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257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

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257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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 SpaceCow: This ass is always blaring his music.
 scribbs: @Teechur lol :-)
 Teechur: @scribbs Ok, I had to check. Turns out, Amy Amy Chance played Aphrodesia, one of the first characters introduced in the cult television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 Teechur: @Fancy Clown Yes, I am. Spanish/English. Full-time nerd in my spare time, however.
 scribbs: @Fancy Clown Amy Chance is the best teaching college in North America.
 drtofu: Kick Ass
 DoctorTwo: Surround Sound of the Ooooollllld West.
 Fancy Clown: Any*
 Fancy Clown: @Teechur I got it, don't worry. Are you an actual teacher by Amy chance?
 Teechur: Must be a 746 watt sound system.
 AdaMan: PSYOPS
 RalphyNoPants: Kick ass sound system.
 sparename: Ass of Bass
Image 159573   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
275
 
 tritium: @blubbledubble hello!
 blubbledubble: I was so impressed by that empty cup on the left and the fact that nobody pointed it out that i had to sign up and comment. Hi.
 Cami: Remember to twirl your pencil while drawing long lines so you don't get a flat spor on your pencil lead....I think I may be old....
 Cami: @mwoody Slackerproof!
 tokyopig: One slide to rule them all.
 Teechur: @mwoody LibreOffice isn't bad.
 hearsegirl: At the Drafting Olympics
 Lestrange: I've learned so much from this remarkable site. I wonder what I can learn from this old timey draughtsman picture?
 mwoody: I hate open offices with a passion.
Image 159572   01-31-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
348
 
 drtofu: BTW, that shirt is made completely of gold.
 Shay: 3ling 3ling
 tokyopig: psy trance dance brahmin, obviously.
 Starky15: He O-geed
 Fancy Clown: A money lender who bought a short made entirely out of gold in one of the poorest places on earth. I'm amazed he wasn't killed sooner tbh.
 whiplash: Last known photo of Swaggy McBlingerson.
 wolfpk: He must have lost a bet.
 El hefe: Mr. P
 Lestrange: He ded now.
Image 159571   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
396
 
 ninetailorochimaru: I saw the Eat sign too fast and thought it was the PEZ logo
 Mr. Whiskers: Steel? Eat 'n Park? Is this a Pittsburgh-themed apocalypse?
 AdaMan: Jet assisted hammer and Laura Croft? Why not?
 Lestrange: I love fighting the Brotherhood of Steel.
 Minnesotan: The Worst Fallout Game happened long before Bethesda got their incompetent mitts on the license.
Image 159570   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
582
 
 scribbs: Wonder Woman is going to be pissed when she sees what doggo is about to do to her plane.
 werterland: @AdaMan SPOOOOOONNN DANGERRRRR!!!!
 AdaMan: SPOOOOONNN!!!
 Coolguy: CAN OOOOOPENEEEER!
 fanny: CANNON BAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!
 Lestrange: BOOOIIINNNGGG!!!
Image 159569   01-31-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
215
 
 XLY: wood butter make wood better
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I know! I have started opening an anonymous window when I look at The Worst Things For Sale.com
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Amazon gets more clicks out of me than ever these days, mostly due to "Today's weirdo item." Naturally, the site's suggested items make me look like a lunatic
 Spazstatic: @fanny @Peter Pantsless Oh, let me help. *Clears throat* ahem, Amazon.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless please use the AG affiliate link for Amazon ;)
 Kohapi: Do you realize how many trees you need to grind up to get just a few ounces of wood butter!?!..... like 4.... really big ones.... I think.
 Mr. Shine: It conceals if you are willing to leave the bottle on top of it from now on.
 Peter Pantsless: That reminds me, I need to get some more wood butter. With this high-speed Internet, I buy it by the 71-gallon box
Image 159568   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
345
 
 hajjpodge: Lucifer Our Lord
 cenecia: Everybody doin it
 Shay: @wolfpk Actually it's Jersey if you squint closely.
 DoctorTwo: Trump's To-Do list.
 wolfpk: Now entering Washington DC
 Lestrange: 4 out of 5 isn't too bad right?
 Kohapi: The 5 Rules of Politics
 Mr. Shine: I stole the sign.
 Elleander: Now, should i trust a sign that tells me to lie...
Image 159567   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
481
 
 scribbs: @SunWukong Hi.
 SunWukong: Too many people.
Image 159566   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
293
 
 Science: "Ma'am, I've been a State Trooper for over seventeen years now - I believe I know how to properly wear my headgear."
 SpaceCow: When ventriloquist dummies join state patrol.
 Cami: Hat shrank at the cleaners...
 Shay: Officer Jones depicts a woman being dragged (or a dead-on impersonation of his girlfriend when she's getting her gems)
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Hence the expression is "champing at the bit," not "chomping." If they were chomping, they'd destroy their teeth.
 Fancy Clown: "Omnomnom"
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless can confirm, horseback riding is a lot of fun, one of friends in highschool had 3 horses (her parents ran a therapeutic riding business). But I was making a joke referencing the "is your girlfriend a horse" thing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Basic stuff. I learned how to groom them, clean their hooves, prepare the tack, and ride them up to gallop. It was a lot of fun, so I'm gonna go back eventually
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless "horse lessons"? Like speed dating?
 sparename: That hat contains more than just a marmalade sandwich
 PushyWebsite: "Not the Mama"
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Bit. I took horse lessons recently. I always thought the bit was cruel, but it turns out it doesn't rest on their teeth and doesn't hurt them at all unless you're an asshole about it
 Scoo: I'm not much of a horse guy, so I can't remember if this is a 'bit' or a 'bridle'
 Lestrange: That's right Mike, it started by accident one time then I found I couldn't eat with it in there! I've lost 300 pounds since then.
Image 159565   01-31-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
464
 
 Cami: Chow time a-hole.*claws nose*
 scribbs: "I dreamt I had thumbs."
 Elleander: You're up, right? FEED ME
 tritium: Morning honey. Whatcha thinkin bout?
 Scoo: Looks like my kitteh!
 Lestrange: I am the night
Image 159564   01-31-17   Uploaded by    werterland
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