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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. Christina
4. Ulillillia
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7. Robespierre
8. Whatever
9. Side Boob
10. mexican

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

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karpeles uploaded 238306 (1030 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (961 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
ping uploaded 238211 (894 points)

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 4. ping: 3921 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
 8. Horp Lello: 2090 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 Mr Bleak: Anything is a geoduck if you're brave enough...
 Otterman: The missus says it's pronounced "ghadol krroom" in Khmer
 tib gubb: they're a delicacy where i'm from
 hat thrab: Now THESE are geoducks.
 Otterman: The Cambodian name for geoduck is literally "dick clam".
 Dan Tagonistic: Search 'cleaning geoduck' on your favourite video streaming site.
 hearsegirl: yeah, the uncircumcised clams look funny until you get used to it.
 raditzu: It looks like NOPE to me.
 RiderFan: @Dresdenkeogh This image is from North America.
 tritium: Nature, you nasty.
 Science: Geodongs, am I right?
 AverageJoe: I'm having conflicting thoughts...
 Dresdenkeogh: Japan, I love you, but stop it.
Image 159694   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: it's a frenchie fancy word "hors chiete" or some other shit, i don't know. i'm not french
 antipatterns: These ironic needlepoint people confirm my worst biases by shit-pointing constantly
 wolfpk: Grandma was known to be very passive aggressive.
 AverageJoe: #157509
 Dresdenkeogh: The situation, not my needlepoint, which on point.
Image 159693   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Bob: This is horseshit.
 Sandor: That's not how to controller
 whiplash: Legal disclaimer: user will not actually fly thru outer space.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Bu7Z 2nd gen I think
 PornoPedler: Ok.. is that a first gen play station in the pic..? Whatever, I'm classically trained. N to the E to the S.
 booger: @SpaceCow . I have 2 sons, they are disappointments because they are all like "we want to play outside" like they don't even know what a Nintendo even is
 SpaceCow: This is for dad whose sons are disappointments. "Super Megason will mow the lawn without complaining and listen to your stories that begin 'back in my day' without complaint!"
 AverageJoe: Ultra radbox one is better
 Mr. Butt: Don't talk to me or my Super Megason ever again!
 WTF: "In space, no one can hear you 0wnzD00D".
 tritium: Man, I'm glad they included an extra cartridge. I always lose the one that usually comes with it.
Image 159692   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: The Cat In The Hat says Purrrrrr...
 turtled: Tis Sir Galacat of Snoresalot!
 Smorlacks: Ser Pounce
Image 159691   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phonk
 Bob: Dodged a boop
 Sandor: @Dresdenkeogh If only someone made a product to solve that problem, then I'd be set
 Teechur: Maybe it's a deer tic.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sandor Because maybe you touched your genitals.
 Sandor: Saw you didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom
 wolfpk: Oww! Do you ever wash your hands!
 Lestrange: @thecraftywolf Dat is a nope
 thecraftywolf: wut is dat
Image 159690   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 cenecia: There better be cannoli at this wedding!
 Side Boob: Rad for uniting the families :P
 Lestrange: I thought this was cool and witty.
Image 159689   02-01-17   Uploaded by    clueful
 Otterman: Agh, my neck!
 Lestrange: Yule lads? You're right to be scared. Those guys can be a nuisance!
 whiplash: Got this along with a text message: "HELP PLS THEYRE HERE OMG IM SCARE-"
Image 159688   02-01-17   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
 Kitts2307: I haven't seen that show since primary school! It seems he's got a show on netflix now.
 Kitts2307: bill nye the science guy!
 CastleBravo: Hahaha! Xfinitywifi! Also, my iPhone tried to change xfinity into "criminal".
 Father Goose: Had a wifi called "loading..."
 tokyopig: beakman's world apparently has no wifi.
 tritium: I like it when neighbors communicate via wifi network names.
 wolfpk: Sounds like my mail: bill, billl billl.
 FabricMan: Of course the Xfinity router is unsecured. What would you expect?
 Knice: Go for it, Google Maps. Hell, someone should use it.
Image 159687   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 carpwoman: This was the crash in Iowa several years ago.
 tritium: This looks like it'll wind up in a cheese documentary, under the voiceover "the last picture known to be taken by the suspect..."
 Lestrange: Le flying carrot
 ThatGuy: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a Boeing in a cage
Image 159686   02-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Ulillillia: I wanna rock!
 UltraBeverly: "I learned it from you Dad, I learned it from you! [sobbing]"
 grizzly: I took a shit in the shower!
 whiplash: "You don't understand! Satan loves me and I love him!"
 WTF: "Go to bed old man!"
 AverageJoe: I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!
 A duck: Ugh! It's the 90s now, dad! You just don't get it!
Image 159685   02-01-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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