I credit any rads I get to this comment. Watch her on Pikes Peak. Hot damn was she good
 Dr. Bathroom: Rally theme today. #159791 Rad for Michele Mouton in the Quattro. She's still the last woman to compete in WRC.
 Scoo: That's a lot of stuff in the back seat for a race car
 Thurb Grunombies: On the road!! Eyes on the road!!
Image 159821   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 duckfarts: @Thurb Grunombies I can hear the music now
 duckfarts: I'm not pregnant!!!!!
 Ironass: Isn't that the horse Bugs Bunny rides in the opera episode?
 AutoDisaster: Fit-and-Fat
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless If I had a girlfriend, she may or may not be equine. Who am I to judge?
 Urn BooUrn: Anyone seen my jewels? I had them here a second ago.
 Peter Pantsless: I took the test. Good news! My girlfriend is not a horse. Bad news! Only because I have no girlfriend
 Thurb Grunombies: Hay Hay Hay!
Image 159820   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pda80
 hearsegirl: they all made a fusilli jerry
 duckfarts: @WaffleIron something-Fair Houston
 Kim: Why do those two have to share?
 WaffleIron: ...does that sash say "herpes"?
Image 159819   02-01-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 hearsegirl: @fanny after research, yeah, it's credit. should have looked before i posted. but the man hours wasted on processing returns should impact them. sorry for providing alternative facts. ;
 fanny: @hearsegirl I'd assumed they gave credit, which would obviously defeat the purpose... but cash is nice... I'll have to gather my stuff up this weekend
 hearsegirl: @fanny yeah, me too. i have the purple corduroy big shirt. everyone says boycott, but i heard that their 100% lifetime return policy was a better deal. just return everything for a full refund, regardless of condition or age. at least they can't send him any more of your money.
 fanny: @hearsegirl i was super dissapointed to hear that the head of ll bean is a huge trump supporter, i've used their products since i was a kid, no more favorite backpack for me :(
 hearsegirl: wicked good slippers, l.l.bean. $68
 Jotun: I'M NOT PREGNANT!! !
 tokyopig: @WaffleIron The most horrifying part is that it reminded me of a fake-preggo Ellen Page wearing jeans and a skirt in that one terrible movie. Now that'll make you go blind.
 NoRagrets: What furrys actually believe.
 Kim: How fertile!
 WaffleIron: The most horrifying part of this image is the shoes+socks combo.
Image 159818   02-01-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 Snowta: I, too, enjoy a snack in the car
 duckfarts: sometimes you get hungry while stuck in traffic
 duckfarts: @a robot sounds like a load of shooey
 whiplash: Once he fell from power, Nikita Khrushchev lost his chauffeured limo and had to drive himself around Moscow.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear
 Kim: On his way to see his Mistress
 a robot: A quick google search has informed me that "shoey" is a thing where Australian dudes drink beer out of their own shoes. Maybe that's what this guy is doing, I'm not here to judge.
 Peter Pantsless: he must have said something really stupid
 WaffleIron: It's the only way to take back that honking he did at the traffic light, when the car in front was waiting for pedestrians to cross.
Image 159817   02-01-17   Uploaded by    original og
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