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244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."



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 whiplash: Clowns without makeup are really attractive.
 Dan Tagonistic: Gourdgeous
 addend: Pumpkin' iron.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Fashion will be the next turing test.
 a robot: I accept the idea of lifting gourd-based weights in the wilderness. That's fine. Those giant, rolled-down pants are what's really fucked up here.
 WaffleIron: Dada is leaking into photography again.
Image 159826   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
246
 
 Science: Make America Pregnant Again!
 Prostata: then one day she shows up without the hat and you know your life is over
 Fett4life: I'm working full time at Cracker Barrel!!!!!
 XLY: I'm pregnant!!!! not
 Wet farts: Thanks for clearing that up
 Nope: So just a beer gut then?
 Sandor: How many times was that an unknown possibility that your hat became so worn out?
 WaffleIron: The hat i wanted until I was 33.
Image 159825   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
293
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Only if you have the false Amulet of Yendor
 Fett4life: This is a phantastic photo.
 Nope: @WaffleIron I'll show you my weep hole. It's my tear ducts, I cry for the suffering of humanity.
 addend: (Eaten by a grue while walking past dark doorway.)
 WaffleIron: Weep holes in the concrete are the new style trend.
Image 159824   02-01-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
403
 
 Gomi Day: makenzie, i'm not meaning to say acid.
 addend: Goat, see?
 Scoo: Has goats, rad votes
Image 159823   02-01-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
711
 
 AverageJoe: cheer up, emo boy
 BILL DOOR: BUT DOCTOR, I *AM* PAGLIACCI.
 Peter Pantsless: If your life is a joke, laugh!
 Scoo: Jesterhorn
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
Image 159822   02-01-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
530
 
 grizzly: Big audi fan. Bigger Michele Mouton fan.
 Beef Supreme: We just got Quattro'd.
 whiplash: "Which way do we turn now?" "Wait a sec, I'm looking it up on my phone."
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr. Bathroom I credit any rads I get to this comment. Watch her on Pikes Peak. Hot damn was she good
 Dr. Bathroom: Rally theme today. #159791 Rad for Michele Mouton in the Quattro. She's still the last woman to compete in WRC.
 Scoo: That's a lot of stuff in the back seat for a race car
 Thurb Grunombies: On the road!! Eyes on the road!!
Image 159821   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
295
 
 duckfarts: @Thurb Grunombies I can hear the music now
 duckfarts: I'm not pregnant!!!!!
 Ironass: Isn't that the horse Bugs Bunny rides in the opera episode?
 AutoDisaster: Fit-and-Fat
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless If I had a girlfriend, she may or may not be equine. Who am I to judge?
 BILL DOOR: SUCH A MAJESTIC BEAST, ROLLING THROUGH THE FIELDS LIKE ROTUND THUNDER.
 Urn BooUrn: Anyone seen my jewels? I had them here a second ago.
 Peter Pantsless: I took the test. Good news! My girlfriend is not a horse. Bad news! Only because I have no girlfriend
 Thurb Grunombies: Hay Hay Hay!
Image 159820   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pda80
Score:
122
 
 hearsegirl: they all made a fusilli jerry
 duckfarts: @WaffleIron something-Fair Houston
 Kim: Why do those two have to share?
 WaffleIron: ...does that sash say "herpes"?
Image 159819   02-01-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
307
 
 hearsegirl: @fanny after research, yeah, it's credit. should have looked before i posted. but the man hours wasted on processing returns should impact them. sorry for providing alternative facts. ;
 fanny: @hearsegirl I'd assumed they gave credit, which would obviously defeat the purpose... but cash is nice... I'll have to gather my stuff up this weekend
 hearsegirl: @fanny yeah, me too. i have the purple corduroy big shirt. everyone says boycott, but i heard that their 100% lifetime return policy was a better deal. just return everything for a full refund, regardless of condition or age. at least they can't send him any more of your money.
 fanny: @hearsegirl i was super dissapointed to hear that the head of ll bean is a huge trump supporter, i've used their products since i was a kid, no more favorite backpack for me :(
 hearsegirl: wicked good slippers, l.l.bean. $68
 Jotun: I'M NOT PREGNANT!! !
 BILL DOOR: I HAD NO IDEA ZOOTOPIA WAS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS.
 tokyopig: @WaffleIron The most horrifying part is that it reminded me of a fake-preggo Ellen Page wearing jeans and a skirt in that one terrible movie. Now that'll make you go blind.
 NoRagrets: What furrys actually believe.
 Kim: How fertile!
 WaffleIron: The most horrifying part of this image is the shoes+socks combo.
Image 159818   02-01-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
369
 
 Snowta: I, too, enjoy a snack in the car
 duckfarts: sometimes you get hungry while stuck in traffic
 duckfarts: @a robot sounds like a load of shooey
 whiplash: Once he fell from power, Nikita Khrushchev lost his chauffeured limo and had to drive himself around Moscow.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear
 Kim: On his way to see his Mistress
 a robot: A quick google search has informed me that "shoey" is a thing where Australian dudes drink beer out of their own shoes. Maybe that's what this guy is doing, I'm not here to judge.
 Peter Pantsless: he must have said something really stupid
 WaffleIron: It's the only way to take back that honking he did at the traffic light, when the car in front was waiting for pedestrians to cross.
Image 159817   02-01-17   Uploaded by    original og
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