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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
586
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Boy, that sure is a big rabbit."
 Teechur: Life before Calvin was born.
 scribbs: How does she walk with those tiny feet?
Image 159774   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 whiplash: May God strike me dead if I'm lying!
 raditzu: Ghostbusters!
 E. HONDA: you've been... THUNDER STRUCK
 tokyopig: Omg she really is a witch! Quick, use our legal system and physical implements to stop her!
 bug: ...does she float?
 wolfpk: Well, she just proved she was a witch. She also proved what she can do if you piss her off.
 grizzly: Lightning bolt!
 Dresdenkeogh: CONFESS LADY TESLA!
 carpwoman: @sparename - Excellent!
 Headoftheclass: "Shoryuuuuuuken!"
 Mr. Whiskers: @tib gubb Not if you were to believe the testimony of Goodwyfe Mayne and her coven!
 Shay: Is this suppose to be the Scopes Trial everyone talks about?
 Scoo: Some say it's mystic - it's electric!, boogie woogie woogie woogie
 tritium: Pew pew!
 sparename: The lesser known JHE album - Electric Ladyparts
 tib gubb: that... that never actually happened, did it?
Image 159773   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
629
 
 Wookiee: Now that is a Phenomenal Cat.
 Dresdenkeogh: am now safe from bears.
 funny in the wall: swootied out
 WaffleIron: #159763
Image 159772   02-01-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
99
 
 Jotun: Still looking for a roommate.
 Kim: The one on the right is on Adderall.
 tokyopig: From left to right, the influences of coffee, booze, weed, and... just enjoying being in the shower with 3 other dewds.
 Dresdenkeogh: Go away, batin.
 sparename: THEY FOUND IT... It took a few weeks but it was there, behind the curtain, all along...
 Shay: Frat rushes are too tame these days.
 WaffleIron: I too went to COLLEGE
Image 159771   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
329
 
 SpaceCow: Turns out the anti-christ isn't fire proof. Who know?
 tokyopig: Another victory in the war on family values.
 Wet farts: This baby's on fire yo!
 Hosebag: And if we catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, we'll send you back to mother in a cardboard box!
 Teechur: This reminds me of the children's book "The Hat" from +/- 50 years ago. Anyone remember that one?
 sparename: "SHIT, we got Stingered (tm) and had to ditch the wheels but we got the loot out before we torched it..."
 VoR: The dangers of infants.
 Shay: This is fine.
 ignatz: Lovilee Jubilee (as the Mockney Twat wouyld say)
Image 159770   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
404
 
 cenecia: This is the second worst thing George Lucas is associated with.
 petepuma: I find your lack of odor disturbing
 tib gubb: ports for being inane
 fanny: I swear by crystal (mineral salt) deodorant.
 VoR: But it's quick right?
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf alternative facts to be exact
 thecraftywolf: these are facts
Image 159769   02-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
120
 
 VoR: Needs more frame
 Annoying Vegan : That reminds me, I need to buy postage stamps
 WaffleIron: If you did this in Rise of the Triad it told you to "Buy a 486 :)"
 sparename: This is what happens when I try to play 'Myst' on a modern PC
Image 159768   02-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
471
 
 XLY: Retweets 17 more times
 XLY: We finally made it boys
 carpwoman: @Borkf - Ah, in the pressure would be the same inside and out, too, I would imagine.
 Borkf: @turde @carpwoman @mwoody Quite right, it would be fine if it's open. Two reasons it wouldn't rust (1) Little oxygen means rusting in the deep sea is quite slow (2) It's probably made from aluminium anyway.
 trelyate: viral marketing has gone too far
 turde: @carpwoman @mwoody an empty can shouldn't crush, as there's no difference in pressure between the inside & outside to create the crushing force. you get cool crushing effects on e.g. styrofoam because all the tiny air bubbles inside get squashed. no idea about the rusting out tho
 carpwoman: No way. It would be crushed. And by the looks of it, it's an old steel can and would be rusted out by now.
 mwoody: Joking aside, I would have thought it'd be more crushed.
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Litter, uh...finds a way. ; )
 grizzly: Dont ya wanna?
 tritium: Don't the abyssal monstrosities know how much sugar one of those has?
 Ulillillia: life, uh, finds a Fanta
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo is this the real life, or just a fanta sea.
 Scoo: Underwater Fanta-Sea
 WaffleIron: We're anticipating the fanta girls at any second!
 sparename: Fanta's Tin Voyage
Image 159767   02-01-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
411
 
 tokyopig: FRISBEE GOLF PAIRS WELL WITH IPA, HIPSTER BOT IS PLEASED
 Bob: Want one.
 fakeusername: @Peter Pantsless duh that's what makes it fun
 Peter Pantsless: Neat, but I don't think drunk people would be very good at it, and you'd just end up with bottle caps all over the floor
Image 159766   02-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: @VoR Because we are everywhere!
 cenecia: This is a good post.
 Headoftheclass: Three tiers of bravery.
 VoR: Why cows?
 ignatz: the other one is the probe..
Image 159765   02-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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