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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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Score:
586
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Boy, that sure is a big rabbit."
 Teechur: Life before Calvin was born.
 scribbs: How does she walk with those tiny feet?
Image 159774   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 whiplash: May God strike me dead if I'm lying!
 raditzu: Ghostbusters!
 E. HONDA: you've been... THUNDER STRUCK
 tokyopig: Omg she really is a witch! Quick, use our legal system and physical implements to stop her!
 bug: ...does she float?
 wolfpk: Well, she just proved she was a witch. She also proved what she can do if you piss her off.
 grizzly: Lightning bolt!
 Dresdenkeogh: CONFESS LADY TESLA!
 carpwoman: @sparename - Excellent!
 Headoftheclass: "Shoryuuuuuuken!"
 Mr. Whiskers: @tib gubb Not if you were to believe the testimony of Goodwyfe Mayne and her coven!
 Shay: Is this suppose to be the Scopes Trial everyone talks about?
 Scoo: Some say it's mystic - it's electric!, boogie woogie woogie woogie
 tritium: Pew pew!
 sparename: The lesser known JHE album - Electric Ladyparts
 tib gubb: that... that never actually happened, did it?
Image 159773   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
629
 
 Wookiee: Now that is a Phenomenal Cat.
 Dresdenkeogh: am now safe from bears.
 funny in the wall: swootied out
 WaffleIron: #159763
Image 159772   02-01-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
99
 
 Jotun: Still looking for a roommate.
 Kim: The one on the right is on Adderall.
 tokyopig: From left to right, the influences of coffee, booze, weed, and... just enjoying being in the shower with 3 other dewds.
 Dresdenkeogh: Go away, batin.
 sparename: THEY FOUND IT... It took a few weeks but it was there, behind the curtain, all along...
 Shay: Frat rushes are too tame these days.
 WaffleIron: I too went to COLLEGE
Image 159771   02-01-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
329
 
 SpaceCow: Turns out the anti-christ isn't fire proof. Who know?
 tokyopig: Another victory in the war on family values.
 Wet farts: This baby's on fire yo!
 Hosebag: And if we catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, we'll send you back to mother in a cardboard box!
 Teechur: This reminds me of the children's book "The Hat" from +/- 50 years ago. Anyone remember that one?
 sparename: "SHIT, we got Stingered (tm) and had to ditch the wheels but we got the loot out before we torched it..."
 VoR: The dangers of infants.
 Shay: This is fine.
 ignatz: Lovilee Jubilee (as the Mockney Twat wouyld say)
Image 159770   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
404
 
 cenecia: This is the second worst thing George Lucas is associated with.
 petepuma: I find your lack of odor disturbing
 tib gubb: ports for being inane
 fanny: I swear by crystal (mineral salt) deodorant.
 VoR: But it's quick right?
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf alternative facts to be exact
 thecraftywolf: these are facts
Image 159769   02-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
120
 
 VoR: Needs more frame
 Annoying Vegan : That reminds me, I need to buy postage stamps
 WaffleIron: If you did this in Rise of the Triad it told you to "Buy a 486 :)"
 sparename: This is what happens when I try to play 'Myst' on a modern PC
Image 159768   02-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
471
 
 XLY: Retweets 17 more times
 XLY: We finally made it boys
 carpwoman: @Borkf - Ah, in the pressure would be the same inside and out, too, I would imagine.
 Borkf: @turde @carpwoman @mwoody Quite right, it would be fine if it's open. Two reasons it wouldn't rust (1) Little oxygen means rusting in the deep sea is quite slow (2) It's probably made from aluminium anyway.
 trelyate: viral marketing has gone too far
 turde: @carpwoman @mwoody an empty can shouldn't crush, as there's no difference in pressure between the inside & outside to create the crushing force. you get cool crushing effects on e.g. styrofoam because all the tiny air bubbles inside get squashed. no idea about the rusting out tho
 carpwoman: No way. It would be crushed. And by the looks of it, it's an old steel can and would be rusted out by now.
 mwoody: Joking aside, I would have thought it'd be more crushed.
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Litter, uh...finds a way. ; )
 grizzly: Dont ya wanna?
 tritium: Don't the abyssal monstrosities know how much sugar one of those has?
 Ulillillia: life, uh, finds a Fanta
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo is this the real life, or just a fanta sea.
 Scoo: Underwater Fanta-Sea
 WaffleIron: We're anticipating the fanta girls at any second!
 sparename: Fanta's Tin Voyage
Image 159767   02-01-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
411
 
 tokyopig: FRISBEE GOLF PAIRS WELL WITH IPA, HIPSTER BOT IS PLEASED
 Bob: Want one.
 fakeusername: @Peter Pantsless duh that's what makes it fun
 Peter Pantsless: Neat, but I don't think drunk people would be very good at it, and you'd just end up with bottle caps all over the floor
Image 159766   02-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: @VoR Because we are everywhere!
 cenecia: This is a good post.
 Headoftheclass: Three tiers of bravery.
 VoR: Why cows?
 ignatz: the other one is the probe..
Image 159765   02-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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