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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: "Boy, that sure is a big rabbit."
 Teechur: Life before Calvin was born.
 scribbs: How does she walk with those tiny feet?
Image 159774   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 whiplash: May God strike me dead if I'm lying!
 raditzu: Ghostbusters!
 E. HONDA: you've been... THUNDER STRUCK
 tokyopig: Omg she really is a witch! Quick, use our legal system and physical implements to stop her!
 bug: ...does she float?
 wolfpk: Well, she just proved she was a witch. She also proved what she can do if you piss her off.
 grizzly: Lightning bolt!
 Dresdenkeogh: CONFESS LADY TESLA!
 carpwoman: @sparename - Excellent!
 Headoftheclass: "Shoryuuuuuuken!"
 Mr. Whiskers: @tib gubb Not if you were to believe the testimony of Goodwyfe Mayne and her coven!
 Shay: Is this suppose to be the Scopes Trial everyone talks about?
 guccigucci: Some say it's mystic - it's electric!, boogie woogie woogie woogie
 tritium: Pew pew!
 sparename: The lesser known JHE album - Electric Ladyparts
 tib gubb: that... that never actually happened, did it?
Image 159773   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
629
 
 Wookiee: Now that is a Phenomenal Cat.
 Dresdenkeogh: am now safe from bears.
 funny in the wall: swootied out
 WaffleIron: #159763
Image 159772   02-01-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
99
 
 Jotun: Still looking for a roommate.
 Kim: The one on the right is on Adderall.
 tokyopig: From left to right, the influences of coffee, booze, weed, and... just enjoying being in the shower with 3 other dewds.
 Dresdenkeogh: Go away, batin.
 sparename: THEY FOUND IT... It took a few weeks but it was there, behind the curtain, all along...
 Shay: Frat rushes are too tame these days.
 WaffleIron: I too went to COLLEGE
Image 159771   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
329
 
 SpaceCow: Turns out the anti-christ isn't fire proof. Who know?
 tokyopig: Another victory in the war on family values.
 Wet farts: This baby's on fire yo!
 Hosebag: And if we catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, we'll send you back to mother in a cardboard box!
 Teechur: This reminds me of the children's book "The Hat" from +/- 50 years ago. Anyone remember that one?
 sparename: "SHIT, we got Stingered (tm) and had to ditch the wheels but we got the loot out before we torched it..."
 VoR: The dangers of infants.
 Shay: This is fine.
 chunk norris: Lovilee Jubilee (as the Mockney Twat wouyld say)
Image 159770   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
404
 
 cenecia: This is the second worst thing George Lucas is associated with.
 petepuma: I find your lack of odor disturbing
 tib gubb: ports for being inane
 fanny: I swear by crystal (mineral salt) deodorant.
 VoR: But it's quick right?
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf alternative facts to be exact
 thecraftywolf: these are facts
Image 159769   02-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
120
 
 VoR: Needs more frame
 Annoying Vegan : That reminds me, I need to buy postage stamps
 WaffleIron: If you did this in Rise of the Triad it told you to "Buy a 486 :)"
 sparename: This is what happens when I try to play 'Myst' on a modern PC
Image 159768   02-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
471
 
 XLY: Retweets 17 more times
 XLY: We finally made it boys
 carpwoman: @Borkf - Ah, in the pressure would be the same inside and out, too, I would imagine.
 Borkf: @turde @carpwoman @mwoody Quite right, it would be fine if it's open. Two reasons it wouldn't rust (1) Little oxygen means rusting in the deep sea is quite slow (2) It's probably made from aluminium anyway.
 trelyate: viral marketing has gone too far
 turde: @carpwoman @mwoody an empty can shouldn't crush, as there's no difference in pressure between the inside & outside to create the crushing force. you get cool crushing effects on e.g. styrofoam because all the tiny air bubbles inside get squashed. no idea about the rusting out tho
 carpwoman: No way. It would be crushed. And by the looks of it, it's an old steel can and would be rusted out by now.
 mwoody: Joking aside, I would have thought it'd be more crushed.
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Litter, uh...finds a way. ; )
 grizzly: Dont ya wanna?
 tritium: Don't the abyssal monstrosities know how much sugar one of those has?
 Ulillillia: life, uh, finds a Fanta
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo is this the real life, or just a fanta sea.
 uncannie: Underwater Fanta-Sea
 WaffleIron: We're anticipating the fanta girls at any second!
 sparename: Fanta's Tin Voyage
Image 159767   02-01-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
411
 
 tokyopig: FRISBEE GOLF PAIRS WELL WITH IPA, HIPSTER BOT IS PLEASED
 Bob: Want one.
 fakeusername: @Peter Pantsless duh that's what makes it fun
 Peter Pantsless: Neat, but I don't think drunk people would be very good at it, and you'd just end up with bottle caps all over the floor
Image 159766   02-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: @VoR Because we are everywhere!
 cenecia: This is a good post.
 Headoftheclass: Three tiers of bravery.
 VoR: Why cows?
 anonimos: the other one is the probe..
Image 159765   02-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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