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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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 Mr Bleak: Anything is a geoduck if you're brave enough...
 Otterman: The missus says it's pronounced "ghadol krroom" in Khmer
 tib gubb: they're a delicacy where i'm from
 hat thrab: Now THESE are geoducks.
 Otterman: The Cambodian name for geoduck is literally "dick clam".
 Dan Tagonistic: Search 'cleaning geoduck' on your favourite video streaming site.
 hearsegirl: yeah, the uncircumcised clams look funny until you get used to it.
 raditzu: It looks like NOPE to me.
 RiderFan: @Dresdenkeogh This image is from North America.
 tritium: Nature, you nasty.
 Science: Geodongs, am I right?
 AverageJoe: I'm having conflicting thoughts...
 Dresdenkeogh: Japan, I love you, but stop it.
Image 159694   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: it's a frenchie fancy word "hors chiete" or some other shit, i don't know. i'm not french
 antipatterns: These ironic needlepoint people confirm my worst biases by shit-pointing constantly
 wolfpk: Grandma was known to be very passive aggressive.
 AverageJoe: #157509
 Dresdenkeogh: The situation, not my needlepoint, which on point.
Image 159693   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Bob: This is horseshit.
 Sandor: That's not how to controller
 whiplash: Legal disclaimer: user will not actually fly thru outer space.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Bu7Z 2nd gen I think
 PornoPedler: Ok.. is that a first gen play station in the pic..? Whatever, I'm classically trained. N to the E to the S.
 booger: @SpaceCow . I have 2 sons, they are disappointments because they are all like "we want to play outside" like they don't even know what a Nintendo even is
 SpaceCow: This is for dad whose sons are disappointments. "Super Megason will mow the lawn without complaining and listen to your stories that begin 'back in my day' without complaint!"
 AverageJoe: Ultra radbox one is better
 Mr. Butt: Don't talk to me or my Super Megason ever again!
 WTF: "In space, no one can hear you 0wnzD00D".
 tritium: Man, I'm glad they included an extra cartridge. I always lose the one that usually comes with it.
Image 159692   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: The Cat In The Hat says Purrrrrr...
 turtled: Tis Sir Galacat of Snoresalot!
 Smorlacks: Ser Pounce
Image 159691   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phonk
 Bob: Dodged a boop
 Sandor: @Dresdenkeogh If only someone made a product to solve that problem, then I'd be set
 Teechur: Maybe it's a deer tic.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sandor Because maybe you touched your genitals.
 Sandor: Saw you didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom
 wolfpk: Oww! Do you ever wash your hands!
 Lestrange: @thecraftywolf Dat is a nope
 thecraftywolf: wut is dat
Image 159690   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 cenecia: There better be cannoli at this wedding!
 Side Boob: Rad for uniting the families :P
 Lestrange: I thought this was cool and witty.
Image 159689   02-01-17   Uploaded by    clueful
 Otterman: Agh, my neck!
 Lestrange: Yule lads? You're right to be scared. Those guys can be a nuisance!
 whiplash: Got this along with a text message: "HELP PLS THEYRE HERE OMG IM SCARE-"
Image 159688   02-01-17   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
 Kitts2307: I haven't seen that show since primary school! It seems he's got a show on netflix now.
 Kitts2307: bill nye the science guy!
 CastleBravo: Hahaha! Xfinitywifi! Also, my iPhone tried to change xfinity into "criminal".
 Father Goose: Had a wifi called "loading..."
 tokyopig: beakman's world apparently has no wifi.
 tritium: I like it when neighbors communicate via wifi network names.
 wolfpk: Sounds like my mail: bill, billl billl.
 FabricMan: Of course the Xfinity router is unsecured. What would you expect?
 Knice: Go for it, Google Maps. Hell, someone should use it.
Image 159687   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 carpwoman: This was the crash in Iowa several years ago.
 tritium: This looks like it'll wind up in a cheese documentary, under the voiceover "the last picture known to be taken by the suspect..."
 Lestrange: Le flying carrot
 ThatGuy: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a Boeing in a cage
Image 159686   02-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Ulillillia: I wanna rock!
 UltraBeverly: "I learned it from you Dad, I learned it from you! [sobbing]"
 grizzly: I took a shit in the shower!
 whiplash: "You don't understand! Satan loves me and I love him!"
 WTF: "Go to bed old man!"
 AverageJoe: I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!
 A duck: Ugh! It's the 90s now, dad! You just don't get it!
Image 159685   02-01-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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